Tomato Is a Fruit

Luke Hand

just some bants every now and again..

  1. 07/08/2022

    064 - The Hour-long Extravaganza!

    I could only make up 12.5 minutes, unfortunately. Sorry! :) Paratha ad. Alec Baldwin, 4th wall. Posit: preemptive sexual contact with animals in a structured and comprehensive way, as a way of identifying the next pandemic before it happens. Bitter melon chunk. Hyothetical PSA: especially dont fuck these animals. Nobody; my horny ass. Hydrangeras are the only species of plant that literally has sex. Spicy food to a baby. Middle-of-the-night thirst hits different. Play ep - 064 - The Hour-Long Extravaganza!

  2. 13/06/2022

    063 - Right-o

    Theme. Babes and bedlamites. “I’m a Good Guy” b-side voice memo (lmk if you wanna work on this song together online). Seaside segment. Neighbours hate me ;). Right-toe. Weather. Cross about jelly. “Puffy jackets.” Closing thoughts. Mental health stigma. Credits. Play 063 - Right-o (audio, 9.3MB)

  3. 26/05/2022

    062 - The One with the Controversial Transphobic Chunk

    COFFEE live broadcast on Triple R FM. I can be very petty 1 (buried with the bottle). Weird people’s licence plates. I can be very petty 2 (industry frenemies affectionately call me “Tom” as in Tom Petty). Netflix sizzle reel application: the controversial transphobic chunk. Mugs outro. Play ep (mp3 link, 6.6 MB)

  4. 22/05/2022

    061 - G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it 😏

    Bands renamed as eye movements. “G.I. Jane 2 - can’t wait to see it.” “Something came up” pick-up line. ▶ Ep 061 (mp3 link, 4MB)

  5. 25/04/2022

    060 - Grace

    Kate > Meghan. Directions trope. 69 Shades. Doh-nuts! “I love dogs!” Play ep 60! [mp3 link]

  6. 05/12/2021

    059 - Gaspar “Tio” Puch-Tzek

    Monday 29th August, 2011 had been a perfect San Francisco day - a high of 68º F, clear skies with passing cloud. I was on a once-in-a-lifetime trip with one of the loves of my life, and we had spent that day in the Mission district, wandering around, drinking Four Loco, and without a care in the world. The rest of the week would be spent busily sight-seeing, shopping, dining, and making many memories that I will forever hold as some of the happiest in my life. But when I jolted awake in our hotel room shortly after midnight to the sound of gun fire, a completely innocent man’s life had been snuffed out for no reason just a couple of short blocks away. This is the story of the murder of Gaspar Puch-Tzek. Play ep 059 - Gaspar “Tio” Puch-Tzek.

  7. 18/11/2021

    058 - Shel-LACKING

    noun shellacking. shel·​lack·​ing | \ shə-ˈla-kiŋ | Definition of shellacking: a decisive defeat : DRUBBING Synonyms: beating, defeat, drubbing, licking, loss, lump, overthrow, plastering, rout, trimming, trouncing, whipping. Antonyms: success, triumph, victory, win. https://p0.f0.n0.cdn.getcloudapp.com/items/OAuGlQWL/7ee10d8d-dd81-4b87-a84d-976b70da68bd.mp3 Play ep: https://p0.f0.n0.cdn.getcloudapp.com/items/OAuGlQWL/7ee10d8d-dd81-4b87-a84d-976b70da68bd.mp3

  8. 13/10/2021

    057 - Rat-f****d by My Own Largesse Again, Naturally

    Free Solo filmmakers are back. Ad without the word ‘deadly’ in it. Long story-short re being rat-f****d by my own largesse again. 🔊 Play 057 - Rat-fucked…

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just some bants every now and again..

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  • Creator
    Luke Hand
  • Years Active
    2013 - 2022
  • Episodes
    19
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    Tomato Is a Fruit