446 episodes
Bitch Bible PodcastOne
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4.6 • 14K Ratings
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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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Bitch Bible Classics: Cousin Jo
After a 4 year hiatus, we are re-introducing Jackie's problematic yet fantastic cousin Jo. After her last appearance lost Jackie a longtime sponsor, Jo hath been suspended but today we let her loose and see how she fares in the woke waters of 2024!
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Met Ball Tuesday!
Jackie shares tales of yesteryear, reviews "The Idea of You" and does LIVE coverage of the Met Ball 2024 fashions!
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Bitch Bible Classics: Michael Rapaport
We are going back in time and revisiting some staple “Bitch Bible” classics. Starting off strong (and safe) with some housewife sociology lessons from legend Michael Rapaport!
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Petty Young Thing
Jackie dissects controversial Taylor Swift lyrics, has another almost altercation at her local Homegoods and celebrates lesbian visibility week!
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I Have Rabies.
Jackie publishes her first work of literature by way of Yelp review after being attacked by a rat in Home Depot, reviews the new Taylor Swift album, and about 462 other topics she can't remember because she has rabies.
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Glochella
Jackie dissects Coachella culture, Gen Z ruining everything, Pookie updates and women's sports.
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Customer Reviews
Perfect dose of unhinged
If you can’t take a joke or laugh at yourself this podcast isn’t for you. Jackie is the perfect amount of unhinged and self-deprecating.
Love
Love this pod cast. ESP after having a new baby myself Jackie makes it soooooo relatable and she says everything I am thinking. Let’s plz bring back the 2000s where people can say Whatver they want without getting in trouble 🙃🤸🏼🥳
Tried to come back but the r word…
I loved your humor in the beginning it was an escape for me but I have a six year old with autism and you have tried to make light of it so I stopped listening then came back because Heather was on and now using the r word to try and be funny again.. as a mom the same age as you have to be more self aware and recognize it is just plain wrong and hurtful.