Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank

Jessi Cruickshank
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Phone a Friend with Jessi Cruickshank

Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture. But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&# is Bhad Bhabie? She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The Real Housewives, a straight man who knows about sports, or the only person she could find who actually got Taylor Swift tickets.  The conversations might last three minutes or the entire episode. They can be deep or petty, but they’ll all be eye-opening and HILARIOUS. New episodes drop EVERY THURSDAY wherever you get your podcasts! And if you read this entire description, you’re pretty much obligated to CLICK SUBSCRIBE and leave a 5 STAR REVIEW! LEAVE JESSI A VOICEMAIL: 323-448-0068 FOLLOW JESSI: @jessicruickshank Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Witch, Please! (ft. Andrew Garfield, Ariana vs Elvira, North, Kim & Liam Payne)

    1 DAY AGO

    Witch, Please! (ft. Andrew Garfield, Ariana vs Elvira, North, Kim & Liam Payne)

    This week had highs, lows and undercuts… Jessi falls in love with Andrew Garfield, LIVE ON THIS PODCAST, but he will NEVER be her Devon Sawa. Ariana Grande is throwing shade at Elvira just in time for spooky season! North West gave her mom a crappy birthday gift, pun intended, and Jessi discovers the artistry of Skibidi Toilet. Plus, we grapple with the passing of Liam Payne and the impact he had on a generation. As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 1m
  2. Spilling The Boba Tea (ft. Simu Liu, Ariana Grande, Celine Dion, Nicole vs Salma)

    OCT 17

    Spilling The Boba Tea (ft. Simu Liu, Ariana Grande, Celine Dion, Nicole vs Salma)

    The (Boba) Tea is HOT this week! Simu Liu has ignited the world’s first Dragon’s Den scandal and Jessi is taking sides. Are Salma Hayak and Nicole Kidman in an “ICY FEUD”? We do JOURNALISM to find out.  Plus! Ariana Grande is trying to save SNL and Celine Dion is trying to save the NFL. All that, and the reason Jessica Chastain was just canceled over $15. Pour yourself a flight of wine (or don't) and ENJOY!  Leave your voicemails for Jessi about anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min
  3. Don’t Worry, BEjeweled (ft. Taylor & Travis, Adam Brody, Bieber & P. Diddy)

    OCT 10

    Don’t Worry, BEjeweled (ft. Taylor & Travis, Adam Brody, Bieber & P. Diddy)

    Jessi is in Toronto where she has been LUSTING AFTER ADAM BRODY on “Nobody Wants This” I mean… working. She gets into the Seth Cohen-essence and the controversy surrounding the hit Netflix series. Then, football fans have turned on Travis Kelce- why? how?  Jessi has got the play-by-play. Plus - Justin Bieber, Usher, Ashton Kutcher, Sarah Jessica Parker- Jessi is breaking down all the celebrity conspiracy theories surrounding P.Diddy. And an 84 year old celebrity dad is on the market… any takers?  Best believe you’ll BEJEWELED if you listen to this episode!     As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    59 min
  4. Poo Aesthetic (ft. Ellen, Ariana, SpongeBob, Lana & Pacey)

    OCT 3

    Poo Aesthetic (ft. Ellen, Ariana, SpongeBob, Lana & Pacey)

    Take a picture of your toilets because this episode is the SH*T! Jessi starts by dropping HUGE NEWS about spotting her celebrity crush (Phonies if you know, you KNOW). Then Ellen tries to redeem herself in her new Netflix special, but is the joke on her? Plus! A rousing edition of ‘Hot Couples doing Hot Things’ featuring Ariana’s confessions about SpongeBob, Lana Del Rey’s marriage to an Alligator Tour Guide and Kristin Cavallari’s break up with a 24 year old Tik Toker.  All that and an ode to Pacey Witter (HELLO Joshua Jackson) AND a step-by-step guide to decorating YOUR TOILET. Gen Z-Style. It’s called #PooAesthetic. We can’t make this sh*t up.  Leave Jessi a VOICEMAIL, ABOUT ANYTHING, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr
  5. NICOLE IS TRASH w/ Selling Sunset’s Nicole Young

    SEP 26

    NICOLE IS TRASH w/ Selling Sunset’s Nicole Young

    Tighten your corsets Bad A$$ Business Bitches because Nicole Young is here to speak out for the FIRST TIME about the “cast mutiny” that she has caused at Selling Sunset. Why did she spread THAT rumor about Emma? What scenes were REAL and which were FAKED? And how does she feel about her castmates using the hashtag #NicoleIsTrash🗑? Whether you watch Selling Sunset or you have ‘better things to do’... this is a conversation about Reality TV that will BLOW.YOUR.MIND.  Plus! Is Katy Perry’s new album #Trash🗑? Critics think so, but does Jessi? Chappel Roan loves to Chappel MOAN- is she setting healthy boundaries or just complaining about fame?  Then, Jessi wants JUSTICE for one of the Golden Bachelorette contestants and TRIGGER WARNING: this episode will ruin Chicken Nuggets.  Jessi LOVES YOUR MESSAGES! ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 23m

  6. SEP 19

    The Sussex Survivors Club (ft. Harry & Meghan, Ben & Jlo, JT & Diddy)

    Trigger Warning: If you are a member of “The Sussex Survivors Club” this episode is not for you. We break down the latest accusations against Harry and Meghan and why their employees keep quitting. Plus- what’s wrong with Ben and Jlo’s post-divorce PDA? SO MANY THINGS according to Jessi. Then, P Diddy’s arrest! Justin Timberlake’s apology! Dave Grohl’s Baby! Donald Trump’s Tweet! And Steve-O’s Breast Implants! We bring back our festive segment called MEN ARE PIGS!  All that and a recap of the Emmys, an update on Jeremy Allen White and why 6-6-6 is the latest trend in dating. Thank god Jessi is only dating you, Phonies.  As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 6m

  7. SEP 12

    Calling All Childless Cat Ladies (ft. Taylor, Katy, Jlo, Donald & Kamala)

    POLITICS! POP CULTURE! POP MUSIC! HOT PEOPLE! BLOW JOBS! BRACES! Today, we're covering it ALL... First, eat your dogs and your cats! We've got the funniest moments from the very unfunny presidential debate. Then, Jlo wears a revenge dress, Travis and Taylor dance at the US Open, Brad Pitt hard launches his girlfriend and Glen Powell shows us his manhood in a new edition of Hot People Doing Hot Things! Plus, Katy Perry said something controversial again... but this time, Jessi is on her side? (Sorry Dave Grohl, she's not on YOUR side). All that, plus fake braces are HOT ON TIK TOK and Jessi shares her family vacation HORROR story. Moms! Dads! Childless Cat Ladies! This episode is for YOU. As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    56 min

  8. SEP 5

    Pumpkin Spice P*nis w/ Matt Barr, The Man with the World’s Biggest Penis

    It’s Pumpkin Spice Season and we’re celebrating with our SPICIEST episode YET! Matt Barr, the man with the world’s BIGGEST penis takes Jessi’s call and NOTHING is OFF LIMITS. Turns out it’s HARD (pun intended)  to live with a phallus longer than a footlong sub. Matt shares the pros and cons, the ups and dongs, sorry- DOWNS- of having the worlds biggest dong.  Plus, would you PAY to attend a loved one’s wedding? Tik Tok thinks you should!  From Video Games to Taxidermy, women vote on the least attractive male hobbies (and Jessi’s husband does many of them). Then, to get in the fall spirit, we break down the best and worst of actual Pumpkin Spice products (Pumpkin Spice bum wipes, anyone?) As always, ask Jessi Anything, HERE: 323-448-0068 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 12m
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Comedian Jessi Cruickshank HAS A PODCAST! Because she needed a safe space to talk about EVERYTHING without getting in trouble. Each week, she’ll give her hot takes on what’s happening in the world, in her home and in Pop Culture. But when she wants to dive deeper, learn more, or just understand important things like Who the F*&# is Bhad Bhabie? She’ll get to Phone a Friend! This can be a real-life friend, a celebrity friend, a sassy tween, a serious news anchor, a gay man who knows about The Real Housewives, a straight man who knows about sports, or the only person she could find who actually got Taylor Swift tickets.  The conversations might last three minutes or the entire episode. They can be deep or petty, but they’ll all be eye-opening and HILARIOUS. New episodes drop EVERY THURSDAY wherever you get your podcasts! And if you read this entire description, you’re pretty much obligated to CLICK SUBSCRIBE and leave a 5 STAR REVIEW! LEAVE JESSI A VOICEMAIL: 323-448-0068 FOLLOW JESSI: @jessicruickshank Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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