351 episodes
My Momma Told Me Big Money Players
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4.7 • 1.3K Ratings
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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.
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Jehovah’s Famous Witnesses: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about Jehovah's Witnesses being the Black version of Scientology.
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BBSmell (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
Do Brazilian butt lifts smell? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory and how it impacts all walks of life in the Lil' Momma community. Where would this idea come from? Is it seeded in society's hatred towards women? Or could it be poor post-surgery hygiene? Langston and David brainstorm an ethical strip club and how it would fail immediately. We also learn that "blue" is not a flavor.
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Starvin' Sovereign: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about people having Moorish national passports and using them to avoid taxes in restaurants and the IRS. Also, David may be the future face of compression socks.
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The Skeeting Rainbow (with Miles Gray)
Did “rainbow parties” really exist? Langston and David sit down with Miles Gray (The Daily Zeitgeist) to talk about this sex-based conspiracy theory. How many lipsticks were involved? Was this another moral panic in America? Who attended these parties? Also, who made boomers in charge of oral sex culture? Of course, Oprah and Shaunie O'Neal are involved.
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Who Sent You, Dr. Umar?? : Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
Langston and David answer a listener's email about Dr. Umar being an industry plant.
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Oops! All Quid Pro Quo Hoes (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
Langston and David dedicate an episode to answering a listener's email with their version of Quid Pro Quo Ho, a popular game from our live shows. The game presents hopeful possibilities for the world, but each possibility comes with very specific conditions. Think of it as a Black Saw scenario and Langston being Jigsaw, which weirdly seems to track. The conversation leads to beautiful chaos and David still defends himself as a lover of all animals.
SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com
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Customer Reviews
Two of the best to ever do it
My Momma Told Me makes me cry laugh every time I listen.
I have to stop listening in public
When David makes Langston crack up I embarrass myself in the grocery store by laughing like an idiot. Every single episode has at least one laugh out loud in public moment, be warned.
PROUD lil mama
My all time favorite pod. It’s literally the only reason I’m a BMP diamond subscriber. Can’t wait til I can see you guys live one day!!