Uncle Monster's Spooky Time Fright Hour Chris Andersen and Ethan Sarezky

That's right, we're pulling out the big guns to finish up season 6 (and the series as a whole!) and big daddy Drac is the biggest gun of all. We're all familiar with the story of the Transylvanian noble that becomes a vampire and then tries to have sex with his realtor's fiancee, but that's all a work of fiction...isn't it? Only one way to find out: tune in! And don't get spooked!

Special guest, author Merritt K joins us this week to talk about a breed of hobgoblins from just north of the US/Canada border, the Lutin! Is there any truth to the rumors that these little gnomes put pebbles in your slippers and/or murder dozens of children? Will we be able to succesfully host a guest without putting our feet in our mouths? Only one way to find out! Tune in, and remember, don't get spooked!

This week, we're talking Roc. It's a big bird, y'all. But is there any truth to the rumors that it played an intimate role in the crucifixion? Find out just how bad you would be jacked if it dropped an elephant on you! Just remember: don't get spooked!

That's right, this week we've got the Dybbuk, the classic Jewish ghost and/or demon! It's incorporeal evil spirit that enters the bodies of women on the eve of their wedding, and you'll never guess via which orifice! Tune in, and don't get spooked!

I'll tell you this much, this week monster? It's not deer. I mean, the monster is called a Not Deer and it's entirely possible you've already seen one! These creepy simulacrum of deer have been spotted all over the world, so if you want to stay vigilant for Not Deer in your area, tune in! Just remember, don't get spooked!

That's right, we're headed back to the cryptid rich territory of the West Virginia to learn all about the Grafton Monster! The newspapers tried to silence this story, but we've got the whole thing right here PLUS a return to the mailbag! So tune in, and don't get spooked!