278 episodes

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist!
What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short).
Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the f**k out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end.
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    • TV & Film
    • 4.8 • 200 Ratings

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist!
What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short).
Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the f**k out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end.
Come play with us!

    Ep. 234 Pearl: “The Tale of How Philly Won the Flu of 1918”

    Ep. 234 Pearl: “The Tale of How Philly Won the Flu of 1918”

    Regardless of the outcome of the Super Bowl, Kim would like to make it very clear that Philly was the best (worst?) at the Spanish Flu.

    • 1 hr 57 min
    Ep. 233 X: “The Tale of Sexy Grasshoppers”

    Ep. 233 X: “The Tale of Sexy Grasshoppers”

    The girls debate which insect would be the sexiest. They also determine which names are best for yelling.

    • 2 hr 15 min
    Ep. 232 The Black Phone: “The Tale of Beefy Ethan”

    Ep. 232 The Black Phone: “The Tale of Beefy Ethan”

    Ket tells Kim about the 2022 hit, The Black Phone, starring Ethan Hawke of Reality Bites and White Fang… but beefier… and creepier.

    • 2 hr 15 min
    Ep. 231 Nope: “The Tale of Most Popular Baby Names of 2023”

    Ep. 231 Nope: “The Tale of Most Popular Baby Names of 2023”

    The girls contemplate the best names for your baby. Categories include such things as “Chef Boyardee Inspired Names.”

    • 3 hr 2 min
    Ep. 230 Friday the 13th Part 6 - Jason Lives: “The Tale of Draining Jason’s Lizard”

    Ep. 230 Friday the 13th Part 6 - Jason Lives: “The Tale of Draining Jason’s Lizard”

    The girls were highly impressed with the lack of boob. Ket was really impressed by Jason's use of forest.

    • 2 hr 5 min
    Ep. 229 New Year, New You: "The Tale of Bizarro Bookclub"

    Ep. 229 New Year, New You: "The Tale of Bizarro Bookclub"

    Kim & Ket spend a large percentage of the episode discussing Ratatouille. They also copyright a new “tougher” brand of windows.

    • 2 hr 9 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
200 Ratings

200 Ratings

barjoriemerman ,

Love!

I love this podcast! It’s one of my favorites. If you like horror but can’t quite stomach watching on your own, I highly recommend this podcast. They aren’t gatekeepy about horror, they just like it and like to talk about it.

Hr61 ,

5/5

Currently my favorite podcast. My name is Sammy so obviously I would love this. It feels like I have friends who talk to me, but don’t listen. I appreciate the companionship especially considering that I listen to it while I clean an empty school. Which isn’t always the best choice because I think it causes me to see things. Maybe my brain is just dumb, I don’t know, but what I do know is that it’s worth the anxiety I get. Thanks Kim & Ket, you’re the best!

m0bbin_babe ,

It’s like rewatching movies but better

Listening to the descriptions and commentary on the Hellraiser episode was honestly better than watching the movie!

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