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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 15 HR AGO ·  VIDEO

    Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal adventures continue as Abbey and Peter settle into holiday life with VERY mixed results. Peter gives us the dramatic rundown after suffering a painful defeat on the tennis court while Abbey reveals she’s been volunteering at an incredible animal rescue centre in the Algarve and may have fallen in love with another dog… again. Elsewhere, Pete finally gets his hands on Abbey’s GCSE certificates after years of doubting her straight A claims, but is he convinced they’re actually real?! We also dive into some absolutely bizarre conspiracy theories involving Flat Earth believers, robot birds, AI taking over the world and whether Bill Gates is secretly behind EVERYTHING. In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose mother-in-law keeps secretly rearranging her house and another who’s completely horrified by her husband’s “helicopter” habits after showering… If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:05 Pete’s Brutal Tennis Defeat 04:35 Abbey’s Emotional Animal Rescue Story 10:20 Abbey’s “Straight A” GCSE Results Exposed 13:35 Abbey’s Secret Pop Star Dreams 14:05 “Blue Jobs” & Relationship Rules 15:00 Portugal Reset & Family Time 15:30 Would You Rather: Meet Dave 17:20 Mother-In-Law House Drama 20:10 The Helicopter Husband Confession 23:20 Reuniting With A School Bully 25:55 Conspiracy Theory Special Begins 26:20 “Birds Aren’t Real” Debate 27:55 Bill Gates & Tick Conspiracies 29:10 Flat Earth Theory Explained 32:40 AI Is Taking Over The World 33:15 Abbey Has Never Owned A Laptop 34:05 Was The Moon Landing Fake?! 35:55 Pete Questions Space Travel 39:30 Final Conspiracy Thoughts 50:20 Wrapping Up To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy/ Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    50 min

  2. 5 DAYS AGO ·  VIDEO

    Peter Crouch: “I Didn’t Sign Up For This” — Home Style Debate

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re back for another Ask Me Anything and things get unexpectedly heated… over PAINT. Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into a listener dilemma about kitchen colours, which quickly spirals into a full-blown debate on Abbey’s obsession with the infamous “bone” shade. From “50 shades of bone” to Peter questioning his entire marriage contract, it’s chaos from the start. Abbey leans into her interior design expertise, dropping surprisingly detailed recommendations (and proving she definitely knows her stuff), while Peter isn’t entirely convinced—especially when talk turns to gold floral wallpaper and dream living rooms. The pair clash over style, money, and what really matters when building a home, leading to a deeper conversation about whether a house is just a house… or something much more meaningful. Plus, the gang answer your questions on relationships, from navigating design disagreements with your partner to planning the perfect 15-year anniversary without breaking the bank—featuring some seriously tempting travel tips (Greece might be calling…). Expect laughs, honesty, and a glimpse into how differently couples can see the same life decisions. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:20 Kitchen Colour Dilemma & “Bone” Debate 05:30 Abbey’s Interior Design Tips 07:30 Dream Home Disagreements 09:45 Passion vs “High Maintenance” 10:45 What Makes a House a Home? 12:10 Beds, Sleep & Luxury Must-Haves 13:00 15-Year Anniversary Dilemma 14:00 Budget Travel & Greece Recommendations 18:00 Relationships, Marriage & What Matters 23:00 Final Thoughts & Outro To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    26 min

  3. 5 MAY ·  VIDEO

    You Had Fun? Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal trip rolls on as the gang battle through hangovers, questionable decisions and some seriously strong opinions on relationships. After a heavy night, the boys are feeling it as they dive into everything from airport pints and junk food cravings to the strange “punishment” dynamic that can creep into relationships after having a bit too much fun. Things quickly spiral into one of the funniest and most chaotic ick discussions yet – including a barber chair moment that might just be the greatest ick of all time. The team also tackle your dilemmas, from navigating life after a breakup to whether giving your ex money after winning the lottery makes you a terrible person… or just a decent human being. Plus, in Am I The A**hole, things get heated as the group debate workplace drama, relationship boundaries and the fine line between banter and going too far. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction / Hangover Fallout 01:42 Service Station Food & Matcha Rant 04:04 Bovril, Football & Stadium Rules 06:28 Random Chat & Set-Up 07:05 You Had Fun? Now You’re Punished 10:15 Listener Messages Begin 10:46 Barber Chair Story (All-Time Moment) 13:40 “That’s What I Do” & Tangents 16:22 Agony Ab: Newly Single Advice 19:50 Transition / Segment Change 20:00 Am I The A**hole Returns 20:31 Lottery Win & Ex-Wife Drama 23:50 Debate: Is He In The Wrong? 25:45 “Tig Bitties” Story 28:15 Naming Kids & Inappropriate Jokes 28:20 Workplace Drama: Slim vs Chunky 32:00 Body Comments Debate 34:30 Escalation / Final Thoughts on Topic To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    48 min

  4. 30 APR ·  VIDEO

    Abbey and Peter Reveal Why Food Abroad Tastes Better | Ask Me Anything!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal Series continues with another chaotic Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter answer your questions and accidentally reveal some huge family plans. The couple open up about deciding to move house after ten years, why they’re ready for a fresh chapter, and Abbey’s dream of more land, animals, growing vegetables and creating the ultimate family home. Peter also gives his honest take on Abbey wanting what sounds suspiciously like a private compound. Elsewhere, the pair discuss dream homes, luxury interiors, tattoos, terrible cooking disasters and why men simply cannot resist touching things as they walk past them. There’s also a touching message from a listener whose week was made easier during a difficult hospital stay thanks to the podcast. Expect laughs, honesty, relationship chaos and classic Therapy Crouch energy throughout. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 00:45 Easter Bunny Chaos 03:10 We’re Moving House 04:30 Abbey’s Compound Plan 06:00 Why Food Tastes Better Abroad 09:00 Cooking Disaster Stories 13:00 Tattoos Debate 16:20 Dream Home Must-Haves 18:35 Emotional Listener Message To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    20 min

  5. 28 APR ·  VIDEO

    Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for part two of their sunny getaway, but there’s no peace and quiet in sight. Abbey wastes no time exposing Peter for turning the family holiday into a full-blown sports tour, with golf, paddle, football and post-match beers all somehow making the itinerary ahead of family time. Peter, naturally, insists it’s all part of his passion for sport. The couple then get into a surprisingly honest and hilarious debate about why football brings men together so easily, and whether women have anything that creates the same kind of instant bond. Peter reflects on his emotional return to Liverpool for the Legends match and why sport has always been his escape, while Abbey explains exactly why golf sends her over the edge. Later on, things descend into total chaos with a Portugal-themed quiz involving capitals, custard tarts and some wildly confident wrong answers. Sunshine, arguments, emotional moments and complete nonsense… just another day on The Therapy Crouch. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit Plus, more holiday dilemmas, in this episode Abbey and Pete welcome back listeners Lana and Jeanette, to help them plan their TUI holiday. Booking T&Cs apply. ATOL and ABTA protected. https://www.tui.co.uk/ 00:00 Introduction 03:00 Peter’s Injury & Competitive Nature 08:40 Why Liverpool Means So Much 14:03 Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Holiday Behaviour 16:25 Why Men Bond Over Football 27:21 Abbey vs Peter On Golf 30:43 Sport & Mental Health 32:18 “Look… It’s Dusk” Chaos 45:14 The Portugal Quiz Begins 51:00 Capitals Challenge Meltdown 54:58 Outro To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    55 min

  6. 23 APR ·  VIDEO

    The First Portugal Episode Gets VERY Honest

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and the team kick off the very first special Portugal Series with a chaotic Ask Me Anything episode from sunny Portugal. What starts as a simple Q&A quickly turns into classic Therapy Crouch madness as the gang discuss holiday packing disasters, bringing 12 suitcases but somehow forgetting the essentials, and the reality of family life abroad. Abbey and Peter also get brutally honest about parenting four children, whether boys are harder work than girls, and how they divide the madness of school runs, clubs and everyday family life. Abbey gives a rare insight into what her work days actually look like, from shoots and brand deals to juggling home life and total chaos behind the scenes. Elsewhere, the team debate why the phrase “body count” is one of the worst modern terms around, reveal their funniest relationship banter, and somehow end up discussing underwear, dressing gowns and karaoke. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or AMA question for the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction From Portugal 07:03 We Brought 12 Cases… Forgot Everything 08:32 Are Boys Harder Than Girls? Parenting Four Kids Chaos 12:11 Why “Body Count” Is The Worst Term Ever 17:30 Listener Game Gets Out Of Control 18:30 Tyson & Paris Fury Singing Reaction 21:07 What Does Abbey Actually Do? Honest Answer 23:16 School Runs, Clubs & Real Family Life To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    25 min

  7. 21 APR ·  VIDEO

    Love, Sleep & Saying “No”! Abbey and Peter Clash Over Relationship Habits, Parenting & Dream Days!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with their usual mix of honesty, chaos and laugh-out-loud moments as they dive into the realities of relationships and family life. Things kick off with Abbey’s “weekly whine” as she calls out Peter’s inability to say “no”—leading to confusing messages, overcomplicated situations and a few relationship frustrations. Peter hits back, claiming he’s just trying not to offend people, sparking a relatable debate about communication styles in relationships. We also hear about a disastrous night’s sleep thanks to Abbey’s beloved Calm app, as Peter reveals how a relaxing meditation voice actually leaves him wide awake. From there, things spiral into bedtime chaos after the pair fall asleep watching TV and wake up to a completely different (and slightly traumatic) show. The conversation turns more heartfelt as they discuss Mother’s Day, expectations around appreciation, and whether love should be shown every day rather than saved for special occasions. Plus, they open up about the realities of parenting—juggling kids of different ages, losing their weekends, and finding ways to keep the whole family entertained. Later in the episode, Abbey plans Peter’s ultimate dream day—from luxury holidays to golf and unrealistic travel plans—before things take a hilarious turn in the kitchen as they argue over how to properly make a jacket potato. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:45 Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” – “You Can’t Say No” 04:10 Easter Trip Chaos & The New Puppy 06:40 “This Ruined My Sleep” – Calm App Disaster 08:40 Falling Asleep To TV Gone Wrong 12:15 Mother’s Day Debate – Are These Days Overrated? 14:45 Parenting Reality – Weekends Aren’t Ours 16:45 One-on-One Time With Kids 18:40 Holiday Arguments & Relationship Dynamics 19:50 Peter’s Dream Day Planned 24:00 Food Preferences & Relationship Compromises 27:15 Jacket Potato Cooking Debate To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    40 min

  8. 16 APR ·  VIDEO

    “That Crossed The Line” This Message Changes Everything | Ask Me Anything!

    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Gaz are back answering your dilemmas and things get very real, very quickly. The gang react to a shocking message between a boyfriend and his coworker that has Abbey firmly calling it out as cheating, while Pete questions whether there’s any grey area at all. It sparks a heated debate on boundaries, flirting and when it’s time to walk away. We also hear an incredible proposal story involving a surprise appearance in Rio that feels straight out of a film, before Abbey and Pete share their honest advice on weddings, relationships and what actually matters after years together. Elsewhere, there’s plenty of chaos as the team unpack “icks,” awkward public fails, and the moments that can instantly change how you see your partner. From heroic saves to total disasters, it’s safe to say not everyone comes out looking good… If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:30 Packing Chaos 06:15 Coworker Message Drama 08:00 “That’s Cheating” Debate 11:30 Surprise Rio Proposal 14:20 Wedding Advice 17:30 Grindr Dilemma 20:30 Cheating vs Identity 22:00 Public “Ick” Moment 24:00 Hero vs Fail 27:00 The “Ick” Debate 30:00 Final Thoughts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    32 min
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Channel
    Marvellous
  • Creator
    Tall or Nothing
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    285
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Therapy Crouch
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    The Therapy Crouch

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