Simulationship

Simulationship

Discussing the simulation.

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  1. HACE 2 DÍAS

    The 1995 Timeline & Healing Your Digital Aura (with Encarta) | Simulationship Ep. 11

    [A comedy sketch and satire parodying toxic manifestation culture, spiritual life coaches, and new-age wellness podcasts.] Welcome back to the sanctuary, my beautiful, multidimensional light-beings. I am Aether (formerly known by my 3D government name, Kevin, before I energetically rebranded to evade the IRS). In today’s audio transmission, we are doing a hard reboot of your soul's operating system. I recently traveled to a vintage energy-healer (a Goodwill in the arts district) and manifested a sacred, uncorrupted artifact: Microsoft Encarta '95. The modern internet is an anxious, tracking-obsessed trap. It literally has an anxious-preoccupied attachment style. But Encarta? Encarta is locked in a perfect, frozen state of 1995 consciousness. Listen closely as we consult the retro-oracle, restore Pluto to its full planetary sovereignty, and do deep shadow-work in the MindMaze dungeon. Take a breath. Unclench your attachment to chronological time. Let the low-res audio frequencies heal you. Namaste. ✨ ✨ CHAKRA ALIGNMENT CHAPTERS ✨ Clearing the cookies of your soul's browser Why the 3D internet has an anxious attachment style Activating the sacred CD-ROM portal (ASMR) Why Pluto is still a planet in the 5D reality Doing shadow-work in the Encarta MindMaze dungeon Boundaries, text messages, and medieval carrier pigeons My $22,000 Invisible Masterclass (Enrollment Open!) 💸 JOIN MY INVISIBLE MASTERCLASS:"The 56K Modem of the Soul: Dialing Up Your Divine Purpose."Please note: There are no PDFs, worksheets, or actual content. I will simply project the curriculum into the stratosphere. To enroll, close your eyes and telepathically beam your credit card details into my energy field. I accept Visa, Mastercard, and pure, unconditional delusion. 🌟 ENERGETIC EXCHANGE:If this frequency resonated with you, please leave a 5-star review on the astral plane (and on Spotify). Do not leave a written review; words are a dense 3D construct. Just tap the stars.

    15 min
  2. HACE 3 DÍAS

    The Dark Reason Women Were Forced to Work | Simulationship Ep. 9

    [A comedy sketch and satire parodying trad-wife content, homesteading influencers, and extreme traditionalist podcasts.] Welcome back to the homestead, mamas! 🌾 Today we are having a beautiful, slow-living morning. I’ll show you how to make gut-healing beef bone broth, feed a sourdough starter, and fold organic linen aprons.But as we do our chores, we also need to have a serious chat about the dark history of the American education system, the Ford Foundation, and the real reason the elites pushed the 19th Amendment. (Hint: It wasn't about liberating women, it was about the Federal Reserve, doubling the taxable labor force, and stripping away our legal protections).Grab a warm cup of raw, unpasteurized milk and let's dive into the hidden history they don't teach you in their compulsory public schools! Don't forget to like and subscribe for more traditional family values and off-grid survival tips! ✨👇 In this video:- Slow morning routine & Gut-healing bone broth recipe- Why public schools are a psychological prison camp- Folding organic linen & The Rockefeller infiltration- The dark truth about "Gender Studies" and modern feminism- Feeding my sourdough starter! 🥖- The Federal Reserve and the 19th Amendment Scam- The Anti-Suffragist movement & lost legal protections- Why we drink raw milk to resist the matrix🔗 Links:📖 Download my PDF Guide: How to Legally Secede from the Grid & Make Sourdough🕯️ Shop my handmade beef tallow candles#TradWife #Homesteading #19thAmendment #HiddenHistory

    9 min

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Discussing the simulation.