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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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    • 4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

    TMS 2132: A Party Every Few Inches

    TMS 2132: A Party Every Few Inches

    A Priest, a Mountain Biker, and 14 Ibbotts Walk Into a Bar. Why was your Battle Cry Shit on Me? Don't Toss Grandma off a bridge. Words you never want to hear your Mother say. What is Bukkake? The NUT Part Is Emphasized! You Need a Permit to Spread Grandma. Quarter Cocked Caravan Of Cars. IT'S A TARP!!!!! Park Icon not to Scale. No Scratch, Just Half a Bush. In Soviet Russia, Tella Nuts You! The 80s Creeped up my butt and stayed there! I only watch the games for the nostril hair. Attracting No Drama Magnets. Making Things With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    • 1 hr 30 min
    TMS 2131: Pork Taint Burrito

    TMS 2131: Pork Taint Burrito

    Shaved-Ass Looking Little Bits Of Coconut. No Show Tomorrow. Is That Where All My Shirts Went??!? It's No Hamilton, But It's A Lincoln And Two Washingtons. ClareGeek? I Don't Like TV Theeeeeeeeeeeemes. One More Thing Batman Won't Do! Drama Is The Magnet You Put On The Fridge! It's The Casual Troll. Mighty fat guy. Jerky in the dark. SON OF A GOAT! Brian goes schoo. Tom Has Been Freed! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    • 2 hr
    TMS 2130: Hidden Pillow Ranch

    TMS 2130: Hidden Pillow Ranch

    Batman Would Totally Eat The Mona Lisa. Tears For Elderly Fears? That Guy With Speakers Lied. It's definitely not Mego... Actually, it's Mego. Hail Caesar the Fourth. It was a Salad piñata. Phloo the gum across the car. He Needs a Publix Defender! Are Parking Lot speakers Better Than Parking Lot Tacos? I like Wario, he's a dick. Batman In The Red Hood. Do you have the complete history of this mannequin? Are Dave Matthews and his band still a thing? For Justin was an Oily Man and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    • 1 hr 26 min
    TMS 2129: Prague Rockers

    TMS 2129: Prague Rockers

    Boy Scouts are just another Gang. Moist Engorged Phlegm. Cougars and Bears Hang Out in Different Bars. That Banana is My cousin. Black Bear car detailing, sucks. handlebar up the hoo ha. Detective Hairy Twink. We didn't start the fire...or Kill Ned Beatty. I Appreciated Lizard Penis! HIPPO Violations. Tee Shirt shops, Tourist Traps and Duh Bears. Watermelon Flavored Thighmaster. Can I still use the Chode Butter? Keep An Eye Out For Bonery Guys. You're not Magnetic, you're gross. Making things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    • 1 hr 40 min
    TMS 2128: Uncle Tinkles

    TMS 2128: Uncle Tinkles

    This Is Not My AirBNB House! Frosty-Haired Chode. Having A Rule And Enforcing It Are Two Very Different Things! Rick Roll gives me gas. You'll never get me Loki Charms! Find the weird. Cut it. Use It. I don't like Uncle Peeeeeeeee. Question for the Weed People. Put Your Wiener In It! NFTing NFT. I am a lady liking lady. Scott Rick-splains YouTube. Bumping heads with Skeezy Crypto Bros. A Cool Dude with a Whole Lotta Hair talking science and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    • 1 hr
    TMS 2127: Baron Zima

    TMS 2127: Baron Zima

    They're Born dicks, They Stay Dicks, They're Dicks FOREVER! Bee Keeper Suit? SEND PICS!! Potato Tornado Was My Finishing Move. You Gots a Horny Boyfriend. Mmmm ziplock pizza. That's The Moment They Sniff A Daffodil. Natalie Portman's Age is a Fuzzy Thing. From Hell with Fred Astaire. Please Rain, I'm Busy Watching Netflix. Zoom and Gloom! Last place it goes is your butthole. One Your Left Dude Got a Dog. Regular Ass Fries. Eating a Slinky is Attractive to Me. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    • 1 hr 45 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
1.3K Ratings

1.3K Ratings

DevHarryC ,

Fun, escapist morning show. What “Drive time” radio should be

Where to begin? These guys and their recurring cadre of guests are a national treasure, with an artistic “dad” flavor that’s neither stodgy nor “man-child”. Both Scott and Brian take each day as it comes, with humor and sense. They’re adult—plenty of light swearing, especially Scott’s use of “s—“ to good effect—but they’re not vulgar or pandering in that gross Howard Stern way. In all fairness, they’re the greatest discovery of the Coronavirus lockdown for mean, and their daily dose of whatever gets me through. Good on you guys. Happy to be a proud Patreon supporter, getting the “Morningstream PM” each Friday.

ninjapod ,

Continues to deliver

My favorite addiction to podcasts. Scott and Brian are entertaining and the format of the show is something I really enjoy. The banter, guests and games they do keep me coming back. Love the show though!

Wellthatsucks. ,

Love the show though...

I've been listening to this silliness and all things Frogpants for many years now and enjoy it all. Spend many miles and hours on the road for work and Scott and company help to relieve the tediousness and boredom. Just became a patron this month because I was missing the PM edition badly. :)

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