This Is Why We're Probably Single This Is Why We're Probably Single

We hear of Preston's days of growing up eating decade old chunk butter. Mark confesses some childhood crimes he committed - forgery, arson, and illegal chop shops. Preston spent his early 20's running around in circles sniffing Skittles. Mark and Preston predict their deaths. David shows up and talks about peanut butter for like 30 minutes. What's the most important part of a joke timing?
We read this somewhere....or maybe it was an interview - "Shoe Goo!!"

Music by Pete Ayres Band - "Even Without You".

Episode 30 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on October 3, 2019.

Mark fantasizes about his XFL debut as fan-turned-4th-string-quarterback to throw a football over a mountain - with nachos. Preston really hates Chicago Country Blears fans and things anything else that tastes like Frosties or not the texture of soup - as long as they're at least 21 or have cocaine - but not both. Mark unveils another billion dollar idea - Unbuild-A-Bear! Preston changed the color of his shirt halfway through this podcast.

"Oh high, bear"

Music by Mikayla - "The Beginning".

Episode 29 of This Is Why We're Probably Single podcast with Mark Farmer and Preston Dauphin was recorded at Farmer's Jam Studios Jr in New Orleans, LA on September 25, 2019.