316 episodes

Welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast hosted by Marc Storrs, Chris Carnicelli and Rob Morphy. Exploring everything from Aliens, Cryptozoology, Cryptids, Ghosts, Monsters, The Occult, Paranormal Phenomenon, UFOs, Ufology and Unsolved Mysteries .... all while keeping a close eye on our reptilian overlords that dwell in the flat, hallow, robot infested Earth. This is the Cryptonaut Podcast.

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Welcome to the Cryptonaut Podcast hosted by Marc Storrs, Chris Carnicelli and Rob Morphy. Exploring everything from Aliens, Cryptozoology, Cryptids, Ghosts, Monsters, The Occult, Paranormal Phenomenon, UFOs, Ufology and Unsolved Mysteries .... all while keeping a close eye on our reptilian overlords that dwell in the flat, hallow, robot infested Earth. This is the Cryptonaut Podcast.

    E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 26: Beasts From The East: Beaked Horror Of Blue Ridge / Dump Cat’s Revenge

    E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 26: Beasts From The East: Beaked Horror Of Blue Ridge / Dump Cat’s Revenge

    Considering that the East Coast is by far the most populated region of the US, it would be easy to assume that any mysterious monsters that once lived there would have long since vacated the area, but nothing could be further from the truth. These two bizarre cases prove that anomalous entities have not only managed to survive, but thrive in the small, densely, forested pockets that remain on the eastern seaboard.
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    • 1 hr 2 min
    Weird, Wet And Wild: The Moist Menagerie

    Weird, Wet And Wild: The Moist Menagerie

    This little blue orb we call home is chock-full of anomalous aquatic animals. According to published reports, 94% of the world's living species live underwater and 91% of those have yet to be discovered, described or cataloged. Today we offer a sample platter of the evidently endless paranormal parade that makes up this moist menagerie of monstrosities. 
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    • 1 hr 35 min
    Pale Crawlers

    Pale Crawlers

    One of the most bizarre phenomenons to hit the paranormal arena in recent years are run-ins with pale, cadaverous, crawling humanoids who are nocturnally stalking not only the remote wooded areas one might expect, but also the once safe suburbs and even desolate city streets; forcing one to wonder if we might be bearing witness to a silent invasion of creepy crawlies that are both horrifying and—according to some reports—extremely dangerous.
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    • 1 hr 15 min
    The Other Side: A Journey Into Hell

    The Other Side: A Journey Into Hell

    In 2008, a young, Chicago athlete was struck by a series of wracking chest pain. After being rushed to the hospital, the high school student’s biggest fears were the end of his basketball career and the surgery he’d have to undergo. But after just one night in this hospital from hell—during which the teenager endured a nightmarish odyssey in a freakishly familiar word—he was left with the lingering knowledge that the true horror he’d faced was the nebulous nature of reality itself.
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    E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 25: The Return Of The Ashtar Command And Sam The Sandown Ghost Clown

    E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 25: The Return Of The Ashtar Command And Sam The Sandown Ghost Clown

    Two Cryptonaut Podcast listeners, inspired by hearing past episodes, realized that they’d had similar paranatural experiences to those discussed. The first, reported a near—and potentially sinister—contact with the Ashtar Command and the Galactic Council… the second had a run-in with one of the most enigmatic entities ever chronicled a; haunting, patchwork, scarecrow-like, inter-dimensional, wood-based being known as Sam the Sandown Ghost Clown… and this time, this bizarre being was not alone.
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    • 1 hr 19 min
    E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 24: Bullies From Beyond

    E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 24: Bullies From Beyond

    It is a sad truth that children—more so than any others in society—are tormented by those bigger and stronger than themselves. Exacerbating this already troubling trend is the fact that these misanthropic yobbos can be corporeal, inhuman or decidedly dead. In this episode we explore terrifying true tales of kids being antagonized (or outright attacked) by an array of massive, red-eyed, moist-footed monstrosities as well as a tiny, toothy goblin with a taste for human flesh and a sinister skeletal secret.
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4.7 out of 5
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oldmancoyoteface ,

Same the Sandown Clown part deux

Finally started listening after hearing about them for years. Top notch research, great chemistry and they have a second Sam account!!! So f***n cool!

noideawhattoputeverthingtaken ,

Always entertaining

One of the best podcasts. These three have a chemistry few others can duplicate but all try.

Kjp123 ,

Pretty good. Very funny.

You guys are mean to Chris. Stop being mean to Chris! Let him talk more!

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