Fang Theory

Paige Prudhon and Hannah Xu

A Twilight fan podcast where we take the mechanics of the Twilight world seriously and justify them using real world science

  1. 01/12/2022

    Into Our Little Piece of Forever

    For one last time, we reflect on our time hosting Fang Theory, be our usual silly goofy selves, and visit the Twilight universe together. We hope you enjoyed it, and thank you for any precious moments you've spent with us. Socials (where we will still periodically post memes and updates): Instagram Twitter Donate: Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fundraiser Our intro and outro music: In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910) An update for any concerned listeners: Paige and Hannah have since acquired Taylor tickets and will be seeing her together :) Links: Paige's article about falling in love with Twilight (again) Big Joel and autonomy in Twilight My favorite Phoebe Bridgers tweet And the perfect quote-tweet A little parting gift

  2. 17/11/2022

    I Have Died Everyday Waiting For You…

    Goonies never say die…but vampires sure do. As Hannah so eloquently put it, this is “the last one where we’re not just dicking around.” Tune in to hear how vampires die (and why it’s so hard to kill them) as well as some horrifying real life examples of regeneration in nature, featuring the wackiest goofiest animals. Also, don’t worry. Your liver is always looking out for you. Socials: Instagram Twitter Donate: Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fundraiser Our intro and outro music: In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910) Links: Hydra picture Are Vampires Bald??? (Our hair episode) Our White Whale (Our semen episode) Hammerhead worms Itchy deer antlers Inventor of the pap smear and why it's called that Regeneration overview Regeneration and axolotls Axolotls and human regeneration research Hydras are immortal probably Replantation of digits

  3. 03/11/2022

    There's a Possibility (that New Moon is the Best Movie Soundtrack)

    In a lowkey, silly one, Hannah and Paige make the case that New Moon has the best movie soundtrack in the Twilight franchise, if not in cinema history as they talk about what they love about each song and rank them.  Socials: Instagram Twitter Donate: Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fundraiser Our intro and outro music: In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910) Links: The New Moon Soundtrack White Demon Love Song Here We Go Again Video (by OK Go) The Killers are Mormon (?) Who is Thom Yorke Songs written exclusively for the soundtrack

  4. 13/10/2022

    Paige Croaks

    This week Paige and Hannah go on a little self-indulgent jaunt through the first twilight movie. They talk about their favorite parts, the cinematography moves they thought were brilliant, the decisions they thought were, uh, questionable, and generally have a little silly time. Socials: Instagram Twitter Donate: Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fundraiser Our intro and outro music: In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910) Links: SNL Skit The New Girl episode with Eric Clip 1 (1:00-3:00) Clip 2 (1:55-end) Clip 3 Clip 4 Clip 5 Clip 6

  5. 01/09/2022

    Things Get Hairy

    Paige brings Hannah her favorite and most heinous wig pictures from the entire Twilight series, and Hannah tier ranks them. Heads up, folks, some of these are pretty rough. Socials: Instagram Twitter Donate: Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fundraiser Our intro and outro music: In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910) Links: The doc with all the links to the wigs Paige and Hannah discuss "Who Wears Wigs in Twilight?" "Which actors wore wigs..." "The Wiggiest Hair of the Twilight Franchise" "Good News for Twilight Cast Members: No More Wigs" Interview with Nikki Reed and Elizabeth Reaser Rob on BD Pt 2 Hair "You nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster?!" clip Hannah's Glee tier ranking youtube video reference AHTIFICE! "You think they fooled me, brother?" (starts 2:40) Dakota Fanning's education The most sensual scene in twilight Ariana Grande on hair damage :(

  6. 11/08/2022

    "NO!": A Jaunt Through Midnight Sun

    We humbly present Another Silly One. Basically, Paige walks Hannah through some moments in Midnight Sun and they make fun of Edward a little bit but also generally fawn over how much he loves Bella. It'll be fun, we promise. Socials: Instagram Twitter Donate: Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fundraiser Our intro and outro music: In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910) Links: Feeling lucky?

  7. 28/07/2022

    Hey Biceps!

    Stephanie laid down the gauntlet when she said that vampires can never get stronger or weaker. We answer the challenge this week by explaining how muscles work, grow, and atrophy and how vampires can't do most of those things. Plus, this week turned out to be a culmination of our past episodes in many ways, so if you haven't already, here are a few that we think you should check out! Our White Whale The Real Virus Was the Friends We Made Along the Way You And Me, Baby, Ain't Nothing But Mammals The Gang Gets Hormonal Shine Bright Like a Diamond Donate: Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fundraiser Our intro and outro music: In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910) Links: How the Muscular System Works Muscular System Crashcourse 1 Muscular System Crashcourse 2 Muscular System Crashcourse 3 Intro to muscle growth Muscle growth overview Muscle atrophy overview Why muscle tired :( Big Boy Science™ (muscle atrophy) More Big Boy Science™ (muscle atrophy) EVEN MORE BIG BOY SCIENCE™ (macronutrients) Lactic acid Proteasome inhibitor definition

  8. 14/07/2022

    There are Two Wolves Inside Me, Well One Inside and One Outside (ft. A Special Guest)

    This week, we're back with something a little different: a little more raw and a lot less researched. Paige and Hannah show their uninitiated friend Marissa iconic clips from the Twilight movies and she explains to them what they mean and why they're important. Some highlights include: that Blue-Ass Movie, what Alice and a Puffle from Club Penguin have in common, and Jacob Revealing Himself. CONTENT WARNING: Hannah insisted on explaining the Omega Verse for reasons unknown. Donate: Quileute Move to Higher Ground Fundraiser Our intro and outro music: In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910) Clips Featured: Jacob Is a Wolf She Broke Her Hand. Punching My Face. hey did you get contacts? Jacob Reveals Himself Green is what? GOOD. I wanna be a cowboy, bay-bey it’s la push, baby, la push Movie theater and want me to PUT you in the hospital? you nick-named my daughter

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About

A Twilight fan podcast where we take the mechanics of the Twilight world seriously and justify them using real world science

Information

  • Creator
    Paige Prudhon and Hannah Xu
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    27
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Paige Prudhon and Hannah Xu
  • Show Website
    Fang Theory