150 episodes
Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter
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4.8 • 160 Ratings
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A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast... with a twist!
What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl ‘running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door’? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe.
Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror movie, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether or not they would be the ones to #StayAlive at the end.
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Ep. 115: Christine: “The Tale of Honking Your Own Horn”
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Kim tells Ket about Christine based on the novel by Stephen King. In honor of the season, the girls’ patrons got to vote on a flick from the Duke of Halloween himself: John Carpenter. Ket get’s “judgey” about the terror-factor of the name Christine. Kim reflects on how the pandemic has resulted in a lot of honking of one’s own horn. While both girls make some very strong and very (in)accurate assumptions about dudes who are into cars. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Christine.
Dir John Carpenter
Writers Stephen King, Bill Phillips
Patreon Funko Pop Giveaway!
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DRUNK HORROR
Friday, October 30
6pm PDT, 9pm EDT
Free Live Show on our You Tube channel:
bit.ly/37t41aD
New KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!
"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"
www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast
Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com
Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com
Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast
Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast
Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcast
Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com
Support the girls on PATREON at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
Ok we'll stop now.
Thanks for listening!
xo and #StayAlive,
K&K -
Welcome to Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe!
KKSAM for short... A lil intro about who we are and what we do!
Follow us on social media @kksampodcast
www.kimandketstayalive.com
Proud members of the Dread Central Podcast Network -
Ep. 114: The Guest: “The Tale of a Very Sexy Stalk of Corn”
Ket tells Kim about The Guest starring Dan Stevens and Maika Monroe. Ket picked it to ogle Dan Stevens and that mission… was accomplished. You know what mission wasn’t accomplished? Filming the right scenes in order for Kim to share in the ogling. Apologies all around. The girls also discuss how they would like to be strangled and Ket literally needs a cold shower. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Guest.
Dir. Adam Wingard
Writer Simon Barrett
Patreon Funko Pop Giveaway!
made by @allstarcustomfigures
www.allstarcustomsonline.com
Join our Patreon by Oct 30 to be entered... Join for an annual membership by Dec 31 and get 2 months free!
patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
Kim and Ket on Women in Horror Panel at Ethereal Horror Fest
Sat 10/24, 4:30pm PDT $5
filmfreeway.com/EtherealHorrorFest/tickets
New KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!
"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"
www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast
Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com
Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com
Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast
Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast
Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcast
Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com
Support the girls on PATREON at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
Ok we'll stop now.
Thanks for listening!
xo and #StayAlive,
K&K
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Ep. 113: Ravenous: “The Tale of Creepin’ it Real Sexy”
Kim tells Ket about the sexual romp Ravenous starring Guy Pearce, Robert Carlyle and David Arquette. THEN our girls Bianca and Ashley over at the incredible podcast Creep it Real join the girls to discuss the movie AND the real life event that inspired the movie. Don’t forget to go and listen to their full episode on Alferd Packer. It’s significantly less sexy than what we got goin’ on with this movie but fascinating nonetheless! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Ravenous
Dir. Antonia Bird
Writer Ted Griffin
Head on over to the Creep It Real podcast to hear the true crime story that helped inspire this movie!
CREEP IT REAL
Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/creep-it-real-podcast/id1355202098
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7M9Sw1UZWquS5rcgJvRojH?si=NDmzxiZVQt-EELtwRnwf7g
www.creepitrealpod.com
Patreon Funko Pop Giveaway!
made by @allstarcustomfigures
www.allstarcustomsonline.com
Join our Patreon by Oct 30 to be entered... Join for an annual membership by Dec 31 and get 2 months free!
patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
New KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!
"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"
www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast
Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com
Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com
Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast
Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast
Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcast
Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com
Support the girls on PATREON at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
Ok we'll stop now.
Thanks for listening!
xo and #StayAlive,
K&K -
Ep. 112: Spiral: “The Tale of Everyone Communicates Openly… JK!”
Ket tells Kim about the Shudder Original Spiral starring Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, Ari Cohen and Jennifer Laporte. The girls argue over the use of the term diddy bag (YES - IT’S REAL!). They both realize their superpowers would only be useful in very specific and rare circumstances. Lastly, has anyone been able to find Jane Austen’s 80’s Aerobics VHS on Ebay? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Spiral.
Dir. Kurtis David Harder
Writers Colin Minihan, John Poliquin
KKSAM LIVE (virtually) at Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales
**And Ketryn's Bday Bash!**
Saturday, October 10, 7pm PST
Tix: hifilmfest.eventive.org
Patreon Funko Pop Giveaway!
made by @allstarcustomfigures
www.allstarcustomsonline.com
Join our Patreon by Oct 30 to be entered... Join for an annual membership by Dec 31 and get 2 months free!
patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
New KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!
"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"
www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast
Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com
Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com
Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast
Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast
Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcast
Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com
Support the girls on PATREON at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
Ok we'll stop now.
Thanks for listening!
xo and #StayAlive,
K&K
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Ep. 111: Saw: “The Tale of Our Brain Houses”
Kim tells Ket about the OG Saw starring Cary Elwes, Leigh Whannell and everyone's favorite detective, Danny Glover. The girls announce that they'll be immortalized as Funko Pop dolls for one lucky patron. They also immediately solve who Jigsaw is: Prince Humperdink. So guard your brain houses because you're a jail person. Most importantly, we'll learn if Ket will love or die in Saw.
Dir. James Wan
Writers Leigh Whannell, James Wan
KKSAM LIVE (virtually) at Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales
**And Ketryn's Bday Bash!**
Saturday, October 10, 7pm PST
Tix: hifilmfest.eventive.org
Patreon Funko Pop Giveaway!
made by @allstarcustomfigures
www.allstarcustomsonline.com
New KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!
"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"
www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast
Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com
Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com
Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast
Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast
Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcast
Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com
Support the girls on PATREON at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe
Ok we'll stop now.
Thanks for listening!
xo and #StayAlive,
K&K
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