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After completing their backlog of unwatched DVDs and Blu Rays, Colin and Thomas branch out into films they've already seen.

  1. The Phoenician Scheme

    1 DAY AGO

    The Phoenician Scheme

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2025 espionage black comedy thriller film, The Phoenician Scheme.Thomas gesticulates and tremblates! Colin does more Animal Rescue! Thomas' Plot Synopses are not to be sniffed at! Monkey!: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_(TV_series) Arthur C. Clarke's short story "The Nine Billion Names of God": https://hex.ooo/library/nine_billion_names_of_god.html You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠ We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises ⁠[HI-CLF-0189]

    46 min
  2. Shaolin Soccer

    5 FEB

    Shaolin Soccer

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2001 Hong Kong sports comedy film, Shaolin Soccer (Chinese: 少林足球). Thomas goes on an Epic Quest! Colin has a massive encounter with some Tasmanian Wildlife! Geeveston's "Gateway", the giant poles of which were supplied by Thomas' Grandfather: https://maps.app.goo.gl/b7o8u7F5kxWxYSwp6 The original 1h48m Cantonese edit is available to watch on SBS On Demand in Australia, returning 19 minutes (Including bloopers) to the English Dub that Thomas and Colin Watched. You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠ Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠ We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/ ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises ⁠[HI-CLF-0188]

    30 min
  3. F9

    22 JAN

    F9

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2021 American action film, F9.Thomas misses out on Ice Cream at MIT. Colin witnesses a mass beaching event, and is contaged with a strange icthyoviral enplaguenation. Ice cream maker still sweet on MIT: https://news.mit.edu/2007/toscanini Exquisite corpse: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exquisite_corpse You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠ We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises ⁠[HI-CLF-0187]

    41 min
  4. Misery

    15 JAN

    Misery

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1990 American psychological horror thriller film, Misery.Thomas has a catastrophic Christmas Eve. Colin loses his non-existent notes. That's nice. Sand Seal, Delivered: https://pulsetasmania.com.au/news/giant-sand-sculpture-of-neil-the-seal-appears-on-bellerive-beach/ THIS! THIS was the meme music Colin is now sure came from Misery's Soundtrack!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIiTKLe83Ic&t=154s The International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO)  recognises Ingenuity helicopter's flight on Mars. https://canadacommons.ca/artifacts/28283167/icao-assigns-codes-to-first-flight-on-another-planet/29183020/ You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠ We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises ⁠[HI-CLF-0186]

    45 min
  5. Die Hard

    18/12/2025

    Die Hard

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1988 American action (Christmas) film, Die Hard.Thomas is a published writer (again!) He has a sour, fig-filled ending to this year's highly controversial Advent of Code.  Colin wrestles with technology, and realises upon re-listening to Thomas' plot synopsis that it was, indeed, sourced from where he said it was. How the lyrics REALLY go: https://youtu.be/vgiDcJi534Y Thomas Chick's submission to the Joint Standing Committee on Electoral Matters' Inquiry into the 2025 federal election can be found here, listed as submission 235: https://www.aph.gov.au/Parliamentary_Business/Committees/Joint/Electoral_Matters/2025federalelection/Submissions StarFlight was selected to provide helicopter emergency air services in Tasmania from 12 January 2026. https://tasmaniantimes.com/2025/08/starflight-wins-12-year-aeromedical-contract/ Romancing the Stone End Credits (I'd forgotten they cheated a bit at the end!): https://youtu.be/ALKFpuCzEMw Here We Come A-wassailing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_We_Come_A-wassailing You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠ We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises ⁠[HI-CLF-0185]

    41 min
  6. Crimson Tide

    11/12/2025

    Crimson Tide

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 1995 American submarine action thriller film, Crimson Tide.Thomas talks in code. He creates a Tachyon Splitter and has a décor emergency.  Colin offers his particular set of skills to assist, and gets the response he deserves. The Deranged Cat Studios experiences Paranormal Activity! ERRATA: Colin kept referring to Parkrun as a "Race". It is a RUN, not a RACE. A quick Google certainly shows that Colin isn't the only one seeing a Fail Safe/Crimson Tide similarity. Learn more about the good ol' SAT Solver Z3: https://theory.stanford.edu/~nikolaj/programmingz3.html You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠ We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises ⁠[HI-CLF-0184]

    42 min
  7. Hobbs & Shaw

    04/12/2025

    Hobbs & Shaw

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2019 American buddy action comedy film, Hobbs & Shaw (also known as Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw).Thomas swindles Colin out of a Boysenberry Choc Top. He becomes a Pastafarian. Colin tells a furphy.  Thomas' tablet is possessed by Bacterial Poltergeists. Colin gets obsessively caught up with trying to "Universal Translator" this episode. Colin was NOT imagining Chris Evan's fisherman sweater: https://ktslowcloset.com/2019/12/11/knit-the-look-the-knives-out-fisherman-sweater/ You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠ We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises ⁠[HI-CLF-0183]

    38 min
  8. The Amateur (2025)

    27/11/2025

    The Amateur (2025)

    This week, Thomas and Colin watch the 2025 American action thriller film, The Amateur. Is this week's episode "Short and Sweet" or "Short and Sour"? Thomas gets into a lather and has to hose off.  Colin is savagely attacked, and plunges into waters unknown (and cold!) Thomas foolishly tries to alter the format. Today's secret word is tergiversate. Macquarie Harbour is Australia's second largest natural harbour, after Port Phillip Bay in Victoria. This vast waterway is six times the size of Sydney Harbour.  "The West Coast of Tasmania is a brutally beautiful, but savagely "don't turn your back on me, Scar" unforgiving place. It tried to eat me! " -Colin You can find us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/HiHelloProd⁠ Or on Facebook: ⁠https://facebook.com/groups/203356711462052⁠ We use My Movies to keep track of our DVD and Blu Ray collection, and highly recommend it: ⁠https://mymovies.dk/ ⁠Thomas very occasionally posts standalone movie-based audio to his podcast Uninhibited Meat Noises: ⁠https://anchor.fm/meatnoises ⁠[HI-CLF-0182]

    31 min
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After completing their backlog of unwatched DVDs and Blu Rays, Colin and Thomas branch out into films they've already seen.

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    Hi Hello Productions
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    192
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