The Christmas Card Rap Vol. 2 (prod. Dope Boyz Music‪)‬ Freund with Benefits: Helping Bachelors

Happy Holidays!

For: Jarred Langhals, Justin Hillstrom, Brian Lagrange, Aseef Raihan, Taeyoung Lee, Jason Butler, Emily/Scott Lagarile, Sky Thai, Nick Levine, Andre Ball, Chase Eriksen, Kevin Crawford, Katie Hansen, Kramer Young, Kat Vardell, Ben Hubers, Lance Dudkowski, Mike Kljucaric, Nick Clayton, Pam Zhang, Alexa Gingras, Eryn Avjian, Sean Mitchell, Tamara Racic, Megan Rutherford, Steven Chon, Alex Jessop, Dan Whitehead, Zoe Krzywda, Ryan Sinclair, Natalie Williams, Brian/Julia Kroeger

Lyrics:

1st verse:

And so it all began in the West with Jarred Langhals
Justin Hillstrom says you’re killing me smalls
You got Brian K Lagrange with a little bit of change
And Aseef Raihan goin on about the stock exchange

Taeyoung is cool and so is Jason Marquis
Along with Emily and scott lagaril-ee
Sky Thai to the gulf coast said see ya
Nick Levine way out in South Korea

Chase and Andre yeah they just had a kid
Kevin had his second, Katie went to Madrid
Pamela’s in the pool, Kramer acted a fool
But it’s all cool, cause dogs drool and Kat rules

Ben’s pickin apples out in California
Lance became a knight I just had to warn ya
Mike rides a bike and he also likes to hike
Nick Clayton spitting bars guess he didn’t like the Klondike

Chorus:

Happy holidays all the way around the globe
From Alexa down to Eryn, and Sean Michael Job
From the east coast west coast and the ones who I love most
I’d like to propose a toast
Happy holidays to the folks around the way
Just a few words now that I would like to say
Happy Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, and Christmas too
To everyone I’ve ever known and my whole crew

2nd verse:

Now to the rest of the folks way down in Georgia
Tamara every now and then likes to wear a fedora,
She’ll adore ya with Megan on their way to Atlanta while they’re jamming out to Pandora

And Daddy Chon’s holding it down
That’s what he likes to be called with Alex around
Dan said to Zoe, yo salutations
She’s in Beavercreek now congratulations

Ryan and Natalie had a good bond
Their love of Rhinegeist is above and beyond
Julia and Brian didn’t raise no fool
Except the dog in the sweater and her name is Joule

So I think that’s it all I wanted to cover
Cheers to the holiday we’re bout to discover
A whole nother year and we’ll probably hear
About how grandma got runover by a reindeer