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Join the Cynical Schlock crew as we subject ourselves to the worst films we can find and share our honest, humorous reviews with you. From B-movies to straight-to-DVD releases, no movie is too terrible for us to tackle. Tune in every week for a new episode filled with laughs and movie-watching mayhem. Whether you're a fan of bad cinema or just looking for a good time, Cynical Schlock has something for you. Join us and let the schlock begin!

  1. Episode 17: Meatballs Part II (1984)

    30/04/2023

    Episode 17: Meatballs Part II (1984)

    In this episode, we take a trip down memory lane with "Meatballs Part II," the 1984 comedy classic directed by Ken Wiederhorn. Join us as we revisit the hijinks and shenanigans of Camp Sasquatch, where the young and old come together for some summer fun. From the pranks to the romance to the iconic musical performances, we dissect every scene and share our thoughts on why this movie still holds up after all these years. Whether you're a fan of '80s comedies or just looking for a good laugh, this episode is for you. So grab your bug spray, put on your best camp counselor uniform, and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of "Meatballs Part II." As always, you can find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all your favorite podcast platforms. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @followthesquatch and on Facebook at Cynical Schlock. And if you have any feedback or suggestions for future episodes, feel free to reach out to us at cspCast@gmail.com. Thanks for listening! Special thanks to Psychostick for our theme song "Obey the Beard." Lorelei's Lullaby” Ryan Creep - YouTube Song -

    35 min
  2. Episode 16: SCHLOCK! (1973)

    05/04/2023

    Episode 16: SCHLOCK! (1973)

    Get ready for some bananas fun in this week's episode of our podcast! 🍌🎬 We watched "Schlock," a 1973 horror-comedy film that is pure schlock from start to finish. Directed by John Landis and starring Saul Kahan, Joseph Piantadosi, and Don Weisberg, this low-budget movie follows a prehistoric ape named Schlock as it goes on a rampage through a small town, leaving chaos and destruction in its wake. Join us as we discuss the wacky humor, cheesy special effects, and overall schlockiness of this cult classic. From the over-the-top gore to the corny one-liners, there's no shortage of entertainment in this B-movie gem. Whether you're a fan of horror-comedy films, B-movies, or just love bananas (we had to sneak that in there!), you won't want to miss this episode. Tune in now to hear our full review and analysis. special thanks to Psychostick for our theme song "Obey the Beard." Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube Song -

    32 min
  3. Episode 15: Bunnyman Massacre (2014)

    22/03/2023

    Episode 15: Bunnyman Massacre (2014)

    In this episode of our podcast, we watched "Bunnyman 2" (also known as "Bunnyman Massacre"), a 2014 slasher movie directed by Carl Lindbergh and written by Lindbergh and Matthew Albrecht. Despite the promising premise of a serial killer wearing a bunny mask, we found ourselves disappointed and frustrated with this film. Join our hosts as they break down every moment of this forgettable horror movie. From the overlong scenes to the gore effects, we leave no stone unturned in our quest to find any redeeming qualities in this schlocky mess. While our hosts acknowledge that the acting was perhaps the best aspect of the movie, they still found it difficult to remain engaged with the story for its runtime. The lackluster plot and poor execution left them feeling bored and frustrated, with little to hold their interest. If you're just joining us, be sure to check out our previous episodes from Season 1, and don't forget to follow us on Instagram @followthesquatch and on Facebook at Cynical Schlock. You can also reach us at cspCast@gmail.com or visit our website at https://linktr.ee/cspcast. special thanks to Psychostick for our theme song "Obey the Beard." Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube Song -

    35 min
  4. Episode 14: The Toxic Avenger! (1984)

    08/03/2023

    Episode 14: The Toxic Avenger! (1984)

    This week on Cynical Schlock, we're taking a deep dive into the 1984 Troma classic, "The Toxic Avenger." But that's not all – Last week, we had the opportunity to meet the director of the film, Lloyd Kaufman, and we'll be discussing that experience on this episode. Join us as we explore the twisted world of "The Toxic Avenger," directed by Michael Herz and Lloyd Kaufman, and starring Mitch Cohen, Andree Maranda, and Mark Torgl. We'll be discussing everything from the film's campy humor to its outrageous violence, and sharing our thoughts on whether this movie is worth a watch. So grab your popcorn and get ready for a wild ride as we delve into the bizarre world of "The Toxic Avenger" with Cynical Schlock. And don't forget to leave us a review and let us know what you thought of the episode! To get in touch with us, you can reach out via email at cspCast@gmail.com, or visit our website at https://linktr.ee/cspcast. As always, we want to give credit where credit is due, and thank the band Psychostick for their awesome opening theme music, "Obey the Beard,"

    45 min

  5. 15/02/2023

    Episode 13: Bloodz Vs Wolvez (2006)

    In this episode, we dive into Season 2 by reviewing "Bloodz Vs Wolvez," a 2006 horror film that pits werewolves against vampires in a battle for survival. Written and directed by Zachary Snygg, this low-budget movie is a cheesy and over-the-top affair that has become a cult classic in its own right. Join our hosts as they break down every cringeworthy moment of this forgettable horror movie. From the terrible acting to the low-budget special effects, we leave no stone unturned in our quest to find the silver lining in this schlocky mess. If you're just joining us, be sure to check out our previous episodes from Season 1, and don't forget to follow us on Instagram @followthesquatch and on Facebook at Cynical Schlock. You can also reach us at cspCast@gmail.com or visit our website at https://linktr.ee/cspcast. Finally, special thanks to Psychostick for our theme song "Obey the Beard." Horror Song (Music Box, Piano & Symphony) „Lorelei's Lullaby” (2) Ryan Creep - YouTube Song -

    40 min

  6. 10/02/2023

    Episode 12: Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

    This week, we're diving into the 1988 film "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." Join us as we explore the plot, characters, and special effects of this campy cult classic. We'll discuss the movie, and share our thoughts on whether or not it's worth watching. So grab some popcorn and get ready for a wild ride as we delve into the wacky world of "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" with Cynical Schlock. And don't forget to leave us a review and let us know what you thought of the episode! Directed by Stephen Chiodo Written by Charles Chiodo, Stephen Chiodo, and Edward Chiodo Starring Grant Cramer, Suzanne Snyder, John Allen Nelson, and John Vernon CYNICAL SCHLOCK Contact Information: Email: cspCast@gmail.com Website: https://linktr.ee/cspcast Let's give credit where credit is due: The opening theme music for this episode is "Obey the Beard" by @psychostick. "Birthday Bitches" by Insane Clown Posse

    52 min
  7. Episode 11: Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)

    01/02/2023

    Episode 11: Surf Nazis Must Die (1987)

    Get ready to hit the waves and fight some Surf Nazis, because the first episode of season two of Cynical Schlock is finally here! Join us as we dive into the 1987 film "Surf Nazis Must Die." This campy cult classic tells the story of a group of surfers who terrorize a beach community, only to be faced with retaliation from the grandmother of one of their victims. In this episode, we'll discuss the plot, characters, and special effects of "Surf Nazis Must Die." We'll share our thoughts on the themes and messages of the movie, and whether or not it's worth watching. And to top it off, we have a brand new opening theme from the one and only @psychostick - "Obey the Beard" - to get you pumped up for each episode. So grab your surfboards and get ready for a wild ride on the waves of "Surf Nazis Must Die" with Cynical Schlock. Don't forget to leave us a review and let us know what you thought of the film! Director Peter George Writers Peter George Jon Ayre CYNICAL SCHLOCK social media and contact info: Instagram: @followthesquatch Facebook: Cynical Schlock Email: cspCast@gmail.com Website: https://linktr.ee/cspcast Let's give credit where credit is due: The opening theme music for this episode is "Obey the Beard" by @psychostick

    35 min
  8. Episode 10: Jack Frost (1997)

    31/12/2022

    Episode 10: Jack Frost (1997)

    In this episode of Cynical Schlock, we review the horror movie Jack Frost. Follow the story of a serial killer who, after being covered in toxic waste, is transformed into a murderous snowman. Will he be stopped before he kills again? Tune in to find out what we thought of this chilling film. Join us as we discuss the plot, characters, and special effects of Jack Frost. We'll also share our thoughts on the themes and messages of the movie, and whether or not it's worth watching. So grab your blankets and hot cocoa, and get ready for a spooky episode of Cynical Schlock. Don't forget to leave us a review and let us know what you thought of the film! Director Michael Cooney Writers Jeremy Paige(story) Michael Cooney(story) Stars Scott MacDonald Christopher Allport Stephen Mendel CYNICAL SCHLOCK social media and contact info Instagram:  @followthesquatch Facebook: Cynical Schlock Email: cspCast@gmail.com Website: https://linktr.ee/cspcast ......Let's give credit where credit is Due...... Happy New Year Everyone! - Animal Crossing New Horizons "Zombie Chase" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Author: Kevin MacLeod Website -Royalty Free Music (incompetech.com)

    52 min
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Join the Cynical Schlock crew as we subject ourselves to the worst films we can find and share our honest, humorous reviews with you. From B-movies to straight-to-DVD releases, no movie is too terrible for us to tackle. Tune in every week for a new episode filled with laughs and movie-watching mayhem. Whether you're a fan of bad cinema or just looking for a good time, Cynical Schlock has something for you. Join us and let the schlock begin!

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  • Creator
    Cynical Schlock
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2023
  • Episodes
    17
  • Rating
    Explicit
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