SCP Archives

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Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files. New episodes weekly. * * * Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki

  1. SCP-2467: “A Sum Greater Than its Parts"

    4 Jun

    SCP-2467: “A Sum Greater Than its Parts"

    SCP 2467 is a large ocean vessel approximately 300 meters in length and 45 meters in width. The ship bears the nameplate "Toluca",The prefix "DV" was added later in red spray paint. Content Warnings: Gun violence, Mild language, Descriptions of blood and gore, Abductions, thalassophobia Transcript Patrons  April 12-15 Breanna Bryce, Local Dumbass, Paul Theys, John Doe, Riverlynn Clemintir, Cale Buns Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz SCP-2467  was written by Dr. Balthazar  Script by Kevin Whitlock Narrator - Jon Grilz Burch  - Nate Dufort Presley - Elissa Park Lawrence - Damon Alums Gallagher - Rissa Montańez Dialogue Editor - Nate Dufort Art - Eduardo Valdés-Hevia Composer- Dana Creasman Theme Song- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Brad Colbroock Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    23 min
  2. Situationally Comedic Persons #11: Game Night

    12 May

    Situationally Comedic Persons #11: Game Night

    "Am I correct in understanding that Fren here is about to not only make a spaghetti sauce out of SCP-504, but feed it to other employees of the Foundation?" Transcript: Patrons SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Mar 15-21 Alex R, Xinomecha, Liam Spalding, the milk man, and Raven A Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Teddy - David Ault Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein Research Assistant - Brandon Nguyen Podcast Host - Fay Roberts Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman  Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM   Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    26 min
  3. Situationally Comedic Persons #10: Special Announcement

    7 May

    Situationally Comedic Persons #10: Special Announcement

    "Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming. Attention Foundation employees. Special announcement incoming!" Transcript: Patrons Mar 8-14 Ansem Williams, melanie, Michael, JaeJae, Oliver Belanger, Vicktor Eklund, Tysharn Thomas, Marin, Christian Cobb, and Jacklyn Coles Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Teddy - David Ault Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein Announcement - Rebekah McLoughlin   Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Dana Creasman Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen   Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    23 min
  4. Situationally Comedic Persons #8: Missed Communications

    23 Apr

    Situationally Comedic Persons #8: Missed Communications

    “He's been acting weird, and...I think he likes me.” Content Warnings: Intoxication. Transcript Patrons  Patrons Feb 23-28 Winston Ludwig, Laurie Anne, Goku Black, Zach Martin, Loukas, and Sovietcii   Cast & Crew  SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz Script by Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Janice - Kayla Temshiv Rodney - TJ Berry Fren - Erika Sanderson Burt and Kurt - Josh Rubino Burtkurt - Josh Rubino Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Teddy - David Ault Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins David - Chris Harris-Beechey Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Employee 1- Mattie Roi Berger Dr. Manfred - Hannah Schooner Reality TV Host - Bailey Wolfe D-Class  - Mick Wheaton Scientist 1  - Daisy McNamara Dialogue Editor - Dana Creasman Director- Giancarlo Herrera Art - Pacific S. Obadiah Music- Mattie Roi Berger Sound Designer - Hannah Schooner Showrunner - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    25 min
  5. Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month

    16 Apr

    Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month

    "Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!" Transcript   Patrons Feb 6-22 Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten   Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera   Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein Podcast Host - Fay Roberts Cliff Rogers - Josh Rubino Camera Person - Melissa Lusk   Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    27 min
  6. Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous

    2 Apr

    Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous

    "January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..." Transcript Patrons Feb 1 - 7 threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Teddy - David Ault Secretary - Pacific S. Obadiah Operator - Hannah Schooner Mendoza - Rissa Montanez Mama Urt - Josh Rubino Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe Podcast Host - Fay Roberts Elevator - Tal Minear Speedo Man - Derrick Valen Telephone AI - Rebekah McLoughlin Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    33 min
  7. Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts

    26 Mar

    Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts

    "Burt and Kurt underwent the requisite training and security clearance and quickly became one of this site's greatest investments. Eventually, the Director cut down the entire Record and Information Management Specialists department down to just Burt and Kurt." Transcript Patrons Jan 22 - Jan 31 Rodney Brooks, LeafedFox, meli, MiniZuvy, Cat Holtz, XDWolfie, Non thapat, xGoblin, Stephanie Storm, LanceDraconfire, Karl Smyth, BubblyGreenBubbles, Claudia Alvarez, Wingman Wingo, and Carlie Cast & Crew SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino Janice - Kayla Temshiv Teddy - David Ault Fren - Erika Sanderson Rodney - TJ Berry Holmwood - Jordan Cobb Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano Jack - Brandon P. Jenkins Interviewer - Marquiz Moore Employee 1 - Mattie roi Berger Mama Urt - Josh Rubino Little Timmy - Tal Minear Crowd of Children - Melissa Lusk, Tal Minear, and B. Narr   Art by Pacific S. Obadiah Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner Sound Design - Hannah Schooner Directing by Giancarlo Herrera Showruning - Daisy McNamara Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah Executive Producer - Tom Owen Presented by Bloody FM www.Bloody-Disgusting.com www.SCParchives.com   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archivesInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/ Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social Discord:  https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com   Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    37 min

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Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files. New episodes weekly. * * * Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki

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