Bitch Bible

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

20 HR. AGO

Just Thrive with Tina Anderson

Jackie sits down with Just Thrive CEO Tina Anderson to discuss gut health, bathroom regularity, and the disrupting forces of fire season and Big Pharma. Get 20% off a 90 day bottle of Just Thrive Probiotic and Just Calm at www.justthrivehealth.com with promo code: BITCHBIBLE

41 min
2 DAYS AGO

Paralyzed and Traumatized

Jackie has a dysport malfunction, continues Off Brand October with some holiday decor mishaps, recaps dorky celebrity halloween photoshoots, and starts a new religion with the Olsen Twins as spiritual leaders! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Honeylove: Save up to 50% Off sitewide at www.honeylove.com/Bible this month only. Just Thrive: Save 20% off a 90-day bottle of Just Thrive and Just Calm using promo code: BITCHBIBLE at www.justhrive.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off and free shipping when you go to www.nutrafol.com and use promo code "BIBLE" Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE

1h 2m
OCT 29

Never Full

Jackie yearns for nostalgia by antiquing, making a case for the "Never Full" comeback, why low contrast makeup is next level dumb, and answers some more listener questions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com Qualia Life: Go to www.Qualialife.com/BITCHBIBLE for up to 50% off and use cod e BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 15% off. Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BIBLE Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to www.uncommongoods.com/BITCHBIBLE

1h 18m
OCT 22

Little Miss Sunshine!

Jackie is having a rough week and recaps a current stalker situation, takes down TMZ, and congratulates Britney Spears on her nuptials! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.GDefy.com Good American: Use promo code BITCHBIBLE for $50 OFF your first pair at www.goodamerican.com/bitchbible HomeChef: Get 18 free meals, free dessert for life, and free shipping at www.HomeChef.com/Bible Naked Wines: Head to www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE and use code BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for only $39.99 (shipping included) Sundays For Dogs: Use code BIBLE to get 40% off your first order of Sundays at www.sundaysfordogs.com/BIBLE

1h 2m
OCT 15

Snowed Thin!

Jackie recaps her trip to Boston and appearance on the "Call Her Daddy" tour, reignites beef with her community college bully, discusses pop culture happenings and addresses the problematic nature of Bath & Body Works. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain G-Defy: Use code "Bible" for $20 off orders of $100 or more at www.gdefy.com Honeylove: Get 20% off your purchase by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible Horoscope Weekly with Aliza Kelly: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/horoscope-weekly-with-aliza-kelly/id1761197575 Nutrafol: Get $10 off and free shipping when you go to www.nutrafol.com and use promo code "BIBLE" Posh Peanut: Go to www.poshpeanut.com/BIBLE and use code "BIBLE" to save 20% off your first order.

1h 9m
OCT 12

Bitch Bible Classics: Spanx On a Plane

Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn't carry mace. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month PrettyLitter: Use code "bible" at www.PrettyLitter.com/bible to save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy Sono Bello: Save big during Sono Bello's friends and family fall savings event. Schedule your free consultation now at www.SonoBello.com/BIBLE

50 min
OCT 8

On The Hamster Wheel

Jackie is having a rough day and recaps her new favorite shows, why integrating braids into your hairstyles is a cry for help, issues a PSA to Lady Gaga and answers some more listener questions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY Shoes: Visit www.GDEFY.com and get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE Rosetta Stone: Get Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/BIBLE

1h 17m
OCT 3

She Leaves A Little Sparkle!

Jackie kicks off Off Brand October with some toxic positivity! She celebrates solitude, self love, Diddy's destiny, and connects with her community!! All in a wide brimmed hat!! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! GDEFY Shoes: Enjoy a special summer offer at www.GDEFY.com and get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" Home Chef: For a limited time, get 18 free meals plus free dessert for life, with free shipping on your first box at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com Naked Wines: To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to www.NakedWines.com/bible Rosetta Stone: Get Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/BIBLE Squarespace: Head to www.squarespace.com/BIBLE to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code BIBLE

1h 8m

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Jackie Schimmel

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14,292 Ratings

Eat a cheeseburger

4 days ago

AFS1227

I heard Slade Smiley calls her Cheeseburger. He wants to give Jackie a cheeseburger but her wrists are so frail that they’d snap trying to pick it up. The red light is clearly working.
Title says it all!

3 days ago

mpbmom

The ads are awful, what a way to get people not to want to listen! Garbage!
Please stop advertising

4 days ago

aniskiasis

I’ve never listened to the episodes but the ad snippets are enough to make me vomit. When the most marketable quality is being a “b!+t(h” the content can’t be good.
disgusting show

4 days ago

jfsi70

terrible

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.