Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the f**k out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!

  1. 5D AGO

    Ep. 352 The Watchers: “The Tale That Ket Should Have Loved, Part 2”

    Ket tells Kim the rest of The Watchers (2024) starring Dakota Fanning, written by a Shyamalan, Ishana. Not any of the other ones called the same thing. Listen, Ket took a shot… we can’t get a bullseye every time. But don’t worry, the girls end the episode talking about cancer so… thumbs up! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Watchers… no the other one. Dir. Ishana Shyamalan Writers Ishana Shyamalan, A.M. Shine 90 Best Horror Movie Podcasts You Must Follow in 2025: https://podcast.feedspot.com/horror_movie_podcasts/  Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc PROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    51 min

  2. MAY 7

    Ep. 351 The Watchers: “The Tale That Ket Should Have Loved, Part 1”

    Ket tells Kim about The Watchers. No, not that one with Maika Monroe. No, not The Watcher, it’s plural. Oh, actually no not that one by the exact same name. Ok, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO CALL THEIR MOVIE ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH WATCHING WATCHERS WATCH, OK!? There are other words! Anyway, this is the one with Dakota Fanning. Stay tuned for Part 2 to see who is watching who… Dir. Ishana Shyamalan Writers Ishana Shyamalan, A.M. Shine 90 Best Horror Movie Podcasts You Must Follow in 2025: https://podcast.feedspot.com/horror_movie_podcasts/ Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc PROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 24m
  3. BONUS SNEAK PEEK: MAJOR SLAYAGE - Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy S1E6 "The Pack" (featuring Kim Burns!)

    MAY 5

    BONUS SNEAK PEEK: MAJOR SLAYAGE - Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy S1E6 "The Pack" (featuring Kim Burns!)

    It’s a KKSAM FAM JAMBOREE as we are joined by the hilarious Kim Burns, Ketryn’s co-host on Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe! The three of us attempt to make sense of a Buffy episode that has been hailed as everything from “skippable” to “fun bad.” Why is evil Xander so hot? Why is Jim from FROM so cringe? Why is Mr. Belding such a creep? The answer to these questions – and so many more – on this week’s Major Slayage!  Real life soulmates Ket & Arik (from Kim & Ket Stay Alive… Maybe) rewatch, review, relive, & react to every episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in anticipation of the Hulu reboot. It’s chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.  New episodes every Monday on Youtube: YouTube.com/@majorslayagepod Subscribe for more biting commentary, and takes that are hotter than the Hellmouth.  Support us on Patreon – only $5 a month gets you access to: ·      our episode-length Watch Along commentaries for every Buffy episode ·      the AUDIO version of our show (to listen in your favorite podcast app) ·      bonus episodes ·      and more! For the cost of a beer at The Bronze, you can listen to two theatre dorks talk about Buffy! patreon.com/majorslayage See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 18m

  4. APR 30

    Ep. 350 The First Omen: “The Tale of Bimberly, the Antichrist, Part 2”

    Kim tells Ket the rest of The First Omen. But first, Damien has some competition for most anticipated AntiChrist. As usual, the Catholic church appears to have “lost the plot” but not their disdain for women. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will liver or die in The First Omen. Dir. Arkasha Stevenson Writers Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha Stevenson Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc PROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 10m

  5. APR 23

    Ep. 349 The First Omen: “The Tale of Gratuitous Facial Licking, Part 1”

    Kim tells Ket about The First Omen. First and foremost, Ketryn would like it stated that she does not wish to live with an incomplete head. Neither girl wants the title “Most Catholic” and both wonder why they’ve never seen a crab-like demon claw.  Stay tuned for part 2 to meet… The AntiChrist. Dir. Arkasha Stevenson Writers Tim Smith, Keith Thomas, Arkasha Stevenson Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc PROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 20m

  6. APR 16

    Ep. 348 Smile 2: “The Tale of Schmorgashbords, Part 2”

    Ket tells Kim the rest of Smile 2. Listen, I sincerely hope that you have all put your fast pants on and haven’t borrowed any pants from either of Ket’s life partners, Kim OR Arik, because they only wear slow pants. We’ve also discovered something Kim should NOT include on her resUme and that’s “creepy smiling.” She’s too cute. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Smile 2. Writer/Dir. Parker Finn Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod  KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc PROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 20m

  7. APR 9

    Ep. 347 Smile 2: “The Tale of Schmorgashbords, Part 1”

    Ket tells Kim about the highly requested and truly terrifying Smile 2. This left Ketryn truly shooketh and gave The Substance a run for its money in grotesque-ness. It was simply a smorgasbord of gore and the first time in podcast history that Ket is the one who can’t quite say a word. Stay tuned for part 2 to find out what type of pants Kim needs for this one. Writer/Dir. Parker Finn Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod (and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod ) KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc PROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 22m

  8. APR 2

    Ep. 346 Strange Darling: “The Tale of Serial Killer Punch Cards, Part 2”

    Kim tells Ket Part 2 of Strange Darling. Quick question, what do people use those horizontal industrial fridges for if not to store dead bodies? Ket stayed 100% alive in part 1, for the first time in episode history! (Because there were no questions asked or points totaled.) No doubt she does JUST as well in the back half! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Strange Darling. Writer/Dir. JT Mollner Check out Ket & Producer Arik's new show MAJOR SLAYAGE: KET & ARIK REWATCH BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER on YouTube!  https://www.youtube.com/@majorslayagepod (and follow on instagram: instagram.com/majorslayagepod ) Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:  www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!! "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe" www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com  Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram:  @kksampodcast Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast Book the face of the girls on Facebook:  @kksampodcast Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store:  kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com Ok we'll see ourselves out. Thanks for listening! xo and #StayAlive, K&K KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstc PROUD MEMBERS OF THE DREAD PODCAST NETWORK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 18m
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A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the f**k out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!

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    DREAD Podcast Network
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2025
  • Episodes
    403
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2021 Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe
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