Brittonic Stories

The Happy Family
  • 0.0 (0)
  • COMEDY FICTION

Short Audio things from the United Kingdoms

Episodes

  1. Lets make a Cuntry and Western Album

    4 DAYS AGO

    Lets make a Cuntry and Western Album

    An American Album for the world.  Track List In God we ThrustStraits of hummusAmerica 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4thMan o ManoshpereWhisper in the MallDumb Headed EagleRed and White striped-Necked Pete Heg Gonna Win Wars BETTER!Hail Poly Markets I want to bet on a nuclear bomb being dropped by uncle ClementineDon't Play with my JDPOTUS Wears a Man Diaper but He Can't Love Khamenei  All lyrics Human. Music and Voices by Machines based on peopleSound Effects BBC. Ellevenlabs. YouTube

    9 min
  2. The Serious and the Smirk

    10/02/2025

    The Serious and the Smirk

    A short story about a portrait artist and his remote sitter. I think I’ll start with yellow—ochre, French ultramarine, cobalt, and deep blue. But not you, transparent maroon. I hate you.  Sound Effects from bbc.co.uk – © copyright [2025] BBC https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/

    8 min
  3. The Gammon King

    09/02/2025

    The Gammon King

    Hark! Thou speaketh falsely, aged simpleton... 'Tis naught but folly, this tale of the Gammon King. No monarch of rosy hue shall emerge as our salvation. Mine own faith resteth in the turning of seasons and the vastness of the cosmos. The ancient cycles be my only myths. Away with thee, thou addlepated jester! Sound Effects from bbc.co.uk – © copyright [2025] BBC https://sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/Music by Kevin MacLeod - The Britons

    8 min
  4. The Adventures of Bobby Sprinkles

    07/02/2025

    The Adventures of Bobby Sprinkles

    Bobby Sparkles doesn’t get out much these days—not because he doesn’t want to, but because the world wasn’t built with him in mind. The pavements are cracked, the buses are slow, and the people? Too busy slurping their enormous hot milks to notice a man in a wheelchair trying to cross the road. But when Bobby visits an eccentric engineer with a knack for turning scrap into spectacular, everything changes.  As read by Barry Luck.

    7 min
  • 4 Episodes

About

Short Audio things from the United Kingdoms

Information

  • Creator
    The Happy Family
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    4
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Moving Stairs