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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

My Momma Told Me Big Money Players

    • Comedy
    • 4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

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    The Land of OZempic: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    The Land of OZempic: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Langston and David answer an email about the Ozempic craze, plus we try to coin the term "Ozy". 

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    • 27 min
    Introducing: #1 Dad

    Introducing: #1 Dad

    Hi, Lil' Mommas! iHeartPodcasts has geared up for a riveting new podcast called #1 Dad hosted by Gary Vider! As kids, most of us look up to our Dads. A Dad should be a positive role model who shows us the value of hard work. Dads are supposed to teach us the difference between right and wrong. But that’s not the story we’re telling here. This is the story of Gary Vider, a successful stand-up comedian, who grew up with a Dad unlike any other. Tune in to this top-tier true crime/comedy story, but don't just take our word for it, check out the trailer to decide for yourself!

     

    Show Description: As kids, most of us look up to our Dads. A Dad should be a positive role model who shows us the value of hard work. Dads are supposed to teach us the difference between right and wrong. But that’s not the story we’re telling here. This is the story of Gary Vider, a successful stand-up comedian, who grew up with a Dad unlike any other. Manny Vider was a con man, whose schemes spanned over 4 decades. It’s been 23 years since Gary has seen his father and he doesn’t have a clue what he’s up to these days. But Gary is ready to open Pandora’s Box and take listeners on a deeply personal and comedic journey to uncover the outrageous truth about his Dad before he attempts to meet him face to face. Does Manny regret his con man life? Is he finally on the straight and narrow? Or is he still wearing a fake neck brace, counterfeiting money, and scamming anyone who will take the bait? Welcome to the hilarious and heartfelt true story of Gary Vider and his #1 Dad.  

      

     

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    • 2 min
    Stand Behind Your Man (with Jessica Clemons) (RE-RELEASE)

    Stand Behind Your Man (with Jessica Clemons) (RE-RELEASE)

    Hey Lil' Mommas! Langston and David will be back next week with new episodes, you don't want to miss our Juneteenth episode...bye, b*tch!

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    Are you supposed to let a man walk through the door first on New Year's Day? Langston and David chat with Jessica Clemons (New Rockstars YouTube) about this holiday conspiracy theory and others that are suppose to bring good fotune to a new year. The South never surprises us with their superstitions and our hosts find a new role model in the MMTM universe: Grandpa Junior.

    SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com

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    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

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    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

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    • 1 hr 9 min
    Jehovah’s Famous Witnesses: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Jehovah’s Famous Witnesses: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Langston and David answer a listener's email about Jehovah's Witnesses being the Black version of Scientology.

    SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com

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    • 19 min
    BBSmell (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

    BBSmell (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

    Do Brazilian butt lifts smell? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory and how it impacts all walks of life in the Lil' Momma community. Where would this idea come from? Is it seeded in society's hatred towards women? Or could it be poor post-surgery hygiene? Langston and David brainstorm an ethical strip club and how it would fail immediately. We also learn that "blue" is not a flavor. 

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    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

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    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

    FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
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    • 59 min
    Starvin' Sovereign: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Starvin' Sovereign: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Langston and David answer a listener's email about people having Moorish national passports and using them to avoid taxes in restaurants and the IRS. Also, David may be the future face of compression socks.

    SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com

    FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS:

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    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

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    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

    FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
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    • 36 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
1.3K Ratings

1.3K Ratings

DPressman ,

Two of the best to ever do it

My Momma Told Me makes me cry laugh every time I listen.

DeeDee837 ,

I have to stop listening in public

When David makes Langston crack up I embarrass myself in the grocery store by laughing like an idiot. Every single episode has at least one laugh out loud in public moment, be warned.

Babyfox387483 ,

PROUD lil mama

My all time favorite pod. It’s literally the only reason I’m a BMP diamond subscriber. Can’t wait til I can see you guys live one day!!

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