34 min

S01 E19 | The Teddy Sheringham Blimp | Footballland Footballland

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It's been another incredibly successful meeting at Footballland HQ. 
Anthony has added a nostalgic feel to the theme park, in tribute to those times in the 1970s when a dog always seemed to make its way onto a football pitch. His idea is very simple - we let loose a live dog in the theme park, while someone dressed as a referee has to catch it, then chuck it back over the perimeter fence. 
PLUS, comedian Poppy Hillstead pitches her ride idea - The Teddy Sheringham Blimp. It's a giant blimp in the sky shaped like Teddy Sheringham, which you can climb inside and play poker and eat fish and chips. But will Poppy's idea pass Anthony and Mark's stringent vetting process? 
AND patron Nick Dunmore is back to explain his ride idea - Downsize Fitz Hall 
BUT sad news, as there seems to be a problem with The Cristiano Ronaldo Hall of Mirrors. 
As ever, send us YOUR ideas for rides, sideshows, jingles, anthems, statues, mascots! We need to build this park quickly! 
Footballland Explained:
Anthony Richardson has accidentally been given $1 billion dollars by Qatar to build a football-themed theme park in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. He and Mark Davison (Chief Ride Engineer) are in a race against the clock to design and commission the most exciting football theme park rides in the history of amusements.

Anthony Richardson, CEO of Footballland 
Mark Davison, Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer
Ryan Baxter, Intern.

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It's been another incredibly successful meeting at Footballland HQ. 
Anthony has added a nostalgic feel to the theme park, in tribute to those times in the 1970s when a dog always seemed to make its way onto a football pitch. His idea is very simple - we let loose a live dog in the theme park, while someone dressed as a referee has to catch it, then chuck it back over the perimeter fence. 
PLUS, comedian Poppy Hillstead pitches her ride idea - The Teddy Sheringham Blimp. It's a giant blimp in the sky shaped like Teddy Sheringham, which you can climb inside and play poker and eat fish and chips. But will Poppy's idea pass Anthony and Mark's stringent vetting process? 
AND patron Nick Dunmore is back to explain his ride idea - Downsize Fitz Hall 
BUT sad news, as there seems to be a problem with The Cristiano Ronaldo Hall of Mirrors. 
As ever, send us YOUR ideas for rides, sideshows, jingles, anthems, statues, mascots! We need to build this park quickly! 
Footballland Explained:
Anthony Richardson has accidentally been given $1 billion dollars by Qatar to build a football-themed theme park in Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. He and Mark Davison (Chief Ride Engineer) are in a race against the clock to design and commission the most exciting football theme park rides in the history of amusements.

Anthony Richardson, CEO of Footballland 
Mark Davison, Lord Sir Chief Ride Engineer
Ryan Baxter, Intern.

Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/footballland.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

34 min

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