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The story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. For the first time in his career, Special Agent Chet Phillips has discovered that he can choose NOT to accept a mission! That means there's no choice but to send in the "B Team": A nervous pencil pusher promoted to the field, a computer hacker working off her sentence, a fading former sitcom star and a recently reassigned White House intern. A full cast comedy audio adventure with a new episode debuting each month!
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501: The World is Way Too Much - Part One
Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button.
Written & Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant
Guest Starring
Rebecca Serfass as Hannah Brandt
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker
Eric Perry as Whitmire
J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti
Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
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502: The World Is Way Too Much - Dead Reckoning - Part Two
Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost.
Written & Directed by
Pete Barry
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens
and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The Admiral
Guest Starring
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
Eric Perry as Whitmire
John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
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503: Naked and Dismayed
A survival themed reality show uncovers a hotbed of criminal activity in the uncharted jungles of South America…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is getting coffee.
Written by
John Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
and Bob Killion as Figgs Rosenthal and Jambo
Guest Starring
Rebecca Serfass as Congresswoman
Dave Serfass as Coffee Cart Guy
Crystal Storm as Chelsea
Michael Trewhella as Harley Higginbottom
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Pete Barry as Kyle
J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce
Music by Pete Barry
Edited and Mixed by John Dowgin
The script of this episode is available here.
Created & Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
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401: The Borscht Identity
A shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's.
Written by
John P. Dowgin
Story by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. Dowgin
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Child Star
and Bob Killion as Cookery Sgt. Workman
Guest Starring
John P. Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Pete Barry as Ted Desoto
J. Michael DeAngelis as General Killchenko
and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat
Music by
Pete Barry
Editing and Mixing by
John P. Dowgin
Produced and created by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
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402: Kangaroo Jacked
The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Written by
Paige Klaniecki
Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Concierge and Siri
and Bob Killion as Party Bro and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Benn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese Waiter
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Caden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" Thompson
John Dowgin as Mondo
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcreif
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted Desoto
Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry
Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
For a full list of sound effect attributions, please visit the episode's webpage. -
403: Ghost Pepper Protocol
The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy.
Written and Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice
Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
Jill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Star
and Bob Killion as Nozzle Sarpa and The Admiral
Guest Starring
Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and Humps
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
Pete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Angie the Lox
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
David S. Dear as Caterer S. Dear
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Music by Pete Barry
Sound editing and mixing by
John Dowgin
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
A complete transcript of this episode is available here.
For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit the episode's webpage.