126 episodes

A couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public.”

Nobody's Listening, Right‪?‬ Elizabeth Laime and Andy Rosen

    • Society & Culture
    • 4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

A couple talking like no one's listening - Food, money, sex, neighborhood gossip, parenting, love of Costco, medical mishaps, relationship advice, therapy and bathroom etiquette and more! Formerly known as Totally Married, join Andy Rosen and Elizabeth Laime in this unfiltered marriage podcast touted as “A show about nothing that I can’t get enough of”, “The only podcast that makes me laugh so hard I have to pull over,” and “Binge-worthy audio comfort-food but don’t recommend listening in public.”

    Inbox Zero

    Inbox Zero

    Is your life path predetermined, how to deal with the hard knocks, staying curious about the little things and finding joy, achieving a goal that feels underwhelming, std’s in senior communities, the hormonal roller coaster of middle age, leaving a party with a code word, and more! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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    00:00 Intro
    02:23 Peaks and Valleys
    04:17 Is Life Pre Determined
    12:46 Hormones and Emotions
    14:07 Menopause Is A Destination
    26:53 Tummy Trouble
    28:53 A HOT Trip
    31:08 Senior Homes
    36:32 Female Condom
    39:45 Zero Inbox
    54:05 Protein For Vegetarians

    • 58 min
    Vegetarian Pasta

    Vegetarian Pasta

    Carrying a conversation or being comfortable with silence, states visited, boredom in life, stress, dream vacations, justifying getting pampered... It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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    00:00 Intro
    03:01 Too Hot!
    06:37 West Virginia
    10:00 Nice Jacket Mom
    19:26 Social Interaction Awards
    20:55 50 Nifty United States
    28:01 Pink Lemonade
    30:04 No Aliens
    33:46 Stress
    41:20 Wedding Dance
    46:41 5 Star Travel

    • 1 hr 5 min
    Less Worry More Wonder

    Less Worry More Wonder

    A deep dive on Man Spreading, giant off leash dogs roaming grocery stores, a new look at jealousy, Andy’s nose ring aspirations and much more…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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    00:00 Intro
    02:12 Man Spreading 
    14:24 Dog In Produce Section
    19:45 The Waiting Place
    23:03 Jealousy
    28:32 Hey Jealousy
    32:34 The Secret To The Secret
    46:35 Weekend At Bernie's
    49:05 Nose Ring

    • 58 min
    Tummy Troubles!

    Tummy Troubles!

    Medical Professionals and survivor guilt, hilarious reviews of a beloved sugar free product, whether or not to fart on an airplane, Andy’s bathroom habits pointing to a problem, Elizabeth withholding the theme of a novel from Andy and what they would do with five days of free time…It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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    00:00 Intro
    02:57 Bad Surgeons
    15:05 Sugar Free Haribo Gummy Bears
    19:36 Tummy Trouble Science
    32:52 Streaks
    34:09 Airplane Farts
    37:09 On All Fours
    42:56 Home Alone Plans
    47:51 Recycling
    49:01 Amazing Churches

    • 56 min
    Scam City

    Scam City

    The vibes are high this week! Elizabeth’s good mood is soaring and Andy had a satisfying traffic encounter.  Topics include: an insane question regarding F1 drivers, a pending class action lawsuit for Andy, and a dream about Ramona. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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    00:00 Intro 
    04:43 A New Age Equation 
    11:31 Elizabeth's Height 
    12:15 A Weird Thing To Say 
    16:58 Traffic Justice 
    21:12 Ramona Dream 
    23:09 Good Mood 
    32:18 Digital Dream Labs Scam 
    41:40 Too Many Scams

    • 54 min
    People Are Wild!

    People Are Wild!

    Dealing with sadness in the best way, The Jinx proving people are insane and not just the murderers, Women behaving badly being more interesting, Elizabeth shrinking, One skill Elizabeth and Andy would love to have… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? Podcast.
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    CHAPTERS
    00:00 Intro 
    03:35 We Go Dark 
    07:29 Elizabeth is Shrinking 
    11:27 Everyone Likes A Bad Boy 
    18:16 Dating and Instagram 
    29:40 No Really, She's Shrinking 
    36:18 Bad Girl 
    38:42 Nose Too Big 
    42:19 One New Skill 
    46:30 School Nurses

    • 53 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
2.3K Ratings

2.3K Ratings

BMS115 ,

Yep, I am

Yes we’re listening and we love it. Just two real people talking about everything and nothing. It’s like Seinfeld in a podcast.

VLaramee ,

Pro (tein) Peri Menopause

Hi Elizabeth & Andy! Love your show. It’s definitely voted most likely to make me look like a crazy person as I’m out and about in the world laughing at apparently nothing- but it’s you two. I am in a similar phase of life as Elizabeth, regarding the peri menopause. I’m not a vegetarian (but I was raised as one). I think my veggie upbringing led me to gravitate toward carbs and just not love protein options. Over the past year, I’ve found some good protein options, and as I was listening to the show today, I realized they’re all vegetarian!! Check out: Isopure vanilla protein powder. I mix it with slightly less water than called for and just slam it in the morning to get it over with. Oikos Pro yogurt with some granola and strawberries. Dave’s Killer protein bagels with an egg and some cheese. Built Bar Puff- they have a marshmallow texture and don’t have that typical protein bar taste. I prefer the coconut ones. Anyway, if you add these items to your day, you’ll be between 80-100 grams of protein! (Yes, surviving perimenopause is a full time job.) - Valerie

Mollilujah ,

I’m all in

I am listening! 116 episodes and am starting to get nervous that I’m about to be “caught up” so instead of following my usual pattern of finding something new to listen to I joined your patreon and bought one of your tee shirts to sleep in so everyone knows you’re mine. You guys are awesome! Thank you!

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