207 episodes

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist!

What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short).

Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the f**k out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end.

Come play with us!

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    • TV & Film
    • 4.8 • 185 Ratings

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist!

What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short).

Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the f**k out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end.

Come play with us!

    Ep. 165: The Mist: “The Tale of Hot Dog Measurement System”

    Ep. 165: The Mist: “The Tale of Hot Dog Measurement System”

    Kim tells Ket about The Mist starring Thomas Jayne, Andre Braugher and Marcia Gay Harden. The girls create a brand new measurement system, sure to leave the metric and imperial systems in the cold and utterly obsolete. Ketryn also introduces her new weather podcast and has to brave the most “Dead or Alives,” EVER! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Mist.

    Dir. Frank Darabont

    Writer Frank Darabont, Stephen King






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    Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod!

    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR

    link.chtbl.com/kkstc

    New episodes every other Monday



    KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

    "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

    www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast


    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast


    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast


    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com


    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K




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    • 2 hr 41 min
    Ep. 164: Book of Monsters: “The Tale of Gertrude Van Helsing”

    Ep. 164: Book of Monsters: “The Tale of Gertrude Van Helsing”

    Ket tells Kim about Book of Monsters in honor of Ketryn’s ::cough cough:: 18th birthday. We’ll meet another member of the prestigious family of Edward Scissorhands: Edward Scythe Hands. Ketryn reminds us all that NO ONE “mean girls” like Regina George. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Book of Monsters.




    Dir. Stewart Sparke

    Writer Paul Butler





    Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod!

    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR

    link.chtbl.com/kkstc

    New episodes every other Monday



    KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

    "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

    www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast


    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast


    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast


    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com


    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K




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    • 2 hr 26 min
    Ep. 163: Malignant: The Tale of Dumb Dead Dickless Derek

    Ep. 163: Malignant: The Tale of Dumb Dead Dickless Derek

    Kim tells Ket about James Wan’s new horror, Malignant, starring Annabelle Wallis, Maddie Hassan and George Young. Right off the bat, Kim needs a refresher on how things work. Does she need to finish watching the movie? How do questions work? The girls also dive a little deeper into the terrifying “backwards hammock knee” syndrome they discovered in episode 117. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Malignant.




    Dir. James Wan

    Writers James Wan, Ingrid Bisu, Akela Cooper





    Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod!

    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR

    link.chtbl.com/kkstc

    New episodes every other Monday



    KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

    "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

    www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast


    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast


    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast


    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com


    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K




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    • 2 hr 57 min
    Ep. 162: The Visit: The Tale of Movie Theater Bathrooms

    Ep. 162: The Visit: The Tale of Movie Theater Bathrooms

    Ket tells Kim about the movie that has been guessed literally every week for 161 episodes, The Visit, starring Olivia DeJonge and Ed Oxenbould. Kim tells us about the scariest place on the planet (oddly, it’s not the inside of a freakishly large oven). It finally comes out that Ket has installed surveillance cameras in Kim’s apartment. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Visit.




    Dir. M. Night Shyamalan

    Writer M. Night Shyamalan





    Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod!

    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR

    link.chtbl.com/kkstc

    New episodes every other Monday



    KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

    "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

    www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast


    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast


    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast


    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com


    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K




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    • 2 hr 45 min
    Ep. 161: Tourist Trap: The Tale of Wet Diapey

    Ep. 161: Tourist Trap: The Tale of Wet Diapey

    Kim tells Ket about the 1979 bonkers Tourist Trap starring NOT Linda Carter. The girls discuss what “diversity”meant in the 70’s. An old demon friend drops by to catch up. Welcome back, Jerry TooNEYtown! Kim adds “wet diaper” impression to her reSUme and Ketryn lights her diaper on fire! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Tourist Trap.




    Dir. David Schmoeller

    Writers David Schmoeller, J. Larry Carroll







    Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod!

    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR

    link.chtbl.com/kkstc

    New episodes every other Monday



    KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

    "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

    www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast


    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast


    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast


    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com


    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K




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    • 2 hr 22 min
    Ep. 160: Tale from the Crypt: Demon Knight: “The Tale of Trying to Fend off Billy Zane (But Not That Hard)”

    Ep. 160: Tale from the Crypt: Demon Knight: “The Tale of Trying to Fend off Billy Zane (But Not That Hard)”

    Ket tells Kim about the 1995 horror flick starring their old pal the Cryptkeeper in his film debut, Tale from the Crypt: Demon Knight, starring Billy Zane and Jada Pinkett (not yet Smith)! The girls see what Lowell from Wings has been up to. They then spend literally the rest of the episode trying not to have demon sex with Billy Zane. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Tale from the Crypt: Demon Knight.




    Dir. Ernest R. Dickerson

    Writers Ethan Reiff, Cyrus Voris, Mark Bishop



    Listen to season 1 of our new horror trivia pod!

    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR

    link.chtbl.com/kkstc

    New episodes every other Monday



    KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

    "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

    www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com 

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast


    Twit the girls on Twitter:  @kksampodcast


    Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast


    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com


    Support the girls on PATREON at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K




    Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network

    • 2 hr 19 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
185 Ratings

185 Ratings

Diva Dianna ,

Loving it

I love this horror movie podcast , Kim and Ket rock.

Scogli ,

5-Star Review

I love this unique horror podcast and Kim & Ket’s humor and authenticity!

Squeeky1190 ,

Love listening to these ladies!!!

I have listened to every episode that Kim and Ket have released. The are hilarious and so fun to listen to.

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