12 episodes

A 1940’s style radio show with absurd stereotypes, dubious accents and much overacting! Hectic Justice follows Hester Monroe, single female lawyer and a cast of sexy tropes as they conquer exposition, inappropriately aroused narrators and unbuttoned corrupt judges. How will they maintain their perky jugglets and leggy dignity in the next episode of HECTIC JUSTICE?!

Hectic Justice Bek Chapman

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 10 Ratings

A 1940’s style radio show with absurd stereotypes, dubious accents and much overacting! Hectic Justice follows Hester Monroe, single female lawyer and a cast of sexy tropes as they conquer exposition, inappropriately aroused narrators and unbuttoned corrupt judges. How will they maintain their perky jugglets and leggy dignity in the next episode of HECTIC JUSTICE?!

    Episode 8 - Overacting in the Ovaries!

    Episode 8 - Overacting in the Ovaries!

    After hearing her leggy friend being tortured with nude Twister in the dungeon with plenty of inappropriate close-ups of nipples and thighs, Zoe Legless dismally drowns her sorrows in a local bar.  She encounters a familiar nemesis - but could this be the beginning of a legally unethical love affair?  Sergeant Lucky Spriggan is also disheartened, but working through his feelings in his diary, he stumbles upon a clue!  And with his anthropomorphic dog, could this actually lead to a conclusion that concludes the concluding Season 1?  Boy, I hope so! 


    GUEST STARRING:


    Michael Dalton as Dolly Diamond playing Judge Anna Feazlebottom.


    Grant Nichol's Year 7/8 drama class graduate, Ben Adamson as Zeal, the overacting extra. 


    And, of course, Tony Martin with his usual jokes at the end.


     


    Featuring the voices of:


    Sam Marzden as the Narrator and Sparks the Dog.


    Lauren Bok as Nippy "Tits" McNorgstrum and Zoe Legless and the dubiously accented French stranger.


    Bek Chapman as Hester Monroe and the also dubiously accented Scottish Chief Boobie Winston.


    AND 


    Tony "Bones" Burge as Advertisement Voice Over guy, and Sergeant Lucky Spriggan. 


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    Featured music includes (in order):


    Glen Miller & His Orchestra - "Bugle Call Rag"


    Bek Chapman - "Hectic Justice Theme Tune"


    Fats Waller/ performed by Hot Sugar Band - "Inside (This Heart of Mine" 


    With special thanks again to Hot Sugar Band who gave permission to use their music! 


    https://hotsugarband.bandcamp.com/


    'Hectic Justice' theme music written, recorded and produced by Bek Chapman.  Performed by Bek Chapman, Sam Marzden, Lauren Bok and Tony "Bones" Burge.


    All sound effects from Soundsnap.com.

    • 26 min
    Hectic Justice Outtakes #2

    Hectic Justice Outtakes #2

    A message from Bek Chapman and her cat winston interrupting followed by another hilarious bloopers reel taken from recordings of the cast.

    • 10 min
    Episode 7 - Triumphant Tittilations!

    Episode 7 - Triumphant Tittilations!

    This episode sees Hester Monroe all tied up in a moist dungeon!  Awakened by Nippy Tits McNorgstrem, with her super mild cigarettes, Hester realizes she's indeed in deep do-do!  Baxter Slick, drinking at the strip club with Big Tony, is worried he's getting in too deep. He is forced to take on Nippy "Tits" as his new assistant, but fears her savvy admin skills aren't the only things she's good at!  Could it be, she is trying to get him HOOKED on illicit PRODUCE?!  Find out in this episode of Hectic Justice! For more details, go to https://hecticjustice.podbean.com/

    • 18 min
    Episode 6 - Moist In Metropolis!

    Episode 6 - Moist In Metropolis!

    Baxter Slick and the Judge discuss illegally smuggled donut matters but Baxter has more on his mind than a chicken pun-off! Hester, tries making peace to get a warrant to search Mascara's premises but Judge Feazlebottom is a little too suspiciously obliging! What's going on?! Hester then attempts to perform the search warrant on Big "Tony" Mascara's premises with many nameless extras! But will it all go to plan?!

    • 25 min
    Episode 5 - The Lips of Fury!

    Episode 5 - The Lips of Fury!

    We meet our stern, serious, Coroner, Dr Heidi Scalpel! What?! A woman DOCTOR?! Detective Legless and Sergeant Spriggan seek her help about the deceased jogger, Steve Monaghetti, (another Australian in-joke). Is Big "Tony" Mascara is at it again?  Detective Legless and Sergeant Lucky Spriggan must consult the sexy heroine and STAR of the show, Hester Monroe!  But will she be able to perk up her jugglets and seek a warrant to search Mascara's premises for the stolen donuts? Oh My GOD! The SUSPENSE!

    • 18 min
    Episode 4 - The Boobies of Winston!

    Episode 4 - The Boobies of Winston!

    Hey! Like the music in Hectic Justice? Go to https://hotsugarband.bandcamp.com! Sergeant LuckySpriggan and our sexy heroine Hester Monroe have their first adorably inept date which is cut short by an important phone call. Spriggan must head to the New Bjork Police Station!  It's about the DONUTS!  But where are they?  Who are they?  And why are they?!  Warning, this episode is sprinkled with much overacting by the policemen extras, and may not be appropriate for some viewers.... BREASTS!

    • 14 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
10 Ratings

10 Ratings

SpencerTurtle ,

I laffed my tuchus off

Production is top notch, writing is clever, characters are fun, theme’s progressive, but it’s a bit overacted 🤪Jokes. Blatant exposition becomes the comic device in Hectic Justice.

Pretty good. Would recommend.

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