106 episodes

Davi The ScapeGOAT

DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT Davi Crimmins

    • Health & Fitness
    • 4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

Davi The ScapeGOAT

    that's not magic - that's assault, brother!

    that's not magic - that's assault, brother!

    Today we're back in the ScapeGOAT studio with Moote and he's requesting a posthumous digital "clean up crew". What secrets are you hiding? What do you want to be hiding? A secret family, perhaps? Proof of your embarrassing first date at Home Depot? Were you the schoolyard magician or were you just a bully? If all the world's a wrestling ring, are you a heel or a hero? And Davi demands we all Vote NO to 'Cute Kid Privilege' at the Renaissance Festival joust this year - because she's had enough!  

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    • 26 min
    why curtain when blanket?

    why curtain when blanket?

    Moote got lost on his way back to ScapeGOAT studios and in this episode he'll come to terms with his extreme GPS reliance. Let's discuss the trauma response of not asking for clarity, freezing up in social situations, and making the uber driver your bestie. Davi and Moote got a HOW TO be the productive WFH spouse, navigate the dumbest marital arguments and triggers, recovering from the disgusting rentals we lived in, and much more! But seriously... why curtain when blanket? 

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    • 34 min
    hey! i'm WOmanifesting here!

    hey! i'm WOmanifesting here!

    Today in the ScapeGOAT studio, Davi and Blair Crimmins are WOmanifesting!  It's like MANifesting - but a lil more bitchy! Hope you don't mind if they start to sound a little crunchy, granola, "woo-woo" with all this hippy talk. There seems to be a lot to unpack here after their life-changing trip to Mazatlán, Mexico for the total eclipse of the sun. Does the path of totality bring good fortune? You be the judge! 

     Davi wants Blair to bring back this phrase from their early days of dating. They reminisce on the time she had to 'Harry and the Hendersons' a waitress to save their marriage. They'll discuss the massive difference in how men and women argue. Can you help Davi figure out how to make the ADHD work FOR you instead of against you again? They'll discuss the biggest bummer of homeownership, stopping Davi from reading the comments, and keeping good vibes while we say "Goodbye" to our Italian Cypress trees with a SPOT ON impression of those spicy meatballs! 

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    • 46 min
    I Wanna Punch Me in the Face

    I Wanna Punch Me in the Face

    Today on Davi The ScapeGOAT our cohost Moote asks the real deep questions... "If you could go back in time - Would You Punch You in the Face?" The friends reminisce on self-frustrations, lessons learned, and the most awkward stand up comedy moments. As Moote prepares for his new show, Davi wants to teach him how to stay on top of current trends. The pair discuss their weirdest For You Page discoveries. It's time for us all to accept the fact that "If your FYP is gross then SO ARE YOU." 
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    • 37 min
    Radio Killed the Radio Star

    Radio Killed the Radio Star

    Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to welcome into the ScapeGOAT studio for the first time ever, Brian Moote! He's still alive and kicking, despite a recent loss - a feeling Davi knows all too well! Radio has, once again, killed the radio star! 

     Moote will show us how to conquer being killed off with positivity and laughter! They'll discuss the dwindling industry, missing radio regulars, and the toxicity of surrounding yourself with "yes men". How do you stay true to yourself when the corporate monster hires you for your unique talent and perspective, then immediately tries to change you? And what's more AMERiCA than saving the stoned guy stuck in the elevator? 🇺🇸
      Davi and Moote discuss it all AND where you can find him and his new show! 

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    • 39 min
    Celebrating 100 of the G.O.A.T. Episodes!

    Celebrating 100 of the G.O.A.T. Episodes!

    We're celebrating 100 EPISODES today in the ScapeGOAT studio! Davi and Blair Crimmins will reminisce on their favorite moments and go over the highlights requested by our ScapeGOAT listeners. Time to crown our most memorable ScapeGOAT Cohost! Who do YOU think is "the best at being the worst"? 
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    • 40 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
4.7K Ratings

4.7K Ratings

Hikath ,

❤️❤️❤️

She’s back! Super proud of you and love your show.

AnnieC2017 ,

❤️

I stopped listening to The Bert Show when you left. You are my favorite. ❤️

Cc107652180 ,

Davi makes me feel <3

Lover Davi and this podcast 🙌🙌 she’s so funny and love her guests! When I’m having a bad day I love listening bc it makes me feel so much better!

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