39 episodes

Hello!

You might've ended up here because you're familiar with my Netflix stand-up specials "Lower Classy" or "Middle Classy." Maybe you were a fan of my sitcom "Cristela" or you saw "Cars 3" and thought, "I NEED to follow this yellow car!" Look, let's be real. For all I know, you're here because we used to date or we went to school together and you wanted to see what I was up to before you went asleep (we've all been there).

To Be Continued is my podcast that mixes sketch, social commentary and well, really whatever comes to my mind. That's part of the fun. It's a conversation I have with you that never ends...thus the title: To Be Continued.

To Be Continued with Cristela Alonzo Cristela Alonzo

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 188 Ratings

Hello!

You might've ended up here because you're familiar with my Netflix stand-up specials "Lower Classy" or "Middle Classy." Maybe you were a fan of my sitcom "Cristela" or you saw "Cars 3" and thought, "I NEED to follow this yellow car!" Look, let's be real. For all I know, you're here because we used to date or we went to school together and you wanted to see what I was up to before you went asleep (we've all been there).

To Be Continued is my podcast that mixes sketch, social commentary and well, really whatever comes to my mind. That's part of the fun. It's a conversation I have with you that never ends...thus the title: To Be Continued.

    EPISODE 39: I'M NOT HIGH OR LOW...I'M MEDIUM MAINTENANCE

    EPISODE 39: I'M NOT HIGH OR LOW...I'M MEDIUM MAINTENANCE

    I'm back with a new episode where I thank my new (and old) supporters and talk about how being in the middle can be a great thing. Also, talk about mental health and how it affects me and how I treat myself....and the Cowboys. lol

    • 38 min
    EPISODE 38: I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP, I'M A TOYS 'R US KID (FINALLY)

    EPISODE 38: I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP, I'M A TOYS 'R US KID (FINALLY)

    This week I talk about my toy/retro video game haul that I got in San Jose while doing shows at the IMPROV with my friends Steve Halasz and Jerry Rocha and how buying old stuff can unlock moments that bring back memories and remind you of times when you were happy. Sometimes we need that reminder.

    • 38 min
    EPISODE 37: LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE. EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS

    EPISODE 37: LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE. EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS

    I went to Wrestlemania 39 last week. Grew up a wrestling fan and had some people criticize it because "it isn't real." It made me realize how much people LOVE to judge things people might like because THEY think it's weird or lame. My point is: If it makes you happy....who cares? It's hard to find joy sometimes. When you find it, don't let it go.

    • 37 min
    EPISODE 36: TRYING TO DO VIDEO WITH MY PODCAST BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS YEARS BEHIND EVERYONE ELSE

    EPISODE 36: TRYING TO DO VIDEO WITH MY PODCAST BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS YEARS BEHIND EVERYONE ELSE

    This week, I talk about how it's been over a year since we last talked! Haha...the video of this podcast will be available on YouTube. I also talk about being tired and busy and what I've been up to. For example, I just got back from Mexico City working on something!

    • 42 min
    EPISODE 35: It's A Next Year! My List of Five Random Things That I Kind Of Remember From 2021

    EPISODE 35: It's A Next Year! My List of Five Random Things That I Kind Of Remember From 2021

    I just wanted to do a quick episode to say "It's The Next Year!" to everyone. I'm saying this instead of Happy New Year's because why give you the pressure of trying to be happy if you don't feel like it? I decide to randomly do a list of five things I remember of the top of my head about 2021....not good or bad....also, I mention NFTs but I don't know what they are?

    • 35 min
    EPISODE 34: Merry Christmas! If I'm Wearing Pantyhose, I'm Robbing A Store

    EPISODE 34: Merry Christmas! If I'm Wearing Pantyhose, I'm Robbing A Store

    This episode was recorded on Christmas as a Christmas gift to all of my four listeners. In this episode I catch everyone up on where I've been and what my year has been like. It's had ups and downs and guess what? I'm still here. I talk a little bit about writing a Lifetime Christmas movie, hosting Legends of The Hidden Temple and preparing to shoot my second Netflix stand-up special!

    • 44 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
188 Ratings

188 Ratings

Kmp79 ,

Honest and original

Cristela- we’ve missed you since April! Thanks for being so honest and transparent in your podcast! It’s good to hear that even people many do us deem successful still struggle with depression. And I love the #middlemaintenance reference! And keep posting the clips of your comedy! Your jokes are always so relatable!

Marilyn558 ,

Keep going.

To make yourself successful in podcasts you need to make on at least every week, I have my favorites I listen to every week and if they don’t have a new one I just get bored and stop listening. You can even have someone maybe like Fluffy fill in he is hilarious too. Just my opinion. Will support you anyway.

It's a pie ,

Listener #5

I very much admire Cristela. I can’t get enough of her stories, views on life, and stream of consciousness rants. I’m happy to connect with her while on my road trips. Many laughs and a ha moments.

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