No Sweats Just Nets

Joey & Ray
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No Sweats Just Nets is the sports show for the rest of us. Join Joey, a self-proclaimed amateur sports "expert" with more passion than actual stats, and his wife, Ray, who couldn't tell a touchdown from a home run if her life depended on it. Every week, we break down the biggest games, the weirdest trades, and the sports drama you actually care about—all while Ray tries to figure out why the game takes four hours to play. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just here for the stadium snacks, grab a seat on the couch for the sports conversation that doesn't take itself too seriously. New episodes every Wednesday @ 6 AM GST

  1. Cavs Will Never Win With Harden

    6 days ago

    Cavs Will Never Win With Harden

    My wife, Ray, is officially on vacation, so I’m steering the ship solo for this one! The NBA playoffs are delivering pure chaos: the Knicks advance (and New York crime allegedly drops 78% while they play), the Cavs fell apart, and the Spurs finally showed up against OKC. I also break down why anyone calling SGA the MVP needs to brush up on their basketball tape. Plus, we look at the tech behind the 2026 World Cup official match ball—the Adidas TRIONDA.

    20 min
  2. Dump College and Play Pro Ball

    20 May

    Dump College and Play Pro Ball

    Our playoff predictions are totally cursed, and the Pistons just pulled off an unexpected choke. We break down Shai Gilgeous-Alexander winning MVP over a zero-vote Luka, Wemby’s terrifying potential, and former NBA star J.R. Smith’s incredible 4.0 GPA college graduation. We also talk about the absolute wildest name in college basketball right now. Over in football, the Neymar World Cup saga isn't over yet, but the ticket market is just getting started—with single seat reselling for up to 2 million dollars.

    26 min
  3. Basketball Vs. Family

    12 May

    Basketball Vs. Family

    We hit double digits! In this milestone episode, we break down the NBA landscape: Why the Timberwolves are officially the team to beat in the West and the one move the Lakers must make to become elite again. We dive into the emotional news of Luka Dončić choosing his family over his national team after a grueling custody battle, contrasting it with Draymond Green’s famous 2016 "game over birth" stance. Plus, we talk Wemby’s ejection, Joey’s personal story of coach support in Syria, and why Shakira needs to be the permanent voice of the FIFA World Cup.

    26 min
  4. Klay's Video Game Injury

    6 May

    Klay's Video Game Injury

    The Celtics are throwing up shots, but they aren't falling—we break down the "Hot Take" on why Boston needs a new PG and a Queta upgrade to actually contend. Plus, we dive into the explosive allegations from Megan Thee Stallion against Klay Thompson and Klay’s viral "touch grass" response. Joey also shares a wild professional story about team fines, the luxury of modern travel, and how things used to look when "war planes" were the only way to get to the game.

    30 min
  5. What The Basketball?

    29 Apr

    What The Basketball?

    Someone pulled the switch: there are officially NO sweeps in the NBA playoffs this year. We break down the heat between the Wolves and Nuggets, the "OKC Ref Conspiracy," and why the tech on Devin Booker was total nonsense. Plus, Cristiano Ronaldo is facing a 2-game suspension for the World Cup—is Portugal’s appeal enough to save him? We also dive into the viral NFL arrest data (sorry, Vikings fans) and another "Random Video" from my wife.

    26 min
  6. Play Sneaky Basketball

    22 Apr

    Play Sneaky Basketball

    The NBA Playoffs are finally here! This week, we’re breaking down the must-watch matchups—including Wolves vs. Nuggets and Knicks vs. Hawks—and tracking the NBA Awards as Wemby kicks things off with DPOY. Plus, the NFL scandal takes a turn: Dianna Russini has resigned, but the rumors regarding a private investigator and her husband are just starting to heat up. To wrap it all up, the wife takes over the mic for her sports pick of the week.

    30 min
  7. My Wife is a Secret Coach

    15 Apr

    My Wife is a Secret Coach

    Victor Wembanyama just exposed the flaw in the NBA's 65-game rule with some high-level math—is the league punishing stars for being productive? Plus, we discuss why LeBron James is basically a lock for Season 24, the two-month ultimatum Carlo Ancelotti just gave Neymar for the World Cup squad, and the viral photos of Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini that set the NFL world on fire. Finally, Ray is secretly a Basketball Coach? What?!?!

    32 min
  8. Kyrie Should Be a Football Player

    8 Apr

    Kyrie Should Be a Football Player

    Luka is officially out of the MVP race. We break down the injury that cost him the trophy and the 65-game rule that changed everything. Plus, are American announcers wild for comparing Pedri to Kyrie Irving? We dive into the viral "Kyrie of Soccer" debate, why the new World Cup Lego ad is getting roasted, and the WNBA’s push for its own standalone video game.

    33 min
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No Sweats Just Nets is the sports show for the rest of us. Join Joey, a self-proclaimed amateur sports "expert" with more passion than actual stats, and his wife, Ray, who couldn't tell a touchdown from a home run if her life depended on it. Every week, we break down the biggest games, the weirdest trades, and the sports drama you actually care about—all while Ray tries to figure out why the game takes four hours to play. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just here for the stadium snacks, grab a seat on the couch for the sports conversation that doesn't take itself too seriously. New episodes every Wednesday @ 6 AM GST

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  • Creator
    Joey & Ray
  • Years Active
    2k
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Joe Marji
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