114 episodes

A couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public.”

Nobody's Listening, Right‪?‬ Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.7 • 2.2K Ratings

A couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public.”

    3 People 5 Brownies

    3 People 5 Brownies

    This week on NLR we discuss: Baked goods to person ratio, sugar issues, a confounding advertisement, social stereotypes, seeking social justice in a parking lot, camp registration ethics, and listen to the song of the summer! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast
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    Chapters:
    00:00 Intro
    04:01 3 People, 5 Brownies
    20:01 The Ritual
    38:45 Etiquette

    • 1 hr 1 min
    Confidence Is King!

    Confidence Is King!

    This week we dive into: our relationship with the CEO of food (hi Pam!), a confounding documentary, Child Marriage in the United States, Dopamine differences in parent’s genders, Kids changing the rules, Judging our new favorite show, Elizabeth’s hand veins, and a lingerie power imbalance in marriage… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
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    00:00 Intro
    01:26 What Are Oxford Commas?
    03:59 Tip Your Server
    06:51 Where Is Tobey Maguire?
    07:49 Adult Cookies
    13:37 Fifth Disease
    14:10 Do People Still Do Lamaze?
    21:00 How Is Child Marriage Still Legal?
    27:01 Parenting and Dopamine
    38:40 International Travel Shows
    45:18 Paper Thin Hands
    48:03 A Lingerie Imbalance

    • 56 min
    TV Time!

    TV Time!

    The Nobodies delivered tremendous TV recommendations and now we are astonished by Ricky Martin’s physique, horrified by The Subway Guy, pondering reincarnation, and adoring Robert Herjavec. We also chat about a no tipping policy, mirror images of yourself and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    00:00 Intro
    01:02 Ricky Martin Palm Royale 1
    1:39 Subway Guy Documentary
    18:59 Surviving Death Documentary
    20:05 Do Women Have Prostates?
    20:54 Reincarnation
    32:04 Crushing on Robert Herjavec
    41:59 No Tip Necessary
    49:43 Birthday Menu Time

    • 1 hr 1 min
    Off The Rails

    Off The Rails

    This week’s episode is full of prayers, heavenly hailstorms, nosey dogs, naughty cars, Fig Newtons, and much more… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    00:00 Intro
    02:21 Prayer Etiquette
    05:59 preroll: BEIS
    06:26 A trip to the ER
    17:44 Tsk Tsk Tesla
    18:41 Nose in the Baguette
    21:28 midroll: Beis
    23:40 Fig Newtons
    28:54 Volvo Lift Gate Drama
    35:54 Sometimes You have to be a Squeaky Wheel
    38:15 A Heavenly Hailstorm?

    • 54 min
    110 - Donut Man Andy

    110 - Donut Man Andy

    A late night flee from a snow storm, how stress can carry over, what low pressure job Andy would want, a suburban mom fantasy, Elizabeth’s new attitude towards rejection, how to correctly pronounce food brands that we usually get wrong, love for growing things and a Sophie’s choice between a Duolingo streak and bonsai trees… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    00:00 Intro
    02:50 Is It Birthday Anxiety?
    05:47 The Storm
    16:45 Dealing With Disappointment
    24:00 Post Rehab Job
    33:17 Magic Carpet Ride
    39:38 We need TV recommendations
    41:29 Hard To Pronounce Food Brands
    46:28 Studio Plant
    48:37 Bonsai Tree
    50:55 Duolingo Vs Bonsai

    • 58 min
    Soy Boy

    Soy Boy

    One real life changing skill being nachos, soy boys versus lil B’s, superstitions going haywire, how stress affects sex, body positivity, and an awkward intersection interaction… It's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    00:00 Intro
    11:27 What is a soy boy?
    19:52 Stress and Sex
    35:01 Lost Ladybug
    43:46 Easter Magic
    53:45 School Traffic Drama

    • 1 hr 2 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
2.2K Ratings

2.2K Ratings

chappies81 ,

Proud to be a new Nobody

I’m so grateful to St. Monica for leading me to Elizabeth and Andy. I absolutely love listening to the new episodes as they come out weekly and am also listening to past episodes and cracking up! I find myself laughing, crying and laughing so hard I’m crying all within one episode sometimes.
Also - I went through a massive Lewis and Clark deep dive after hearing Elizabeth’s “situational lovers” theory. I 100% concur. The original Brokeback Mountain perhaps? (But far more problematic given the pillaging of all the Native’s land along their journey).

carlyrenee67 ,

Cinnamon toast listener.

I’m listening from Peoria, Illinois. We frequent StL so love hearing you talk about it. Monica sent me and I’m almost caught up which makes me have anxiety. Gah! I wanted to chime in about cinnamon toast (Most Populat Birthday ep) and confirm that it is most certainly a midwestern thing. My grandma used to make it for me and now I make it for my kids. If you haven’t tried it again please do! It’s like a warm hug! I find myself devouring whatever is left on my 3 girls plates after they leave for school. Love to you both! Thanks for the laughs💕

Britt in St. Paul ,

Saint Monica? More like Devil Monica

I curse Saint Monica for encouraging me to listen to this podcast because now I AM OBSESSED with Elizabeth and Andy. I used to get excited about Armchair Expert episodes dropping but now it’s NLR that’s got me looking forward to Wednesdays. I’m also listening to all of the previous episodes at 1.25 speed so I can get caught up. Elizabeth and Andy - I love you two! Thanks for putting this podcast (and yourselves) out there; your conversations and laughter are life changing in ways you don’t even know.

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