Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama

Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee
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Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee, two NYC comedians and best bros, talk dating with lots of jokes and a bit of mainsplaining. They answer frequently asked questions women have, such as: Why do guys ghost? Why do guys have a fear of commitment? Whats the best kind of booty call? With love and hilarity they answer these FAQs from listeners with stories from their own eventful dating lives. Email whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com to submit questions or Hinge profiles to be reviewed!

  1. #16 - Dating on Snapchat, Zohran Benching, and SDIYBT

    6D AGO

    #16 - Dating on Snapchat, Zohran Benching, and SDIYBT

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! Wassup everyone. Today we take some calls and discuss Snapchat as a dating app, biking with Birkenstocks on, Zohran benching 135, using the term “gay” in 2025 and a voicemail my uncle left my dad after seeing Weapons.

    1 hr
  2. Anyway So Ep. #15 - Snoop Dogg’s Homophobia and Everyone is Overanalyzing “Weapons”

    SEP 1

    Anyway So Ep. #15 - Snoop Dogg’s Homophobia and Everyone is Overanalyzing “Weapons”

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! Wassup everyone. Today we’re back in my bedroom studio to take some calls and talk about wood chucks, how everyone is getting the main theme of “Weapons” wrong, and Snoop Dogg not understanding how two women can have a baby.   Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice!

    56 min

  3. AUG 27

    #14 - Performative Men, Red Pilled Interviewers and English Pigeons

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! Wassup guys. I’m coming straight to you from Hyde Park on another ep of Anyway So: Touching Grass edition. I talk about performative men, partying with hicks, British pigeons, and floundering a bit in your 30s.  Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or ask for advice.

    1h 3m
  4. Anyway, So... Episode #12. - How To Have A Summer and Ozzy Osbourne’s Bat Story

    AUG 11

    Anyway, So... Episode #12. - How To Have A Summer and Ozzy Osbourne’s Bat Story

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! what's up everyone. I drove to Montauk and recorded this in my friend's guest room on a different mic. I talk about the things that make a summer successful, whether Ozzy actually bit the head off a live bat, and tea bag pillows. Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week or ask for advice.

    55 min
  5. Anyway, So... Episode #11. - LBJ’s Giant Piece, Sydney Sweeney Rage Bait, and Eleanor Roosevelt Was Based

    AUG 4

    Anyway, So... Episode #11. - LBJ’s Giant Piece, Sydney Sweeney Rage Bait, and Eleanor Roosevelt Was Based

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave us a voicemail asking for advice! what's up everyone. Sorry for the sound quality on this one with the sirens and background noise…I thought recording outside would be a nice change and instead it was a nightmare for audio quality :). This week we're talking about the American Eagle controversy, reading fire quotes from Eleanor Roosevelt, finding out LBJ named his hog “jumbo,” and realizing sometimes I have no rizz.   Remember to hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week!

    47 min
  6. #9. - Astronomer CEO's Fake Apology, Cardi B is Mad, and Grammar Nazis

    JUL 20

    #9. - Astronomer CEO's Fake Apology, Cardi B is Mad, and Grammar Nazis

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice! REMEMBER to sub to the new feed. Not sure how much longer I'll be posting here. what's up. This week we're talking about the Astronomer CEO fiasco and his fake apology, Cardi B getting heated over someone saying her BBL smells (which is nuts), and people who call themselves "grammar nazis" like it's a personality trait. Plus we listen to another voicemail.  Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this week!

    54 min
  7. #8 - Buc-ee's: The Most American Place on Earth

    JUL 13

    #8 - Buc-ee's: The Most American Place on Earth

    Hit the line at 347-566-9741 and tell us about the most cringe thing that happened to you this past week! what's up. This week I'm talking about my trip to Buc-ee's and why it is peak American culture, that wild Poop Cruise documentary on Netflix, and proper gym etiquette when someone asks how many set's you have left. Also I talk about some random social anxiety I have as per usual. enjoy. Remember to call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice!

    45 min
  8. Anyway, So... #6 - I'm getting a Labubu

    JUN 30

    Anyway, So... #6 - I'm getting a Labubu

    Call 347-566-9741 to leave a message with your story or ask for advice! What's up. This week I talk the F1 movie, overcoming social anxiety and embarrassing situations with a fool proof plan and the obsessions with Labubu dolls. Hit the line at 347-566-9741 with your questions or stories!

    48 min
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Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee, two NYC comedians and best bros, talk dating with lots of jokes and a bit of mainsplaining. They answer frequently asked questions women have, such as: Why do guys ghost? Why do guys have a fear of commitment? Whats the best kind of booty call? With love and hilarity they answer these FAQs from listeners with stories from their own eventful dating lives. Email whydoguyspodcast@gmail.com to submit questions or Hinge profiles to be reviewed!

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  • Creator
    Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2025
  • Episodes
    51
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dylan Palladino and Usama Siddiquee
  • Show Website
    Why Do Guys...? with Dylan and Usama

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