The Horror Virgin

The Horror Virgin
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The Horror Virgin

What’s your favorite scary movie? Are you a fanatic or a fraidy-cat? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Each week, horror fans Mikey and Paige will take Horror Virgin Todd through the encyclopedia of horror one movie at a time. We’ll discuss classics as well as fan favorites, with the occasional new release thrown in for good measure. Mikey will make inappropriate jokes and Todd will scream like a little girl at every jump scare. It’s hilarious. Prepare yourself for spoilers, tangents, and lots of irreverent fun. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram at @HorrorVirgin

  1. 5 DAYS AGO

    363 - Vampire in Brooklyn

    "I got dick'ed down so bad that I moved." This weeks scariest movie was... Vampire in Brooklyn.  This movie has everything: a toothy prince looking for his queen, an ancient supernatural bachelor patiently waiting for his best friend's kid to grow up so he can shoot his immortal shot, and a Scream connections you'll never see coming. Will Todd survive this bizarre Coming to America meets Dracula fever dream? Will Paige convince us that this movie is secretly amazing? And most importantly, how does one get dick down so bad they have to relocate? Tune in and find out! Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and Instagram Up Next: Vampire in Brooklyn (1995) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 47m

  2. FEB 10

    362 - Scary Movie

    "Arguably a better ending than Scream!" This film has everything: ghostface killers, a group of teens so clueless they make actual horror protagonists look like geniuses, and pop culture references so 2000s they should come with a dial-up modem. If you love slashers, satire, and comedy that hits way harder than it should, this episode’s for you! Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and Instagram Up Next: Vampire in Brooklyn (1995) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 58m

  3. FEB 3

    361 - The Deliverance

    "Going Super Saiyan, for Jesus" This week’s hottest movie is... The Deliverance. This film has everything: a struggling single mother, children befriending demonic music producers, and Glenn Close delivering lines that will haunt your dreams. You’ve got the demonization of the social safety net, possessions, and an exorcism featuring Holy gibberish. If you're into supernatural thrillers that blend family drama with a side of 'Did that just happen?', this episode's for you! Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin on Facebook, BlueSky, and Instagram Up Next: Scary Movie (2000) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 59m

  4. JAN 27

    360 - Orphan: First Kill

    “More like Orphan: 5th Kill.” This week’s hottest movie is... Orphan: First Kill. This film has everything: Isabelle Fuhrman in the “role of a lifetime”, a rich family with deeply questionable instincts, and Julia Stiles going absolutely feral. You’ve got identity theft, murder cover-ups that escalate at record speed, and a twist so insane it makes the original movie look like a PBS special. If you love horror that takes a hard left turn into chaos, this episode’s for you! Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: The Deliverance (2024) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 26m

  5. JAN 20

    359 - Revenge

    "It's like the story of the Phoenix had a baby with Persephone" This week’s hottest movie is... Revenge (2017). This film has everything: a luxury desert getaway, a fearless heroine, and revenge so brutal it it features a blood slip and slide. If you’re into neon-drenched vengeance, stomach-churning gore, and men learning the hard way not to underestimate a woman, this episode’s for you! Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Orphan: First Kill (2022) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 32m

  6. JAN 13

    358 - Species

    "TRAINS CAN ONLY GO ONE DIRECTION!!!" This week’s hottest movie is... Species. This film has everything: a genetically engineered alien-human hybrid, a crack team of scientists, mercenaries, as well as a man who has access to his feelings, and Natasha Henstridge as a seductive alien with a tounge she can't wait to shove through the back of your head. If you’re into sci-fi thrillers with body horror, questionable ethical decisions, and more goo than a slime factory, this episode’s for you! Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Revenge (2017) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 41m

  7. JAN 6

    357 - Subservience

    "M3GAN FOX!!!" This week’s hottest movie is... Subservience. This film has everything: a struggling father , an AI assistant who can't wait to ease his pain, and a movie that ignores everything that is interesting in the movie. If you’re into sci-fi thrillers that make you question if having sex with a lifelike Nanny-bot is cheating, this episode’s for you! Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Species (1995) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 24m

  8. 12/30/2024

    356 - The Exorcism

    "Sometimes movie sets be haunted, you guys" This week’s hottest movie is... The Exorcism (2024). This film has everything: a washed-up actor, a daughter questioning if her father's demons are literal or figurative, and a reveal so disappointing we were legit sad when it happened. If you're into meta-horror that makes you question what's real, this episode's for you! Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Subservience (2024) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 39m
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What’s your favorite scary movie? Are you a fanatic or a fraidy-cat? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Each week, horror fans Mikey and Paige will take Horror Virgin Todd through the encyclopedia of horror one movie at a time. We’ll discuss classics as well as fan favorites, with the occasional new release thrown in for good measure. Mikey will make inappropriate jokes and Todd will scream like a little girl at every jump scare. It’s hilarious. Prepare yourself for spoilers, tangents, and lots of irreverent fun. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram at @HorrorVirgin

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  • Creator
    The Horror Virgin
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2025
  • Episodes
    371
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © The Horror Virgin
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