Those Damn Ross Kids is a conversation between brothers. We discuss the events of today, and how we would have done it differently.
Episode 233: The Blood is Lava
Kris and Kole talk about empathy prosthetics, the commerce of comfort, and unwise thrift.
ALSO: The Full Tremaine. Elementary school art glasses. Moving travails. Don’t put the whole story in the headline. Safe alcohol consumption is a myth. The worst lap dance song. How to rig up a “Party” button. CDC warns against line-drying condoms. Period privation. A s****y terrorist ruins a 7-11. The Germans cannot be trusted with weather machines.
The Happiest Mug Shot
Episode 232: No Hunger Games, No Hunger Drama
Kris and Kole talk about food safety, transformative spaces, and a new level of cat fishing.
ALSO: Library Swords. A code red, room temperature milk problem. The problem with Papa. Kole explains “owning the libs”. Swing State of Mind. Public urinals are a scourge. Shopping his soul around.
Episode 231: There's No Legs in This Thing
Kris and Kole talk about cramming, restoration, and nights on the town.
ALSO: It just says “Here”. Trim in the wild. How I know Dan Marino. Don’t put the whole thing in. Clock restoration. How a pump works. A shame free zone where anything goes. Just started swinging scissors in his feet. Our concert experience. A sad garage tableau. Immortal last words. Bird hormones are the boy’s problem.
Episode 230: F.T.B.D.E.
Kris and Kole talk about missed opportunities, flawed hagiographies, and big dick energy.
ALSO: Missing the Journey concert. The second one is always hardest. Facebook calls the Declaration of Independence racist (and it’s slightly right). Who is the Brat Pack? Fireworks of passive aggression. This man did not earn his middle name. Agnes gets the hell out. Big Dick Energy. Giving up the Saudi con.
Episode 229: Pump Hound
Kris and Kole talk about repetition, corruption, and dangerous botany.
ALSO: Pump Hound. Misunderstanding reincarnation. Hot time, summer in the city. Kris went to see Taylor Swift. Fact hype man. Garrett died. Reddit and MIT taught an AI to be a psychopath. Built-a-Bear giveaway goes bad. Warning: Giant Hogweed will kill you.
Episode 228: Butt Stuff
Kris and Kole talk about butt stuff.
ALSO: Butt stuff.
I love these guys! Sorry, America.
Music videos are fun and so are these boys.
They never fail to make me laugh, glad this exists or the world would be less fun.