29 episodes

Hilarious weekly or biweekly warped angry fitness RANTS for everyday gym goers. We “RANT” about common annoyances experienced on a daily basis in the gym. Once a week (sometimes more) we make fun of and discuss fitness & gym stereotypes, workouts, steroids, fad diets, nutrition hypes and MORE! No stereotype is safe, we will hit them all, from every side. Visit us at TheGymRant.Com, Call Us at (916) 365-2528

The Gym Rant: Fitness Humor The Gym Rant

    • Health & Fitness
    • 4.4 • 7 Ratings

Hilarious weekly or biweekly warped angry fitness RANTS for everyday gym goers. We “RANT” about common annoyances experienced on a daily basis in the gym. Once a week (sometimes more) we make fun of and discuss fitness & gym stereotypes, workouts, steroids, fad diets, nutrition hypes and MORE! No stereotype is safe, we will hit them all, from every side. Visit us at TheGymRant.Com, Call Us at (916) 365-2528

    Online Fitness? Really!?!?

    Online Fitness? Really!?!?

    “Gym are dead” said the same people that said car dealerships were a thing of the past and that dating online through apps was the answer to singles people’s prayers. Buuuut what happens when you have questions for a car expert ? Does you pre qualification car sales app fulfill that need? What about not having social skills or only taking shoulders up s***s for your dating profile? I guess meeting in person and having decent in person skills is actually inevitable isn’t it!?!? SAME FOR GYMS!

    • 46 min
    But were you FAT though?

    But were you FAT though?

    How relatable are 99.9999% of personal trainers? How many have actually struggled with body fat!?!? I mean really actually struggled, not just toning some lose extra pathetic amount of “fat”. But were they actually fat though? Truthfully No! Most trainers and fitness professionals have ZERO idea what it means to be fat!

    • 22 min
    STEROID HATE: Why You Hate Steroid Users

    STEROID HATE: Why You Hate Steroid Users

    This rant outlines 2 main reasons (combine the 2 for a 3rd reason) why you might hate on steroids. You can always dive deeper in to the weeds but it really does boil down to two reasons why you hate on them. This comes from a place of experience, not just ranting judgement!

    • 36 min
    FREE FITNESS CHALLENGE?

    FREE FITNESS CHALLENGE?

    FREE? Consumers claim to HATE bait and switch but for some reason swallow HORSE SHIT like Free Fitness Challenges and dig in to the BS pile waist deep and shovel the crap in to their mouths with two spoons. I’m SICK of gyms tricking people in to ASININE inflated membership fees for a “FREE FITNESS CHALLENGE”, WAKE UP PEOPLE!!

    • 22 min
    Annoying New Members? New Year Resolution?

    Annoying New Members? New Year Resolution?

    Join me on my RANT about the REAL concerns with new memberships, New Year Resolution gym members, gym crowdedness and the Gym Industry's view on it all. Trust me you will be surprised, you may not hear the ranting and bashing on what you think you would!

    • 21 min
    ENVY + CORPORATE ASSHOLES

    ENVY + CORPORATE ASSHOLES

    Envy feels like SHIT and will eat your soul! We go in to how destructive this is and how it takes over people when seeing success, fitness results or upswings in careers paths. Dive in to a long over due RANT about Envy, Pride & Corporate Assholes in the gym. 

    • 30 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
7 Ratings

7 Ratings

John Deere blows ,

Funny because it’s true!!!

Haha this podcast is freaking funny! All the “characters” that they talk about have been driving me crazy since I started going to the gym!

Coreymoco9 ,

Keep it up!

Keep the rants coming! Always good for a laugh. Nice mix of insight and insults.

RockinTheWieghts ,

Finally! Great Gym Humor!

It’s relieving to hear that others have the same annoyances as me!!!