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Horror Movie Survival Guide is a weekly podcast where two unlikely gorehounds and long time chums, one a hardcore horror fan with a notebook to prove it, and the other finally coming out of the creepy horror fandom closet - watch and talk about horror film from a survival point of view. We ask the question - how can *we* end up as the final girl? Join Julia Marchese and Teri Gamble as we take a deep dive into everything from OG horror to newly released films (but preferably classics on VHS). We'll talk about obscure details that no one else notices, spin off into alternate casting universes, crush on some foxy, dodgy fellows (and creepy uncles), and arm ourselves with the knowledge necessary to become The Final Girl.

Horror Movie Survival Guide Julia Marchese and Teri Gamble

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    • 4.7 • 88 Ratings

Horror Movie Survival Guide is a weekly podcast where two unlikely gorehounds and long time chums, one a hardcore horror fan with a notebook to prove it, and the other finally coming out of the creepy horror fandom closet - watch and talk about horror film from a survival point of view. We ask the question - how can *we* end up as the final girl? Join Julia Marchese and Teri Gamble as we take a deep dive into everything from OG horror to newly released films (but preferably classics on VHS). We'll talk about obscure details that no one else notices, spin off into alternate casting universes, crush on some foxy, dodgy fellows (and creepy uncles), and arm ourselves with the knowledge necessary to become The Final Girl.

    Bite Marks - "Everything Looks Better in a Speedo"

    Bite Marks - "Everything Looks Better in a Speedo"

    Bite Marks - "Everything Looks Better in a Speedo" 
    Inspired by our round of Lesbian Vampire movies we are exploring some Gay Vampire cinema with BITE MARKS (2011)! Written and Directed by Mark Bessenger this film is working hard to bring you some horror comedy with lots of one-liners and references to some of our favorite vampire movies like the iconic Fright Night. Groans and moans await you...you may be too cool for this one, Brewster!
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    • 36 min
    Sinister - "I'll make you famous again."

    Sinister - "I'll make you famous again."

    Sinister - "I'll make you famous again." 
    Special request from one of our dear friends Becky D' Anna! We couldn't believe that Julia & Teri had both not seen this one since it stars one of their favorite actors! ETHAN HAWKE!
    A writer on a mission to become famous beyond his past successes enters into a world that he is not ready to believe. A SINISTER world indeed - of murders, curses and denial...
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    • 36 min
    Stage Fright - "Don't Panic, Stick Together"

    Stage Fright - "Don't Panic, Stick Together"

    Stage Fright - "Don't Panic, Stick Together" 
    Our final ARROW film is 1987's STAGE FRIGHT (Deliria)! Rehearsal turns deadly for a troupe of actors as the lines blur between reality and the fiction! We love a film that takes us behind the scenes of the creative process and this one does not disappoint! A dancing owl, a saxophone playing Marilyn Monroe, and some of the most creative kills  we've seen recently! 
    We hope you take advantage of ARROW's offer to watch these films on their streaming service this month!
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    • 32 min
    Blind Beast - "Tactile Satisfaction"

    Blind Beast - "Tactile Satisfaction"

    Blind Beast - "Tactile Satisfaction" 
    The ARROW party continues with some 1960's J-Horror BLIND BEAST (1969) - this one left our jaws on the floor. Who knew a story of a blind sculptor and his muse would turn into a  titillating tale that ultimately descends into the world of BDSM. 
    We hope you take advantage of ARROW's offer to watch these films on their streaming service this month!
    Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/HorrorMovieSurvivalGuide)

    • 36 min
    Death Line (Raw Meat) - "Mind the Doors"

    Death Line (Raw Meat) - "Mind the Doors"

    Death Line (Raw Meat) - "Mind the Doors" 
    Our round of ARROW films continues across the pond to where your intrepid co-hosts met in London for DEATH LINE (RAW MEAT) 1972! This film co-written and directed by Gary Sherman is is a doozy that looks at class, the caste system and the plight of forgotten man in a whole new light. When a young couple discover a high ranking man in distress who vanishes in the tunnels of London they are in for a real ride when Donald Pleasence as the representative from Scotland Yard gets involved. There is more than meets the eye...and raw meat ahead....
    We  hope you take advantage of ARROW's offer to watch these films on their streaming service this month! 
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    • 34 min
    Toolbox Murders - "It's an ugly world."

    Toolbox Murders - "It's an ugly world."

    Toolbox Murders - "It's an ugly world."
    We are so excited to dive into cult classics available on the ARROW  streaming site. They have generously offered our fans trial memberships with our code. Listen for it at the beginning of each episode - so you can enjoy the films this month!
    Our first ARROW film is THE TOOLBOX MURDERS (1978) directed by Dennis Donnelly.  A killer is on the loose in the San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles...equipped with a toolbox. Basic tools become the most heinous of murder weapons in this "based on true events" slasher! Starring Pamelyn Ferdin, as the goodest good girl, Cameron Mitchell, as a the landlord you don't want to cross and Wesley Eure, as the boy next door... 
    Not for the faint of heart! The kills are fast and furious in this one!
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    • 39 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
88 Ratings

88 Ratings

crazystarwarsfanboy ,

5 stars

Horror movie fanboy on Twitter here praising this fun horror movie podcast. I love this idea of going back through all the movies y’all watched in college. Great podcast.

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Fun podcast

A lot of great content... but, I miss Marion :(

peprmintappl ,

🔪🪓🩸just horror-ble fun

The short of it: I love the commentary, the different perspectives of some of my favorite horror movies, and the factoids.
Keep the episodes coming!

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