105 episodes

A couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public.”

Nobody's Listening, Right‪?‬ Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.7 • 2.2K Ratings

A couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public.”

    Unhinged

    Unhinged

    A Biscuit debacle causes tension in the house, Granola Bars disappear, Elizabeth tries face yoga, astrologers don’t like Virgos, Country ham is missing from Cracker Barrel, Best Side of Face, Panic attacks, Brain on Fire, and more... it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    00:00 Intro
    02:01 Patreon V-Day Cards
    05:14 How Are You Doing?
    06:24 A Biscuit Debacle
    13:09 Giving Blood Panic Attack
    18:47 Face Yoga
    25:23 Virgo Prejudice
    28:43 Chewy Granola Bar Recall
    32:33 Cracker Barrel Country Ham
    36:25 Best Side Of Your Face
    40:27 Panic Attacks
    43:52 Insomnia
    46:25 Morning Routine
    51:21 Near Death Experiences

    • 57 min
    Hollywood Dreams

    Hollywood Dreams

    Supermarket corner, Hollywood dreams, how Andy would share the Vegas wealth, puberty questions, dealing with rejection and going with the flow…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    Chapters:

    00:00 Intro
    01:27 Tejas Tour
    03:08 Grocery Store Corner
    21:41 Teslas and Pickup Trucks
    24:52 Puberty
    27:33 Chip Clips
    32:03 Mop Socks
    36:19 Hot Coffee
    39:12 Shocking Statistic
    42:07 What would you do?
    49:15 Work Life Update
     

    • 59 min
    What’s Wrong With Us?

    What’s Wrong With Us?

    Happy Valentine’s Day! Foster puppies, ski school nightmares, a parenting win for Andy, American Nightmare and bumping into your therapist in the wild...it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    Chapters
    00:00 Intro
    02:34 Puppies & Babies
    06:14 Puppy Drama
    23:33 Ski Lesson Nightmare
    38:02 Finding A Lost Kid Tip
    40:20 Super Bowl Tears
    41:18 American Nightmare Documentary
    01:02:53 Happy Valentine's Day

    • 1 hr 6 min
    Skeeved Out!

    Skeeved Out!

    Happy 16th Anniversary! Elizabeth’s emotional roller coaster through pitching, Andy’s meatless Mexican journey, Elizabeth’s KFC affair, eating expired rations, dreaming together, and how E and A hope it all ends up… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    EPISODE CHAPTERS

    00:00 Intro
    03:36 Watch American Nightmare
    05:35 Anniversary Cards
    07:55 Pitchn-n-Bitchn
    22:38 Vegetarian Fast Food Woes
    31:55 Imposter KFC D
    34:39 Happy Anniversary
    36:04 How To With John Wilson
    39:47 Skeevy Food
    41:25 KFC Bathroom
    44:09 A Good Run
    49:30 Creatures Are The Best
     
     

    • 54 min
    Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned

    Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned

    The Ann Taylor of France, skirt suits, Elizabeth’s first Hollywood job, would you rather have a kid raver or a kid of Christ, Andy’s big head, describing to an FBI sketch artist, creepy confessionals, and Jesus take the wheel.…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    00:00 Intro
    03:24 Sezane vs Anne Taylor
    07:24 Was Ann Taylor Real?
    10:35 Hangin With Leo
    15:21 Big Head
    28:32 Trenchcoat
    32:01 Raves vs Church

    • 1 hr 3 min
    Cat Addict

    Cat Addict

    100th episode, Elizabeth saved a life, tossed out her oxy, will she not be there to pluck Andy’s crazy ear hair, a real deep dive into leap years, getting their cat Ramona hooked on the good stuff, and why/when Andy changed his name!…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right?
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    00:00 Intro
    01:46 Rattled
    18:11 Dopesick
    24:48 Ear Hair Drama
    30:51 Leap Year Quandary
    38:04 It's Episode 100
    39:15 Cat Addict

    • 55 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
2.2K Ratings

2.2K Ratings

Shdhdhdjjd ,

I’m Listening…Again!

Started listening after Andy was on Armchair Anonymous (R.I.P. Pilot) and have been obsessed ever since! I’ve listened to all the old episodes and am so excited every week when a new one drops. My husband and I have been trying to conceive through IVF and had our embryo transfer 2 weeks ago. I started to relisten to all of your episodes from the beginning to bring me comfort while waiting to find out if I’m pregnant. In episode 21 (Oh, Canada!), you two are talking about the sim of it all when you started dating, and Elizabeth mentions how she likes to see these things as signs. She said “I see a hummingbird, and I’m like ‘dad!’, but that’s not really a sign for me”. So crazy that Elizabeth mentioned hummingbirds, even though they weren’t a sign for her at that point, since she later got a sign from her parents with the hummingbird outside of their old home after the Brownie incident. Elizabeth, we are definitely living in your simulation! Looks like I will be joining Patreon to listen to Totally Mommy because I just found out I’m pregnant! I can’t recommend this podcast enough. You never failed to bring a smile to my face and lift my mood on my darkest days of dealing with infertility. I love you guys, please never stop making new episodes! ❤️

kat from austin ,

Patreon listener! Please don’t use my name if you read out loud

Elizabeth and Andy - you’re so amazing. I was sent by Saint Monica (ahhhhh!) - I love listening to yall! I even got my husband listening too bc I find your communication/conversations of listening to each other with humor and understanding, even if you don’t totally see eye to eye, as a model of where we hope to be as a couple but aren’t always are. He also love you! I backlistening to totally married and you are discussing your prolapse post-Otis where I am currently. I currently have something similar, and I would love to hear how your journey has been now since it has been several years. I know you have touched on it some with your current pt situation, but I would love if you talked about it as a whole. Have y’all considered bringing back the q&a - it seemed kinda fun! Regardless, Love all your shows so much and thank you for making them! 😘

sherussell ,

this is the podcast missing from your life!!!

guys!! i can not believe i waited so long to take saint monica's advice.

i am about 2 weeks into binging from the beginning and i am already in february of 2023. as of late whenever i bring up a new topic of convo to my husband he now says "let me guess, you heard about that from andy and elizabeth?" and you know what guys he is right!

i love the pod so much and like many before me i am already upset that i will soon have to wait for a new episode weekly instead of listening to y'all for many hours a day. thanks for the content you guys are awesome!

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