CANCELLED

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Cancelled is Mamamia's top charting comedy podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and applies charges and sentences so we can all get on with our lives. Join Jessie & Clare Stephens every Tuesday as they provide a lazy girl’s guide to the most viral pop culture disasters.

3 DAYS AGO

The Hills: That Plastic Surgery Scene & The Worst Person Ever

Don’t cancel us, but today, we’re dragging the guilty pleasure of an entire generation into the Cancelled courtroom. The Hills is the iconic "reality" series that aired from 2006-2010 as a spin-off of Laguna Beach, turning our brains into mush. We're assigning charges and sentences to everything from Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery transformation and fake pregnancy scare (that we now kind of understand), to Lauren Conrad's decision to not go to Paris, because who needs Paris when you've got your boyfriend for the summer, right? As we investigate the Heidi vs Lauren feud and a sex tape, we keep getting pulled back to one sucky person: Spencer Pratt. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady GagaBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

46 min
11 NOV

Paul Mescal: Ditching His Dates & That Viral Interview

Alright Normal People fans (and everyone who’s hopped on the Paul Mescal bandwagon since), Paul is the hot Irish heartthrob of your dreams but his crimes must be investigated. Hold up—is that Paul literally sprinting away from a girl in a park right now?Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom, where we're putting the new Gladiator II star on trial. Think of it like the Colosseum, except instead of lions, we're looking at Paul's saddest and sexiest moments, so pretty much the same thing. There is this rumour about what Paul supposedly does after a one-night stand, and sure it sounds made up, but there's some evidence that's hard to ignore. Plus, he's given people the ick lately so let's get to the sexy bottom of it all. And of course, more of your Lazy Gewl stories. Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady GagaBillie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

50 min
4 NOV

Andrew Garfield: Calling In Sick, A Witch & A Very Big Flirt

We don't usually gush this hard in the Cancelled courtroom so we're sorry in advance.Andrew Garfield is a British actor known for playing Spiderman, until he didn't, which is something we get to in this trial.What has he excelled at? Films like The Social Network, The Amazing Spider-Man, and that memorable Chicken Shop Date with Amelia Dimoldenberg. So, what brings him here? We're looking into his departure from the Spider-Man franchise, some method acting misunderstandings, and that moment when he left us feeling a bit strange in our spidey senses.We need to know if we're being tricked by a beautiful man. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE!ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" SiwaThe O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady Gaga SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

45 min
4 NOV · BONUS

Donald Trump: The Secret Tapes From The Apprentice & A Weird Theory About Exercise [throw back]

Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom Donald John Trump, reality star, businessman, former president and current presidential candidate. Donald is no stranger to a real courtroom but today is all about his petty crimes like drinking 12 diet cokes a day, claiming bodies are like batteries and not thinking through the logistics of a particular wall. Now, if you genuinely tried to do a Cancelled episode about Mr Donald, you’d be going for a decade so instead the episode covers SOME of the bizarre you may have forgotten about. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories.Listen to Donald Trump Part Two: Yelling At A Child & The Most Embarrassing Tantrum In History, here. A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: The OlympicsDrew BarrymoreIt Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady Gaga SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our award winning parenting podcast How To Build A Human.Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Talissa BazazAudio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

54 min
28 OCT

Beyoncé: That Conspiracy Theory And Details Of An Affair

Sorry in advance to the Beyhive.... Beyoncé Giselle Knowles, welcome to the Cancelled courtroom! Look, this ain't Texas, and thank goodness for that, because their rules are slightly more intense than ours. Alright, Queen Bey, we’re not here to trash your talent (because let’s face it, her fans would hunt us down) and why would we? Your voice is Irreplaceable. But from failing to ref a family smackdown to the conspiracy theory that brought us to tears (yep, really), there's a lot Bey has to answer for.So, is Beyoncé to blame for everything? Definitely not! But, you know, maybe just a little? Plus more of your Lazy Gewl stories. ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE! A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All TimeKaty "Feud With Taylor Swift" PerryKim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" SiwaThe O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady Gaga SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

48 min
25 OCT · BONUS

Kim Kardashian: A Music Career And An Angry Pet [throwback]

Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.' Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two parts. In part one, Clare and Jessie examine everything from Kim spruiking appetite suppressing lollipops to a questionable experience at a so-called 'elephant sanctuary'. Listen to part two: Kim "Photoshopped A 7 Year Old" Kardashian, here. A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Kanye “Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong” WestJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" SiwaThe O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady Gaga SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Emma Gillespie Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

26 min
21 OCT

North West: Keeping Kim Humble & That Lion King Performance

In the Cancelled courtroom today is the firstborn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, North West. But you’d never guess who her parents are from her lack of interest in the spotlight. I mean, it’s not like she stole the show in The Lion King musical while surrounded by actual trained performers or anything. Oh wait, that totally happened!Sure, as a kid, you’re usually figuring out who you are and what you want to be, but when you’re North West, you can do anything and have as many “careers” as you want. Should she stick to what she's good at, Tik Tok lives where she lets Kardashian secrets slip? Her charges we're investigating today include how she likes to keep her mum Kim humble in front of as many important people as possible, painting far too good for her age and her first solo interview that really cemented her brand. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!Cancelled Live at The University Of Sydney's Alumni Festival - FREE TICKETS HERE! ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ KardashianJoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" SiwaThe O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa It Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady Gaga SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

46 min
14 OCT

Ballerina Farm: A Secret Epidural And A Shit Birthday Present

ENTER LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS HERE!If you think Ballerina Farm means pigs with point shoes and tutus 1. that's really cute and 2. you're very wrong (unfortunately).Today we are diving into the world of ‘Trad Wives’ and more specifically the world of Ballerina Farm which is both a brand and a woman. Hannah Neeleman is a mumfluencer, a mother of eight children and has amassed a huge 10 million followers on Instagram who follow her literally churning butter and collecting eggs from her chickens. Seems wholesome right? Wrong (kinda).Her charges include competing in a beauty pageant just two weeks postpartum, pretending to be poor but owning a $30,000 stove and a birthday present which is the stuff of nightmares (but that was technically her husband’s fault). We unpack all. Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories. A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY: The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa 7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven Timothée ChalametThe “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” NotebookThe OlympicsDrew BarrymoreIt Ends With Us DramaBenniferLady GagaListen to Mamamia's twice-daily news podcast The Quicky: I'm A Feminist, But Do I Secretly Wanna Be A Tradwife? here. SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES: podcast@mamamia.com.au END BITS:If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens. Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired. CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish Audio Producer: Leah Porges Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Cancelled is Mamamia’s podcast that unpacks what happens to celebrities once the world turns on them. Join Jessie & Clare Stephens every Tuesday as they discuss who’s in, who’s out and who cares. Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hilarious!

6 Nov

crystalationsau

Girls! Oh should I say Gurls…! You are hilarious! The banter between you two has me laughing out loud so much! In a sea of self helpy pods, this is an absolute delight! Thanks for the laffs!
Jessie is an animal abuser

4 days ago

dreadful journalism

Jessie is not funny- she openly admits to abusing and neglecting her dog post giving birth to the granddaughter of the mamamia fortune. Jessie is married to Mia’s son, a nepo baby without a degree but who holds a senior position even though he speaks like he is literally ten years old. Jessie only got the job promotions, job at The Project and job security because of who she is sleeping with but calls herself a feminist ?? Also, this entire network will not support people in Palestine and even though Jessie has a public forum, she does nothing to support the Palestinians- so even if you are laughing at this podcast, by listening to them, you are inadvertently supporting their refusal to acknowledge suffering in Palestine and Jessie the nepo baby in law abusing her dog. Nothing funny about that Jessie you piece of rubbish- I hope Chilli has been removed and RSPCA has banned trash like you
Bit disappointed

13 Nov

Tr2l4

I used to love this show. But the rant about “men getting attacked more” in the Paul Mescal episode was really tone deaf and sad. Sounded really insensitive and clearly the girls have no understanding of what most women have experienced or worry could happen.
Bonus on Donald Trump.

5 Nov

MarieCate24

Absolutely hilarious, love this podcast.