Portal Quandary

Portal Quandary

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Portal Quandary is a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.

4 DAYS AGO

Episode 6: Happily Ever After?

The final confrontation with the Tyrant King, lord of a faraway realm. Then all will be right. Right? Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross Douglas is Steven Edwards Olone is Olive Jerome Flour is Rosemary Ochtman Dungeon Master is Jorja Odd Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode can be found here. This podcast was recorded and produced on the lands of the Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

1h 22m
4 DAYS AGO

Episode 5: The Terrible Tower

The journey is almost at an end. All that remains now is to climb the windmill that is the terrible tower of T.K. and put a stop to their operation. But who is this elusive T.K.? Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross Douglas is Steven Edwards Olone is Olive Jerome Flour is Rosemary Ochtman Dungeon Master is Jorja Odd Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Door falls to floor - CastIronCarousel Light Bulb Pops - CGEffex Snakey_Atmo_A_070 - cormi Magic Aura Shimmer - EminYILDIRIM Chopin - Fantaisie-Impromptu (Arr. for Music Box) - 60 BPM Version - GregorQuendel Bach - Partita No. 2 In C Minor, BWV 826 (Arranged for Strings) - GregorQuendel Musicbox Arpeggio - I - Variation I - GregorQuendel Falling Stars - A. J. Weidt - Arranged for Music Box - GregorQuendel Vivaldi - The Four Seasons - Summer - Concerto in G minor - Op. 8, No. 2 - RV. 315 - Arranged for Solo Piano - GregorQuendel SFX_ext_wood cutting_242031 Wian Heyns_OWsfx - veemdemens Magic MalletPenC-XP - Xcreenplay This podcast was recorded and produced on the lands of the Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

1h 8m
4 DAYS AGO

Episode 4: Fresh Air

Accompanied by their newly charmed friend Clive, our party makes the arduous journey through the outback towards the terrible tower of T.K., which lies beyond precarious cliffsides, suspicious valleys, and a corrupted forest. There may even be a dinosaur or two. Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross Douglas is Steven Edwards Olone is Olive Jerome Flour is Rosemary Ochtman Dungeon Master is Jorja Odd Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Teleport-01b - DWOBoyle Bach - Sonata No. 1 in G minor, BWV 1001 / III. Siciliana - Arranged for Solo Guitar - GregorQuendel Symphonic Arpeggio (Brass) - II - Variation III - GregorQuendel Beethoven - Moonlight Sonata - 1. Movement - Piano Sonata Nr. 14, Op. 27, Nr. 2 - GregorQuendel Symphonic Arpeggio (Strings & Woodwinds) - II - Variation II - GregorQuendel Bells / Celesta Arpeggio - II - Variation III - GregorQuendel Chopin - Fantaisie-Impromptu (Arr. for Music Box) - 60 BPM Version - GregorQuendel Bach - Invention 9 in F Minor, BWV 780 - Arranged for Music Box - GregorQuendel Alien windbells up - jobro AMBIENCE 1 CRICKETS AT NIGHT - MessyAcousticApocalypse666 Fire - mmutua 08832 dark magic teleport - RobinHood76 Binauraul Fireworks 2024 - Suso_Ramallo lightning - Taira Komori This podcast was recorded and produced on the lands of the Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

1h 22m
4 DAYS AGO

Episode 3: The Captain's Conflict

After the group’s confrontation with the guards, all that remains is the captain. What secrets does this prison hold about their past? And what will the team do with their hard-fought freedom? Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language, fantasy violence, and dog attacks. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross Douglas is Steven Edwards Olone is Olive Jerome Flour is Rosemary Ochtman Dungeon Master is Jorja Odd Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: heavy_metal_hit_w_loud_ringout_noises_01_08242024- artninja Sonido de perro gruñendo (Snoring dog sound) - cdangels Music Box with Mech. Sound and Slow Down (Dry) - Flying_Deer_FX Bach - Sonata No. 1 in G minor, BWV 1001 / III. Siciliana - Arranged for Solo Guitar - GregorQuendel Bach - Badinerie - BWV 1067 - Arranged for Music Box - GregorQuendel Military March Music - humanoide9000 Wind Chimes (large, metal, 6 chimes) - ianinmccurdy Alien windbells up - jobro Fire - mmutua 08832 dark magic teleport - RobinHood76 Binauraul Fireworks 2024 - Suso_Ramallo dog barking 2 (bullmastiff) - Tomlija This podcast was recorded and produced on the lands of the Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

1h 22m
4 DAYS AGO

Episode 2: On the Way Up

Memories slowly emerge as the party works their way through the dungeon. Their situation comes to light, but they must first rise against their captors. Not just for themselves, but for their fellow inmates too. Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language, fantasy violence, and dog attacks. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross Douglas is Steven Edwards Olone is Olive Jerome Flour is Rosemary Ochtman Dungeon Master is Jorja Odd Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode can be found here. This podcast was recorded and produced on the lands of the Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

1h 38m
4 DAYS AGO

Episode 1: A Tale as Old as Time

Welcome to our mini-series with Dungeon Master Jorja Odd! Four figures awaken in a dungeon with no recollection of how they got there. Meet Bailey, Douglas, Flour, and Olone as they wade their way through new-found powers to concoct an escape. Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross Douglas is Steven Edwards Olone is Olive Jerome Flour is Rosemary Ochtman Dungeon Master is Jorja Odd Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Sound effects used in this episode include: Heal Magic Buff - EMINYILDIRIM Bach - Goldberg Variations - Aria - BWV 988 (Arranged for Music Box) - GregorQuendel Mozart - Lacrimosa / Requiem in D minor - K. 626 - Arranged for Music Box - GregorQuendel Falling Stars - A. J. Weidt - Arranged for Music Box - GregorQuendel Bach - Badinerie - BWV 1067 - Arranged for Music Box - GregorQuendel Satie - Gymnopedie No. 1 - Arranged for Music Box - GregorQuendel SFX_MAGIC_FIREBALL_001 - JoelAudio marching boots - Klankbeeld Fire - mmutua Ambience of cows and birds - Nontu_Lwazi00 Water Splash 1 - qubodup extinguishing fire - soundslikewillem Inspiring Orchestral Music with Majestic and Uplifting Themes - ViraMiller Anime_sword_shing_synth_4 - wangzhuokun This podcast was recorded and produced on the lands of the Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

1h 31m
10/09/2025

Episode 13: Behind the Veil

The party realise their infiltration is barely hanging on by thinly veiled pleasantries and hasten their search. The cipher is completed and new discoveries are made. Content warnings for this week’s episode includes coarse language. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Listener names in this episode include: Misfit - @multiversal_misfits Celestor - @celestor13 Jonika - @jonika_cazar Thorne - @thethornefiles_podcast Sound effects used in this episode include: Minimal Tech Background Music - MTBM01 - gis_sweden Magic Wand - sergeeo CD_CONTACT_006FX_Magic_Mystery - kevp888 Magic Speel - Sleeping spell 1 - OGsoundFX Footsteps - Jordishaw Ziplock - 120 BPM F Maj - N0IZ High heels on wooden floor - avakas Neon Dreams: A Retro-Futuristic Synthwave Track - Pad - robhog This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

1h 32m
10/09/2025

Episode 12: Behind the Locked Door

Andres, Indigo, and Pookie looked behind a door they shouldn’t have and are facing the consequences. Meanwhile, Daryl, Lorraine, and Misfit must outbid the competition to secure new items for the organisation. Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence. Find us on Instagram Follow us on TikTok Like us on Facebook Join our Patreon Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross Andres is Steven Edwards Daryl is Olive Jerome Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman Indigo is Jorja Odd Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant. Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5) Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com Listener names in this episode include: Misfit - @multiversal_misfits Celestor - @celestor13 Sound effects used in this episode include: Harp - RepDac3 Cellos - incidentalnoise 08421 Trailer Hit - double curse - RobinHood76 Magic Speel - Sleeping spell 1 - OGsoundFX Dark Magic Cast Loop Short - EminYILDIRIM DarkHit001 - arcana23 Horror Scream Woman Long - klankbeeld Neon Dreams: A Retro-Futuristic Synthwave Track - Pad - robhog This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

1h 20m

Portal Quandary is a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.

Creator

Portal Quandary
Years Active

2022 - 2026
Episodes

59
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© 2026 Portal Quandary
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