Flogs Podcast

Flan and Craig
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Flogs, flog‑adjacent behaviour and the ever‑reliable Flogometer. Each fortnight we unpack the world’s finest acts of floggergy — from everyday nuisances to headline‑level offenders. Sometimes it’s a deep dive on one colossal flog, sometimes it’s a whole category (cheaters, scammers, you know the type). It’s loose, a bit inappropriate, and always out of control. You can be a flog… just don’t be the biggest flog.

  1. 1 DAY AGO

    Pilot Flogs Pt. 1 – OceanGate, Titan & Pilot Disaster Stories

    Flan, Craig Newman and Uncle Tim Floggins discuss the OceanGate Titan implosion, dodgy engineering, pilot stories, submarine disasters, and what happens when people ignore safety warnings. From float plane emergencies to Stockton Rush’s “innovation over regulation” philosophy, this episode is full of dark humour, aviation banter, and absolute flog behaviour. Contains: Dark comedyStrong languageReal-world disaster discussionSources: BBC NewsCNNReutersSmithsonian Magazine

    30 min

  2. 11 MAY

    Can Animals be Flogs? A Scientific Investigation (Not Really)

    This week on Flogs, Flan, Craig and returning menace Uncle Tim Floggins dive into the very serious, very scientific question: Can animals be flogs? Spoiler: Craig says no. Flan says absolutely. Tim is just here for chaos. We cover:• The medieval pig put on trial and hanged in 1386 (“He was dressed in human clothes and publicly hanged and barbecued…” — transcript)• Mary the elephant who was executed by crane• Praying mantises who decapitate their partners mid‑root• The dingo that took Azaria• Monkeys in Bali who steal your sunnies and dignity• The bees that killed Thomas J. Sennett• The stingray that killed Steve Irwin• Harambe, the most controversial gorilla of all time• And a lion who definitely wasn’t Mufasa (Flan, you absolute idiot) Plus:• Tim pitches “Perpetual Puppies,” the worst subscription service ever invented• Craig nominates himself for Flog of the Week• Flan loses the room repeatedly Sources:• 1386 French pig execution — historical accounts of animal trials in medieval Europe• Mary the Elephant (1916) — public execution in Erwin, Tennessee• Praying mantis mating behaviour — documented biological research• Azaria Chamberlain case (1980) — Australian legal history• Bali monkey theft behaviour — behavioural ecology studies• Thomas J. Sennett (1991) — fictional character from My Girl • Steve Irwin stingray incident (2006) — news reports• Harambe (2016) — Cincinnati Zoo incident• Lion death (1994) — fictionalised reference to The Lion King Sources (Spotify)

    24 min

  3. 27 APR

    Party of Flogs ft. the Corey Worthington story you haven't heard

    This episode of Flogs dives into the world’s most chaotic parties — from the real Project X riot in the Netherlands to the legendary rise (and fall) of Corey Worthington. We unpack the A Current Affair interview, the yellow sunnies, the spanner incident, and everything in between. Also in this episode:• Brodley’s biggest flog moment• Craig’s lemon‑through‑the‑window story• Flog of the Week• 7‑Eleven doughnut crimes A chaotic, stupid, very Australian episode.New episodes every two weeks. Sources: Project X Haren (Netherlands, 2012)Wikipedia – “Project X Haren” BBC News – Coverage of the Haren riots (2012) The Guardian – Reporting on the Facebook party riot Dutch News NL – Local reporting on the incident Corey Worthington (Australia) A Current Affair (Nine Network) – Original 2008 interview News.com.au – Articles on Corey Worthington (party, interview, later life) The Age / Sydney Morning Herald – Reporting on the Narre Warren party The Fix (Nine) – Corey Worthington 10‑year follow‑up interview Geelong Advertiser – Reporting on the mobility scooter incident

    33 min

  4. 13 APR

    Deep Fakes: AI Scams, Fake Nudes & the Principal Who Got Framed

    Deepfakes have officially gone feral. This week on Flogs, Flan and Craig dive into the wildest AI‑generated disasters—from dodgy nude‑making apps and malware‑ridden “undress” tools, to the high school principal whose life was blown up by a fake racist audio clip. We also break down the Super Bowl crypto scam that used an AI Donald Trump to convince thousands of people to “double their money,” plus a few personal stories about scams closer to home. To finish, we explore the surprisingly filthy alternate meanings behind “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” AI chaos, scams, stupidity, and a whole lot of laughing at humanity’s downfall. Classic Flogs.

    33 min

  5. 4 APR

    Easter Special: SaveToby.com, Dezi Freeman, Easter Traditions & Bunnings Hacks

    It’s the Flogs Easter Special. Craig returns from the USA with stories from Las Vegas, including a very strange encounter with a street worker. We talk Easter traditions, the rising price of chocolate, weird supermarket behaviour, and the internet legend of SaveToby.com. Plus we discuss the strange culture around Australia’s biggest hardware store. ⚠️ Comedy podcast. Not actual advice.

    49 min

  6. 30 MAR

    Hawaii Holidays, “I Don’t Hold a Hose”, and the Engadine Maccas Rumour | Flogs Podcast

    In this episode of Flogs, Flan and Craig take a deep dive into one of Australia’s most controversial prime ministers: Scott Morrison. From the infamous Hawaii holiday during the 2019–20 bushfires, to the legendary “I don’t hold a hose, mate” comment, and even the infamous Engadine Maccas rumour, nothing is off limits. We break down the moments that defined Morrison’s time in office, including: The bushfire crisis and the Hawaii tripTone-deaf political moments and public gaffesVaccine rollout controversies during COVIDAwkward encounters with AustraliansLeaked texts from fellow politiciansThe bizarre fast-food rumour that refuses to dieThen we decide the most important question of all: Just how big of a flog was Scotty from Marketing? Warning: This podcast contains strong language, satire, and absolutely zero respect for political b******t.

    22 min

  7. 16 MAR

    The Truth About Working at Bunnings

    Flan used to work at Bunnings… and he’s got some stories. In this episode we talk about:• The controversial “bank of hours” staffing system• Complaints from Bunnings suppliers• Whether the famous 10% price guarantee is misleading• What it’s actually like working in the big green shed Plus Craig nominates Australia as Flog of the Week over a bizarre Toyota ad controversy. Is Bunnings a national treasure… or just really good at business? Listen and decide. 📧 Contact: flogspodcast@gmail.com Sources • ABC News – Bunnings bank-of-hours staffing complaints• ABC News – Nursery suppliers accuse Bunnings of unfair contracts• ABC Four Corners – Investigation into Bunnings pricing and home-brand products• Wesfarmers Annual Report – Bunnings financial figures

    34 min

  8. 2 MAR

    Kanye West – Lawsuits, Scandals & the Fall of Yeezy

    Kanye West — legally known as Ye — has faced lawsuits, antisemitism backlash, billion-dollar brand losses, political controversy, and public meltdowns. This episode covers: • Lawsuit from former Yeezy staffer • Hitler/Nazi statements & swastika merch controversy • Adidas cutting ties and net worth collapse • The Taylor Swift 2009 VMAs incident • “Slavery was a choice” interview fallout • Nitrous oxide addiction allegations • Kim Kardashian divorce settlement • Public apology published in The Wall Street Journal We unpack the headlines, the fallout, and rate him on the Flog-O-Meter. 📰 Key Sources Referenced Forbes – Net worth estimates & lawsuit reporting TMZ – Slavery comments interview The Guardian – Australian visa cancellation coverage Sky News – Controversy reporting MTV – 2009 VMAs broadcast Adidas – Partnership termination reporting The Wall Street Journal – Published apology letter

    31 min
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Flogs, flog‑adjacent behaviour and the ever‑reliable Flogometer. Each fortnight we unpack the world’s finest acts of floggergy — from everyday nuisances to headline‑level offenders. Sometimes it’s a deep dive on one colossal flog, sometimes it’s a whole category (cheaters, scammers, you know the type). It’s loose, a bit inappropriate, and always out of control. You can be a flog… just don’t be the biggest flog.

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  • Creator
    Flan and Craig
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Flan and Craig
  • Show Website
    Flogs Podcast