23 episodes
To Be Continued with Cristela Alonzo Cristela Alonzo
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- Comedy
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5.0, 44 Ratings
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Hello!
You might've ended up here because you're familiar with my Netflix stand-up special "Lower Classy" or maybe you were a fan of my sitcom "Cristela" or you saw "Cars 3" and thought, "I NEED to follow this yellow car!" Look, let's be real. For all I know, you're here because we used to date or we went to school together and you wanted to see what I was up to before you went asleep (we've all been there).
To Be Continued is my podcast that mixes sketch, social commentary and well, really whatever comes to my mind. That's part of the fun. It's a conversation I have with you that never ends...thus the title: To Be Continued.
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EPISODE 23: I Was Depressed? I Just Thought I Was Poor
This week, I talk about my love of space and science, I break down my breakdown from 2018-2019 because it's Mental Health Awareness Month and the thing I'm into this week is money...YOUR money!
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EPISODE 22: White People Should Stay Out of Haunted Houses
This week, I dive into why I LOVE scary movies but also what is wrong with them and talk about why I’m wearing workout clothes but not working out. Also, I talk about how I’m the kind of person that makes playlists about playlists.
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EPISODE 21: St. Vicks Vaporub - The Saint Of Healing On A Budget
This week, I break down low-budget health care and talk about what it was like translating action movies for my mom as a kid. Also, I list all the video game consoles/systems I have and talk about Animal Crossing. Did I mention I'm single? Pew Pew.
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EPISODE 20: Taking Down My Cinco De Mayo Tree
This week, I talk about the importance of Cinco de Mayo, one of the holiest holidays for my Mexican community and how I'm having a hard time understanding it's May. Also, I go on about comic book movies and how I want to give people bricks.
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EPISODE 19: When My Phone Dies, I Die Too
This week, I talk about how the most helpful thing to get me through a pandemic was growing up poor because I've been going without necessities my entire life. I also talk about how I'm a proud plant mom and talk about what the hell "Planturday" is. Also, I talk about my phone because why on earth would I name my episode that and NOT talk about my phone?
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EPISODE 18: My 80's Movie Makeover
During this time of a global pandemic, I have decided to give myself a makeover because I have great timing. Sure, why not? It turns out, this time has been serving as a reset button for myself and I somehow end up talking about how even Barbie gets in a bad mood sometimes. Trust me, it all makes sense.
Customer Reviews
Funny and human
Cristela’s stories and reflections are equally hysterical and touching. I really connect with her vulnerability and humor, especially as a person who also hails from the US/Mexican border. But I think anyone who loves mundane humor laced with the existential should give this podcast a chance. I think you’ll love it as much as I do.
#6 Maggie from Iowa
I love the podcast thanx for the laughs and I’m watching el libro the piedra now I won’t sleep a wink tonight . Pa que te ago caso !!!!!
Heart, Nostalgia and Laughs
I never had a sister, but I imagine she would be just like Cristela! I always find myself saying “me too!!!” when she talks about things in her life, past and present. She’s the best!
