The Goin' Deep Show 8HOL

Fiona and Kid in on this one where they discuss the awesomeness of being an adult, doing the right thing and being responsible. Kid is a selfish a*****e who still wants all the attention. We touch on the bloated ego topic with particular jobs, Fiona’s dating app ambitions and we wrap with the cheating conversation and throw down some numbers . Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Underwelmed - Funk 2:00 Sell whatever you got 3:00 Half of your attention 4:00 Dryspell 5:00 Fiona’s dating apps 6:00 Shocked you were ready 7:00 Capable vs Should be 8:00 Good Shit - no prospects 9:00 Avatar world 10:00 Cautiously optimistic 11:00 Laughing while you’re banging 12:00 Wide angle camera 13:00 Your guts man 14:00 Glow up years 15:00 Tacos and chill 16:00 The cheats 17:00 Confiding in others 18:00 Work pressure 19:00 Adulting sucks Go Deep.

Kid and Fiona discuss how the whole playing with yourself thing starts as a child, play a clip of some asshole kid yelling at teachers and trying to tell everyone that its okay to get made fun of. Wrapup includes sadness as we get old and die. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Hate to say it 2:00 I say this every time 3:00 Wah, Wah 4:00 I can’t wait - Clip of idiot 5:00 Trash Can 6:00 Wire between your desk 7:00 Pepper Spray the f**k 8:00 Need the little man boner 9:00 My area 10:00 Never Shrunk 11:00 Action figures to my cousins 12:00 Didn’t come over 13:00 Over and Over 14:00 Take a hit 15:00 Scientific evidence 16:00 We made it 17:00 The same way 18:00 Crossword 19:00 Great guy Go Deep.

Kid and Fiona are cranked up on Tacos for this episode of the show. Fiona is bombarded with date potentials and we wonder why we said dumb shit when we were kids. Horny old ladies at the bar were discussed along with dealing with ages of dudes Fiona has had thrown at her vs a man and the age range they prefer. The duo gives everyone a new word to add to their vocabulary and kid gives you the story of when to tell him what to say. Good guess its fucking never. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Will you go with me 2:00 Bend over lick holes 3:00 Older than you and me 4:00 Scary female 5:00 That sucks 6:00 Trash took itself out 7:00 Show mode talk 8:00 Social norms 9:00 Coffee Woffey 10:00 The R word 11:00 Can’t say that 12:00 Midget 13:00 You’re suck a cunt 14:00 Handi-capable 15:00 Powerful humans 16:00 Rahtahd 17:00 Was that a test 18:00 Get some reaction 19:00 Neck and ear Go Deep.

Kid and Fiona hit the ground running with the story of a masturbation machine for the dudes too embarrassed to twist one off. Kid encourages the spinny thing to help ya out in this department. The duo discuss an only fans page that got a kid kicked out of school. Fiona is anticipating being a MILF down the road and age differences in dating, peeping toms, how much to spend on weddings, fat chicks demanding money and people who can’t hangout for some nonsensical reason. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Springtime 2:00 Top Story 3:00 Ordinary masturbation 4:00 WTF is he saying 5:00 Yank their crank 6:00 Making a deposit 7:00 It is her - showing it off 8:00 I don’t get it 9:00 Hinge 10:00 Madonna 11:00 The way I grew up 12:00 Stay together forever 13:00 Conducting surveillance 14:00 Whipping it out - diddling 15:00 I’m not a stay at home bitch 16:00 Big fatso 17:00 Extra hands for support 18:00 Remember when 19:00 Say that Go Deep.

Kid and Fiona discuss tickling fancies, losing interest, ripping farts at children and getting crop dusted at the bar. Kid is calling out a listener/former guest of the show who seems to be a leaker and we go through a suicide prevention situation and discuss funerals and parties. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Fat guys farting 2:00 Her nickname again 3:00 Throw roast beef at em 4:00 Random boring hanging on 5:00 Outside the card 6:00 Not gonna cross over 7:00 No messing around 8:00 Hilarious 9:00 Shit rolling 10:00 What? 11:00 Dealing with you 12:00 No response 13:00 Nobody likes me 14:00 Settled in 15:00 Do the right thing 16:00 No doubt 17:00 Suggested 18:00 Overhearing 19:00 Young as you act Go Deep.

Kid and Fiona go hard on a 90 minute edition of the show with topics that include thigh gap, megachurches, farts, nooners, coming too fast, flip phones, kid’s chores, jacking before bed, fat ass moms and who’s friends and who isn’t. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE 1:00 Shouldn’t drink more 2:00 Overly christian 3:00 Religious shit 4:00 Megachurches 5:00 Gone Deep! 6:00 Walk out no pay 7:00 Fiona farts 8:00 Not gonna smell 9:00 Fill those landfills 10:00 Kiss my ass 11:00 Booze pours 12:00 Eighty dollars in cans 13:00 Stank ass feet 14:00 Gawking at me 15:00 On my wifi 16:00 Mr. Jones 17:00 Fiona sings 18:00 He roofie you yet? 19:00 Getting different dudes 20:00 Last time of limpy 21:00 Jack before bed 22:00 Nooners 23:00 Precum 24:00 Worse than waterboarding 25:00 Dig out the parents porn 26:00 So much dirtier 27:00 Plastic containers 28:00 Clerks 29:00 Placing an order 30:00 Vacation 31:00 Answering machine 32:00 Flip phone 33:00 F**k rotory dial phone 34:00 Pissed off 35:00 Guys coming on quick 36:00 Respond to a txt? 37:00 That’s not my friend 38:00 Alienating everyone else 39:00 Make it a point 40:00 Keep in touch 41:00 No family 42:00 The ghosted 43:00 Not chasing 44:00 Birdseed in the plant 45:00 Howling 46:00 Laughing 47:00 Go then go 48:00 Video that shit 49:00 St. Louis bars 50:00 Emergency is you’re busted 51:00 Fat ass mom 52:00 Throw under the bus 53:00 Never pulled that shit 54:00 Good morning from your girls 55:00 Phone swap 56:00 Legit the only way 57:00 At work 58:00 Only me 59:00 Freaks me out 60:00 Ok face 65:00 Flaking on the inside 70:00 Ass selfie 75:00 At Sagnasty 80:00 Ruined it all 85:00 Tasting soap 90:00 Honk the t*****s Go Deep.