154 episodes

Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life in a stream of consciousness filled with humor, observation and a splash of rage. While we love to think life is defined by the big events, ultimately it's the trips to CVS, Trader Joe's, and the special yet forgotten interactions in between that comprise our days. Chase is here to celebrate the subtleties through a genuine and hilarious lens. As one listener put it, "What's the show about? Nothing. Everything. Wow." While another said, "This podcast is ridiculous and I cannot stop listening!" So what do you have to lose? Nothing. Everything. 

Composed Chase Bernstein

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 166 Ratings

Comedian Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life in a stream of consciousness filled with humor, observation and a splash of rage. While we love to think life is defined by the big events, ultimately it's the trips to CVS, Trader Joe's, and the special yet forgotten interactions in between that comprise our days. Chase is here to celebrate the subtleties through a genuine and hilarious lens. As one listener put it, "What's the show about? Nothing. Everything. Wow." While another said, "This podcast is ridiculous and I cannot stop listening!" So what do you have to lose? Nothing. Everything. 

    The End

    The End

    The end of Tik Tok and the beginning of a phenomenal/discounted hot chocolate. The end of the Nuggets- the beginning of a new era. Thank you to everyone who listened, rated, reviewed and subscribed. We'll always have musical interludes. 

    • 37 min
    Live From The Verizon Store

    Live From The Verizon Store

    The legend that already is episode 152 was recorded mere minutes after absorbing one of the most underwhelming instances of hot chocolate I've participated in thus far and yet it didn't stop me from pouring my heart into recounting the journey that was acquiring my new phone from a freshly opened Verizon store. All this plus the brutal honesty of Reddit. 

    • 24 min
    TSA Pre Check Etc.

    TSA Pre Check Etc.

    An unprecedented gas station/ car wash, a tire situation and an index card conundrum. Honestly I inspired myself upon listening back on the glorious episode that is episode 150. 

    • 33 min
    A Stint At Best Buy

    A Stint At Best Buy

    A frayed cord upgrade, driving around in silence, time is an illusion plus remembering a raspberry vanilla swirl frozen yogurt. You know, the usual. 

    https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein

    • 17 min
    Brick And Mortar

    Brick And Mortar

    An exhilarating trip to Staples, making eye contact with James Harden, plus forgiving everyone except James Harden for being so iconic. Nothing but the best for episode 149.

    https://open.substack.com/pub/chasebernstein/p/as-it-were?r=19m396&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

    • 25 min
    The Tier Of French

    The Tier Of French

    A Duolingo math confession, an external hard drive purchase, a hike in the rain, terabytes. Episode 148, anyone? 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0biIAApETo

     

    https://www.patreon.com/composedwithchasebernstein/membership

     

     

    • 26 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
166 Ratings

166 Ratings

Nick Name 🫡🫡🫡 !!! ,

Perfect!

I literally don’t need to read books because Chase recites all of the most inspiring quotes from every book. 10/10.

sourcerista ,

A beacon for irrelevant but completely relevant synchronicity

How funny that the day I was listing to “Composed” thinking, finally- “I need to give it a rate/review. I WILL give it a rate/review.” Was the episode Chase laughed to herself as she mentioned for listeners to subscribe, rate, etc… and then said “nobody does it anyway”. If my conviction to do so wasn’t strong already, ironically this statement is what sealed the deal for me- to struggle a bit through my podcast app and figure out how to do this. But I am here, I made it. It’s happening. Thank you for your service in helping that woodpecker. The shell story? The timing of that message in relation to my life was impeccable. This has happened more than once listening to your podcast as of late. I am a fairly new listener, too. The Secret Garden - truly the best book/story of all time imo.

This podcast is about everything and nothing all at the same time. It’s profoundly comical and comforting. And maybe it along with Chase is something extra familiar for people that grew up with that fun see-through land line phone (as pictured on podcast cover).

Keep it up. You are ABSOLUTELY appreciated.

N Valdres ,

Love it! Need it!

I need my weekly dose of this podcast. Chase is so funny I love her stories and insights so much! Thanks, Chase!

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