Monday Morning Podcast

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Bill Burr rants about relationship advice, sports and the Illuminati

2 DAYS AGO

Jason Newsted | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-7-26

Bill rambles with Jason Newsted about his upcoming tour with THE CHOPHOUSE BAND. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (01:02:12) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 5-7-26 Bill rambles about steak houses, the Bruins, and legal tender. Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Zip Recruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Squarespace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain when you're ready to launch. SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/burr Hims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2h 21m
6 DAYS AGO

Ginger Baker, Refrigerator Microphones, Spirit Airlines | Monday Morning Podcast 5-4-26

Bill rambles about Ginger Baker, refrigerators with microphones, and Spirit Airlines. Quo: Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Zip Recruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Squarespace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain when you're ready to launch. SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/burr Hims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit http://www.Hims.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

52 min
1 MAY

Patrice Benefit, Privacy, Cold Plunge | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-1-26

Bill rambles about the Patrice Benefit, the end of privacy, and taking a cold plunge. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:38) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-30-18 Bill rambles about Talladega, First Class, and coyotes. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ahmad Jamal - Poinciana (Live at The Pershing Lounge) Hims: Get personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more at http://www.Hims.com/BURR Truewerk: Get 15% off your first order at http://www.Truewerk.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Listeners to our show get 20% off their first purchase at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com when using the code BURR at checkout SimpliSafe: Get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1hr 28min
27 APR

A.I. CEOs, Owned Politicians, Car Surveillance | Monday Morning Podcast 4-27-26

Bill rambles about A.I. CEOs, owned politicians, and car surveillance. Hims: Get personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more at http://www.Hims.com/BURR Truewerk: Get 15% off your first order at http://www.Truewerk.com/BURR Fast Growing Trees: Listeners to our show get 20% off their first purchase at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com when using the code BURR at checkout SimpliSafe: Get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

58 min
24 APR

Logos, Blinking Robots, A.I. Scam | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-23-26

Bill rambles about team logos, blinking robots, and the A.I. Scam. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (35:54) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 4-23-18 - Bill rambles about the common cold, a 14 yr old's dream, and being a navy seal in Australia. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: John Mayer - New Deep (As/Is Volume 4) WATCH the MMP LIVE AT SWSW: https://youtu.be/JznnnXU_qo0 Hims: Online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more at http://www.Hims.com/BURR Helix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off site wide Squarespace: Better plants and better growing at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use code BURR at checkout Fast Growing Trees: Better plants and better growing at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURR at checkout Ship Station: Try it free for 60 days at http://www.ShipStation /com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1hr 34min
20 APR

Monopolies, Fighting Animals, Distractions | Monday Morning Podcast 4-20-26

Bill rambles about monopolies, fighting animals, and distractions. Hims: Online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more at http://www.Hims.com/BURR Helix: Go to http://www.HelixSleep.com/BURR for 20% off site wide Squarespace: Better plants and better growing at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use code BURR at checkout Fast Growing Trees: Better plants and better growing at http://www.FastGrowingTrees.com and use the code BURR at checkout Ship Station: Try it free for 60 days at http://www.ShipStation /com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1hr 4min
16 APR

Bob Odenkirk | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-16-26

Bill rambles with the great Bob Odenkirk about his new movie 'Normal', their time together on Broadway, and classic action movies. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (51:13) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 4-16-18 - Bill rambles about taxes, Syria, and not being a rat. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Carrtoons - Action (ft. DJ Jazzy Jeff) Vinyl Moon: For a limited time, Monday Morning Podcast listeners can get this limited edition record of my favorite ad reads for FREE when they join Vinyl Moon with a 3 month or longer membership. Head to http://VinylMoon.co/BURR for more info about club details and to get your free, limited edition record from yours truly. Normal: A double-barreled shotgun blast of pure mayhem. Starring Bob Odenkirk, Henry Winkler, and Lena Headey. See it only in theaters starting April 17. Quo: Calls, texts, voicemails, transcripts, and contact details all live in one clean view. Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Policy Genius: Get free quote on life insurance by going to http://www.PolicyGenius.com/BURR See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1hr 58min
13 APR

Golf, Farmers, Squirrels | Monday Morning Podcast 4-13-26

Bill rambles about how playing golf is stupid, farmers, and biting squirrels. Quo: Calls, texts, voicemails, transcripts, and contact details all live in one clean view. Try Quo for free and get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to http://www.Quo.com/BURR Policy Genius: Get free quote on life insurance by going to http://www.PolicyGenius.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Right now, you can get 50% off your new system by visiting http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Truewek: Upgrade to the T2 WerkPant and stay comfortable no matter what the day brings. Get 15% off your first order at http://www.TRUEWERK.com code BURR Normal: A double-barreled shotgun blast of pure mayhem. Starring Bob Odenkirk, Henry Winkler, and Lena Headey. See it only in theaters starting April 17. TOUR DATES ▶ http://www.billburr.com/tour MERCH ▶ https://billburrmerch.com/ INSTAGRAM ▶ https://www.instagram.com/wilfredburr/ APPLE ▶ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/monday-morning-podcast/id480486345 SPOTIFY ▶ https://open.spotify.com/show/5SFiQlOQ3EKmwp0chE1QzY?si=4e6149a2ba584182 WEBSITE ▶ http://billburr.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Bill Burr

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1,420 Ratings

Bill my weekly necessity

24/10/2022

Steadfastnloyal

How can you not love this guy, funny, informative and politically correct. I don’t have a lot of knowledge on American sports (based in Australia) but love listening to Bill ramble on about sports he gets into. Not sure why it’s called the World Series when it’s an American based competition though🤔 Great for a laugh, brightens my Monday , has now become a necessity for me. Love your work Bill💪🏽
Stop moaning

26 Jan

Martin MF Barnes

He moans about Trump and billionaires like Elon whilst ignoring the fact he’s a privileged white millionaire who owns a helicopter. Who knew Bill would go woke..
Disappointed and no respect anymore.

07/10/2025

Ellaguru1

Have listened to this podcast for years. This one helped me through a lot of challenging situations. For example building a cabin in the Central Highlands of Tasmania (Great Lake). But mate: this one “takes me cake”. No matter what you say, or rant and curse at current criticism, you know you have done the wrong thing taking part in the Saudi comedy event. But you and your buddies have got the $$$ so it doesn’t matter what I think, I’ll just delete your podcast and move on.
Sellout

05/10/2025

Dugahsipfkxjs

Sold out to the saudis, what a hack