295 episodes

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist!
What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short).
Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the f**k out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end.
Come play with us!

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    • TV & Film
    • 4.8 • 207 Ratings

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist!
What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short).
Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the f**k out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end.
Come play with us!

    Ep 250 The Woman in Black: “The Tale of Just a Little Chloroform”

    Ep 250 The Woman in Black: “The Tale of Just a Little Chloroform”

    Daniel Radcliffe stars in what appears to be just a movie that ChatGPT conjured up from the things most likely to be floating around Ketryn’s brain.

    • 2 hr 12 min
    Ep. 249 The Crazies: “The Tale of the Crazy Sale at the Boot Store”

    Ep. 249 The Crazies: “The Tale of the Crazy Sale at the Boot Store”

    The girls would like to extend their heartfelt congratulations to Judy and David, who are expecting their first BURRITO!

    • 2 hr 40 min
    Ep. 248 The Fly: “The Tale of Stefan Urquelle”

    Ep. 248 The Fly: “The Tale of Stefan Urquelle”

    The girls have… so many questions. Why are flies so sexually virile? Why are their eyes open while they kiss? Where do flies keep their penises?

    • 2 hr 19 min
    Ep. 247 Warm Bodies: "The Tale of the Magic Stonehenge"

    Ep. 247 Warm Bodies: "The Tale of the Magic Stonehenge"

    This was a Sammie request and we’re so grateful for steering us towards this love fest.

    • 2 hr 13 min
    Ep. 246 Nightmares and Dreamscapes S1E5: “The Tale of The Amityville Colonoscopy” with Civil Gore Podcast

    Ep. 246 Nightmares and Dreamscapes S1E5: “The Tale of The Amityville Colonoscopy” with Civil Gore Podcast

    Will they be jazz scientists? Will they eat their fiber?

    • 1 hr 52 min
    Ep. 245 Untitled Horror Movie: “The Tale of Actors, Amiright?”

    Ep. 245 Untitled Horror Movie: “The Tale of Actors, Amiright?”

    The girls start off strong with Kim unable to contain her boredom at a real “rock book” of a story Ketryn tries to tell her.

    • 2 hr 35 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
207 Ratings

207 Ratings

barjoriemerman ,

Love!

I love this podcast! It’s one of my favorites. If you like horror but can’t quite stomach watching on your own, I highly recommend this podcast. They aren’t gatekeepy about horror, they just like it and like to talk about it.

Hr61 ,

5/5

Currently my favorite podcast. My name is Sammy so obviously I would love this. It feels like I have friends who talk to me, but don’t listen. I appreciate the companionship especially considering that I listen to it while I clean an empty school. Which isn’t always the best choice because I think it causes me to see things. Maybe my brain is just dumb, I don’t know, but what I do know is that it’s worth the anxiety I get. Thanks Kim & Ket, you’re the best!

m0bbin_babe ,

It’s like rewatching movies but better

Listening to the descriptions and commentary on the Hellraiser episode was honestly better than watching the movie!

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