Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

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A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the f**k out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!

  1. 5D AGO

    Ep. 377 Re-Release of American Gothic: “The Tale of Still Not Knowing Where Paul Is!”

    We are no closer to finding Paul but we DID find someone else! Tune in NOW to hear a brand new intro with a very special and very familiar voice! Spoiler Alert: It’s not Paul. Dir. John Hough Writers Burt Wetanson, Michael Vines, John Hough Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc PROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    2h 4m

  2. OCT 29

    Ep. 376 Weapons, Part 2: “The Tale of Kim’s Makeover”

    Ket finishes telling Arik about Weapons. Much to Ket’s delight, he remained completely and utterly clueless as to what horrors were befalling us in this tale of creepy crapbags galore. And here’s the good news about Kim not getting to hear about this absolute masterpiece! When she’s extracted the human living inside her, we can do this film for a live watch with our Patreon Sammies! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Arik will live or die in Weapons. Dir./Writer Zach Cregger Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc PROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 31m

  3. OCT 22

    Ep. 375 Weapons, Part 1: “The Tale of Kim’s New Makeover”

    Ket tells Kim- I mean Arik, about Weapons starring Josh Brolin, June Diane Raphael and Julia Garner. Ket was VERY excited to tell this to Kim but since Kim’s body is being taken over and consumed by a tiny creepy crapbag growing inside her, Ket was forced to enlist her OTHER life partner to be utterly frightened and confused. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Arik survives… whatever the eff it is we’re surviving in this movie! Dir./Writer Zach Cregger Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc PROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 27m

  4. OCT 15

    Ep. 374 Dangerous Animals, Part 2: “The Tale of Kim Throwing Ket to the Sharks… AGAIN”

    Kim finishes telling Ket about Dangerous Animals. Ketryn’s PTSD is in full effect as Kim forces her to brave the horrors of the sea once again. Kim’s heart sings with mirth as Ketryn chokes on salty fear. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Dangerous Animals. Dir. Sean Byrne Writer Nick Lepard Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 5m

  5. OCT 8

    Ep. 373 Dangerous Animals, Part 1: “The Tale of Kim Throwing Ket to the Sharks… AGAIN”

    Kim sees fit to traumatize Ketryn, yet again, in her final moments of being a not-Mom, by chucking Ket into the ocean again. She does it with the glee of a monster. One thing Kim has in common with our main character of the film, Dangerous Animals, is her love of “doing it for the show.” Stay tuned to see if Ket survives the open sea, next week, in Part 2. Dir. Sean Byrne Writer Nick Lepard Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc PROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 16m

  6. OCT 1

    Ep. 372 The Parenting, Part 2: “The Tale FOLLOWING the Most Frightening Hour of Kim’s Life”

    Ket finishes telling Kim about The Parenting and, thank Goddess, we’re JUST dealing with demons and monsters and not awkward conversations to and about your mother-in-law’s p***y. The relief on Kim’s face, when she realized she’d only have to deal with violent and terrifying demonic possessions, was pure relief. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Parenting. Dir. Craig Johnson Writer Kent Sublette Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc PROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 22m

  7. SEP 24

    Ep. 371 The Parenting, Part 1: “The Tale of the Most Frightening Hour of Kim’s Life”

    Ket tells Kim about The Parenting starring powerhouses like Edie Falco, Lisa Kudrow, Brian Cox and… one of our favorite TV “Hanks.” Now that we’re doing part 1 and part 2, the very pregnant Kim can rest with Bimberly after one of the most harrowing displays of awkward parental interactions ever documented. Stay tuned to find out if Kim will survive part 2 of The Parenting, next week. Dir. Craig Johnson Writer Kent Sublette Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc PROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 15m

  8. SEP 17

    Ep. 370 The Monkey, Part 2: “The Tale of Ketryn and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day”

    Kim tells Ket the second half of The Monkey. We get to the bottom of Kim’s shockingly incorrect account of Theo James' attractiveness. We can call off the 5150 for that. We also appreciate that Osgood Perkins feels we’ve earned some fun after the Pretty Things That Live Under The Stairs in The Blackcoat’s Daughters' Closets of Longlegs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Monkey. Dir. Osgood Perkins Writer Osgood Perkins Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc PROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 7m
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A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the f**k out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!

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  • Creator
    DREAD Podcast Network
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2025
  • Episodes
    430
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2021 Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
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