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Insomnia? Mind racing at night? Worries keeping you up? Tune in for a bedtime story that lets you forget your problems and progressively gets more boring until you fall to sleep. So get in bed, press play, close your eyes, and drift off into dreamland.

Sleep With Me Night Vale Presents

    • Health & Fitness
    • 4.5 • 14.3K Ratings

Insomnia? Mind racing at night? Worries keeping you up? Tune in for a bedtime story that lets you forget your problems and progressively gets more boring until you fall to sleep. So get in bed, press play, close your eyes, and drift off into dreamland.

    Drain Cleaner's Conundrum | Tales of Lady Witchbeard 10

    Drain Cleaner's Conundrum | Tales of Lady Witchbeard 10

    Rest easy as we dig deep into the clean myths and drain your worries away.

    Listen to Milky Way Underground on your podcast app of choice or check it out here https://www.trax.fm/milky-way-underground. An amazing podcast where two siblings search for their missing father in a surreal journey through a mysterious dreamworld.

    I support The Student Freedom Initiative https://studentfreedominitiative.org/

    Support our AAPI community -take action right now www.napawf.org/take-action

    Black Lives Matter. When I say “you deserve a good night’s sleep” it means black lives matter. More resources here- https://linktr.ee/dearestscooter. Here is a list of Anti-racism resources- http://bit.ly/ANTIRACISMRESOURCES

    Here is one place you can find support during this or any crisis. If you have more please share them! https://www.crisistextline.org/ There are more global helplines here https://linktr.ee/creatorselfcare

    Become a patron https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme
    Join our referral program www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer
    Get your name on the sleepy support zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors

    Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    Papa & Barkley- is on a mission to improve lives through CBD in its purest, cleanest form possible. Go to papaandbarkleycbd.com/sleepwithme for 20% off your first purchase.

    Allform - the easiest way you can customize a sofa using premium materials, and at a fraction of the cost of traditional stores. Allform is offering 20% off all orders for our listeners at allform.com/sleep.

    Helix Sleep- Just go to helixsleep.com/sleep, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.

    Zoc Doc- Whether you need a primary care physician, dentist, dermatologist, psychiatrist, eye doctor, or other specialists, Zocdoc has you covered. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep.

    Apollo Neuro- is a new wearable that improves your body’s resilience to stress and works by engaging with your sense of touch, helping you feel safe and in control of your stress levels. Try Apollo Neuro today and get 10% off your purchase at apolloneuro.com/sleepwithme.

    Calm- Get started at calm.com/sleepwithme and GET 40% off a Calm Premium subscription! If you are in Canada go to calm.com/drew.

    Betterhelp- Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love.

    • 1 hr 9 min
    JC Penny's Catalog No Toys

    JC Penny's Catalog No Toys

    Slippers and Pajamas for all as we pamper and page our way off to sleep. https://christmas.musetechnical.com/ShowCatalog/1983-JCPenney-Christmas-Book

    Listen to Milky Way Underground on your podcast app of choice or check it out here https://www.trax.fm/milky-way-underground. An amazing podcast where two siblings search for their missing father in a surreal journey through a mysterious dreamworld.

    I support Migrant Justice https://migrantjustice.net/

    Support our AAPI community -take action right now www.napawf.org/take-action

    Black Lives Matter. When I say “you deserve a good night’s sleep” it means black lives matter. More resources here- https://linktr.ee/dearestscooter. Here is a list of Anti-racism resources- http://bit.ly/ANTIRACISMRESOURCES

    Here is one place you can find support during this or any crisis. If you have more please share them! https://www.crisistextline.org/ There are more global helplines here https://linktr.ee/creatorselfcare

    Become a patron https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme
    Join our referral program www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer
    Get your name on the sleepy support zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors

    Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    Papa & Barkley- is on a mission to improve lives through CBD in its purest, cleanest form possible. Go to papaandbarkleycbd.com/sleepwithme for 20% off your first purchase.

    Allform - the easiest way you can customize a sofa using premium materials, and at a fraction of the cost of traditional stores. Allform is offering 20% off all orders for our listeners at allform.com/sleep.

    Helix Sleep- Just go to helixsleep.com/sleep, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.

    Zoc Doc- Whether you need a primary care physician, dentist, dermatologist, psychiatrist, eye doctor, or other specialists, Zocdoc has you covered. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep.

    Apollo Neuro- is a new wearable that improves your body’s resilience to stress and works by engaging with your sense of touch, helping you feel safe and in control of your stress levels. Try Apollo Neuro today and get 10% off your purchase at apolloneuro.com/sleepwithme.

    Calm- Get started at calm.com/sleepwithme and GET 40% off a Calm Premium subscription! If you are in Canada go to calm.com/drew.

    Betterhelp- Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love.

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    • 1 hr 21 min
    Listener Favorite - Apple at my Core from Episode 618

    Listener Favorite - Apple at my Core from Episode 618

    Hop in my apple cart and meet my favorite New York State apple. We’ll see a cider press and learn some facts about the fruit over gifted to teachers. A favorite fills in for the fall season.

    Check out Sleep Cove You’ll listen to relaxing sleep hypnosis, meditations and bedtime stories all designed to help you relax and get a peaceful night’s sleep. In your podcast app or at www.sleepcove.com

    I support 1000 Women Strong https://linktr.ee/1kwomenstrong

    Support our AAPI community -take action right now www.napawf.org/take-action

    Black Lives Matter. When I say “you deserve a good night’s sleep” it means black lives matter. More resources here- https://linktr.ee/dearestscooter. Here is a list of Anti-racism resources- http://bit.ly/ANTIRACISMRESOURCES

    Here is one place you can find support during this or any crisis. If you have more please share them! https://www.crisistextline.org/ There are more global helplines here https://linktr.ee/creatorselfcare

    Become a patron https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme
    Join our referral program www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer
    Get your name on the sleepy support zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors

    Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    Allform - the easiest way you can customize a sofa using premium materials, and at a fraction of the cost of traditional stores. Allform is offering 20% off all orders for our listeners at allform.com/sleep.

    Helix Sleep- Just go to helixsleep.com/sleep, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.

    Apollo Neuro- is a new wearable that improves your body’s resilience to stress and works by engaging with your sense of touch, helping you feel safe and in control of your stress levels. Try Apollo Neuro today and get 10% off your purchase at apolloneuro.com/sleepwithme.

    Hello Fresh- Get mouthwatering seasonal recipes and pre-measured ingredients delivered right to your door with Hello Fresh, America’s #1 meal kit. HelloFresh makes cooking at home fun, easy, AND affordable! Go to hellofresh.com/14sleep and use code 14sleep for up to 14 free meals and free shipping!

    Calm- Get started at calm.com/sleepwithme and GET 40% off a Calm Premium subscription! If you are in Canada go to calm.com/drew.

    Talkspace- matches you with one of thousands of licensed therapists in over forty specialties. Save $100 off your first month at talkspace.com or download the app and use the code “sleep”.

    Best Fiends- Engage your brain with fun puzzles and collect tons of cute characters. Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. That’s FRIENDS without the R – Best Fiends!

    This Works- Restore your rhythm with This Works new Sleep Plus range. It’s available at thisworks.com and use the code relax20 for 20% off your purchase.

    • 1 hr 5 min
    Existential Trolley | The Good Place to Sleep S2 E5&6

    Existential Trolley | The Good Place to Sleep S2 E5&6

    A lulling ride that covers places in LA and the Good Place where Scoots has sat and relaxed, in the studios and a lovely hotel lobby.

    Check out Sleep Cove You’ll listen to relaxing sleep hypnosis, meditations and bedtime stories all designed to help you relax and get a peaceful night’s sleep. In your podcast app or at www.sleepcove.com

    I support 1000 Women Strong https://linktr.ee/1kwomenstrong

    Support our AAPI community -take action right now www.napawf.org/take-action

    Black Lives Matter. When I say “you deserve a good night’s sleep” it means black lives matter. More resources here- https://linktr.ee/dearestscooter. Here is a list of Anti-racism resources- http://bit.ly/ANTIRACISMRESOURCES

    Here is one place you can find support during this or any crisis. If you have more please share them! https://www.crisistextline.org/ There are more global helplines here https://linktr.ee/creatorselfcare

    Become a patron https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme
    Join our referral program www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer
    Get your name on the sleepy support zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors

    Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    Brooklinen-  my one-stop-shop for all things comfort - sheets, towels, loungewear, and so much more. There is an exclusive offer just for Sleep With Me listeners. When you use promo code SLEEPWITHME get $25 off when you spend $100 or more PLUS FREE shipping at http://www.brooklinen.com.

    Apollo Neuro- is a new wearable that improves your body’s resilience to stress and works by engaging with your sense of touch, helping you feel safe and in control of your stress levels. Try Apollo Neuro today and get 10% off your purchase at apolloneuro.com/sleepwithme.

    Hello Fresh- Get mouthwatering seasonal recipes and pre-measured ingredients delivered right to your door with Hello Fresh, America’s #1 meal kit. HelloFresh makes cooking at home fun, easy, AND affordable! Go to hellofresh.com/14sleep and use code 14sleep for up to 14 free meals and free shipping!

    Air Doctor- A professional air purifier, Its medical-grade UltraHEPA filter captures 100% of particles at .003 microns in size. Just go to https://www.airdoctorpro.com/ and use promo code SLEEP and you’ll receive a 35% discount.

    Calm- Get started at calm.com/sleepwithme and GET 40% off a Calm Premium subscription! If you are in Canada go to calm.com/drew.

    This Works- Restore your rhythm with This Works new Sleep Plus range. It’s available at thisworks.com and use the code relax20 for 20% off your purchase.

    Talkspace- matches you with one of thousands of licensed therapists in over forty specialties. Save $100 off your first month at talkspace.com or download the app and use the code “sleep”.

    Best Fiends- Engage your brain with fun puzzles and collect tons of cute characters. Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. That’s FRIENDS without the R – Best Fiends!

    • 1 hr 12 min
    The Thirteenth Sea | Tales of Lady Witchbeard Ep9

    The Thirteenth Sea | Tales of Lady Witchbeard Ep9

    A little TLC to help you drift off, chasing waterfalls like Kid Icarus gently and safely floating down to a sea below the seas.

    Check out Sleep Cove You’ll listen to relaxing sleep hypnosis, meditations and bedtime stories all designed to help you relax and get a peaceful night’s sleep. In your podcast app or at www.sleepcove.com

    I support Migrant Justice https://migrantjustice.net/

    Support our AAPI community -take action right now www.napawf.org/take-action

    Black Lives Matter. When I say “you deserve a good night’s sleep” it means black lives matter. More resources here- https://linktr.ee/dearestscooter. Here is a list of Anti-racism resources- http://bit.ly/ANTIRACISMRESOURCES

    Here is one place you can find support during this or any crisis. If you have more please share them! https://www.crisistextline.org/ There are more global helplines here https://linktr.ee/creatorselfcare

    Become a patron https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme
    Join our referral program www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer
    Get your name on the sleepy support zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors

    Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net

    Brooklinen-  my one-stop-shop for all things comfort - sheets, towels, loungewear, and so much more. There is an exclusive offer just for Sleep With Me listeners. When you use promo code SLEEPWITHME get $25 off when you spend $100 or more PLUS FREE shipping at http://www.brooklinen.com.

    Apollo Neuro- is a new wearable that improves your body’s resilience to stress and works by engaging with your sense of touch, helping you feel safe and in control of your stress levels. Try Apollo Neuro today and get 10% off your purchase at apolloneuro.com/sleepwithme.

    Hello Fresh- Get mouthwatering seasonal recipes and pre-measured ingredients delivered right to your door with Hello Fresh, America’s #1 meal kit. HelloFresh makes cooking at home fun, easy, AND affordable! Go to hellofresh.com/14sleep and use code 14sleep for up to 14 free meals and free shipping!

    Air Doctor- A professional air purifier, Its medical-grade UltraHEPA filter captures 100% of particles at .003 microns in size. Just go to https://www.airdoctorpro.com/ and use promo code SLEEP and you’ll receive a 35% discount.

    Calm- Get started at calm.com/sleepwithme and GET 40% off a Calm Premium subscription! If you are in Canada go to calm.com/drew.

    Betterhelp- Betterhelp offers licensed professional counselors, it’s a truly affordable option and our listeners get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire to help them assess your needs and get matched with a counselor you’ll love.

    • 1 hr 12 min
    Euro Disney PR Project

    Euro Disney PR Project

    A term paper turned into a pointless meander, with a look into a PR plan gone awry.


    Check out Sleep Cove You’ll listen to relaxing sleep hypnosis, meditations and bedtime stories all designed to help you relax and get a peaceful night’s sleep. In your podcast app or at www.sleepcove.com


    I support 1000 Women Strong https://linktr.ee/1kwomenstrong


    Support our AAPI community -take action right now www.napawf.org/take-action


    Black Lives Matter. When I say “you deserve a good night’s sleep” it means black lives matter. More resources here- https://linktr.ee/dearestscooter. Here is a list of Anti-racism resources- http://bit.ly/ANTIRACISMRESOURCES


    Here is one place you can find support during this or any crisis. If you have more please share them! https://www.crisistextline.org/ There are more global helplines here https://linktr.ee/creatorselfcare


    Become a patron https://www.patreon.com/sleepwithme
    Join our referral program www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/refer
    Get your name on the sleepy support zone www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/sponsors


    Commission a song from the Mystery Bard over at http://www.jonathanmann.net


    Allform - the easiest way you can customize a sofa using premium materials, and at a fraction of the cost of traditional stores. Allform is offering 20% off all orders for our listeners at allform.com/sleep.


    Helix Sleep- Just go to helixsleep.com/sleep, take their two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.


    Calm- Get started at calm.com/sleepwithme and GET 40% off a Calm Premium subscription! If you are in Canada go to calm.com/drew.


    Feather - With Feather, you can furnish a bedroom with high-quality, beautifully designed furniture for the cost of your monthly utility bill. Go to livefeather.com and use promo code SLEEP300 you’ll receive $300 off of your first month of their annual plan.


    This Works- Restore your rhythm with This Works new Sleep Plus range. It’s available at thisworks.com and use the code relax20 for 20% off your purchase.


    Reliefband- is the #1 FDA-Cleared anti-nausea wristband. Use promo code SLEEP for 20% off at reliefband.com!


    Air Doctor- A professional air purifier, Its medical-grade UltraHEPA filter captures 100% of particles at .003 microns in size. Just go to https://www.airdoctorpro.com/ and use promo code SLEEP and you’ll receive a 35% discount.


    Betterhelp- offers licensed professional counselors, it’s a truly affordable option get 10% off your first month with discount code “sleepwithme”. Go over to www.betterhelp.com/sleepwithme and simply fill out a questionnaire and get matched with a counselor you’ll love.

    • 1 hr 13 min

Customer Reviews

4.5 out of 5
14.3K Ratings

14.3K Ratings

Lillyan816 ,

Saving my sleep and marriage

My husband and I are newly married, before getting married and moving in together our night routines couldn’t have differed more. He needed a completely dark room and a sound machine, I needed t.v or some sound, I have suffered with insomnia and PTSD night terrors for years, waking a few times a night. I couldn’t fall asleep in his setting and he couldn’t stay asleep with my stirrings. We were chronically exhausted. I started asking if I could play boring things that wouldn’t peak his curiosity and keep him up, but the tv no matter how boring was too much. I literally googled “boring podcasts” and found yours. We love you. I have only had one nightmare since adding you to our bedtime routine which is a miracle. And, my husband and I can finally sleep through the night together. I could go on and on, I’m just so thankful, and had to express it to you!

kris10yagerduarte ,

Update from years-long listener

I still love you Scooter, but HALF AN HOUR intro is RIDICULOUS. Get the ads all done up front. Don’t put more in after 24 minutes. Thanks.

robbinmayor ,

Too interesting

You’re too interesting; you keep my friends awake and wanting more!

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