50 episodes

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

NOBODY LIKES ONIONS Patrick Melton

    • Comedy
    • 4.5 • 289 Ratings

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

    MEMBERS ONLY: STEEL TOE vs. Jesse PS

    MEMBERS ONLY: STEEL TOE vs. Jesse PS

    Patrick is here on a Friday night to continue watching the appearance of Jesse PS from PodAwful as he attempts to navigate the muddy waters of St.Cloud Minnesota. Jesse mostly plays with Aaron, trolling him with confusing narratives about Opie and Anthony and his missing wife. Aside from hammering Aaron with the same truth bombs that the rest of the internet has been screaming at the weak-chinned non-man for over a year. Let's watch a troll mess with a man who thinks he is beyond trolling and see what happens.

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    • 50 min
    May 2, 2023: Bob Levy Is Lonely? KB Gets Older? Steel Toe WINE SHOW! Aaron Imholte LOVES Patrick?

    May 2, 2023: Bob Levy Is Lonely? KB Gets Older? Steel Toe WINE SHOW! Aaron Imholte LOVES Patrick?

    Join Patrick for a late night catch up show, where Patrick apologizes for his inconsistent schedule due to a lot of the logistical stuff going on with Hackamania. Is Bob Levy on the outs with the Shuli network? Is this just another work to fool Kevin Brennan in to showing his spiteful nature? Is BOB solo now or is he looking for new partners? Kevin Brennan gets another year older, but his cold sore is still under two months young. Aaron Imholte is definitely coping witha new single life, and fantasizes about teaming up with Patrick for shows and even absconding to Las Vegas to Hackamania. Will Mooby have the balls to show?

    • 3 hr 40 min
    April 30, 2024: What’s Happened To MLC? FELICIA is FINE as FUNK! APRIL IMHOLTE Needs A Job!

    April 30, 2024: What’s Happened To MLC? FELICIA is FINE as FUNK! APRIL IMHOLTE Needs A Job!

    Patrick is recovering from a headache that could choke a donkey. That doesn’t mean anything. Don’t overthink it. Let’s check out the latest version of MLC and try to figure out what this show has become. It’s the last day of April and we need to make our nut. There’s four squares left on the wall and daddy needs to hit the goal! Stuttering John and Kate Meaney are on a fantasy world where Patrick is about to get arrested for some imagined crime at any moment. John is wasted and has seems to have pink eye from wiping with his hands before snacking. We check out the imagined new jobs for April Imholte aka April Anderson now that she’s out of the Steel Toe business.

    • 3 hr 28 min
    April 29, 2024: STEEL TOE Reboots Itself – OGAIN! NOBODY Knows Tech In Minnesota!

    April 29, 2024: STEEL TOE Reboots Itself – OGAIN! NOBODY Knows Tech In Minnesota!

    Aaron Imholte can’t stop declaring himself a winner over and over again. After a hard drive crash, a lack of backups, and little-to-no technical knowledge, the Minnesota luddite tries to get a show going with Keanu for almost forty-five minutes. We take a closer look at Aaron and April Imholte and their friendships with other streamers. There’s a new Mersh clipper in town, and he’s arrived at just ther right time. Things are not going well over at Captain Fatty’s Kitten Castle, and he’s taken to yelling at sponsors and his godfathers at Rumble about his treatment and his recent stress about paying taxes. For a winner, Mersh certainly is always in constant financial panic.

    • 4 hr 40 min
    BONUS: Aaron Imholte BACKTRACKS His Responsibility For Hiring April! NOT A Narcissist! CONFIRMED!

    BONUS: Aaron Imholte BACKTRACKS His Responsibility For Hiring April! NOT A Narcissist! CONFIRMED!

    We are really doing it, and this is the truth. I have seen the mystery clouded by a greedy sleuth. We are in the trenches, the wildlings are on the mend. Come with me to NLO town, take my hand, good friend. Aaron Imholte convinces himself he isn’t a bad guy, he might have lost his edge, and so much more nonsense.

    • 2 hr 33 min
    April 26, 2024: NLO vs STEEL TOE! Battle Of TROUBLED TECH!

    April 26, 2024: NLO vs STEEL TOE! Battle Of TROUBLED TECH!

    Five minutes after Patrick did a show with Pat Dixon on Tuesday night, all hell broke loose and Patrick’s network went down again. No one can be blamed for not believing Patrick and his internet troubles. It’s becoming predictable and ridiculous. Thanks the hexadecimal heavens that Steel Toe is also having a rocky time this week, and this time we aren’t just talking about missed goals and embarrassing tech gaffs. Come catch up with Patrick, whose voice is not doing well, on this late Friday show.

    • 1 hr 42 min

Customer Reviews

4.5 out of 5
289 Ratings

289 Ratings

TastelessShaemus ,

Is this a show????

Dude please upload here the same day you upload on YouTube…you’re killing me melton!

blanky1A ,

Don’t listen to the Dumbs and the Poors

Daddy melt is hilarious, and as honest as anyone with a microphone in front of them , relax your sphincter you will live longer .

Atlanta Rose ,

Nobody Likes Onions, but Everybody likes Patrick!

This is a really good podcast. It is polished in an off the cuff way (how he does it. . . I am not sure). He is fast, witty, funny, and has just the right amount of honesty and vulnerability to make him a compelling host and someone you can relate to. Try it. . . a few times and then buy his extras for $10 - there is a lot of him to get!!!

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