Lu & Jarch

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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M

  1. 1 DAY AGO

    Size only matters most of the time | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 13

    We’ve got some good news for the short single men ahead of Valentines Day this year. Plus we perform our best bingle to date, and Lu shares some insight on what single women are doing when they’re home alone. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    38 min

  2. 2 DAYS AGO

    Get me to heaven | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 12

    It’s Thrust Thursday and Jarch got a brand new tattoo today! We hear some fresh complaints from The Complaints Department, and we also speak to listeners about their grandparents gone wild stories. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    37 min

  3. 3 DAYS AGO

    Let’s go to Norland | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 11

    A nervous man proposed to his girlfriend then vomited when she said yes, so we want to know the worst place you’ve vomited. And a Norwegian Olympian who won bronze has confessed to cheating on his partner and then begged for her back, so we give one lucky listener the opportunity to publicly declare their own love. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    41 min

  4. 5 DAYS AGO

    Move your thumb in a circular motion | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 9

    It’s Superbowl Monday, so Lu and Jarch do a round of SuperTROLL Monday where everyone in Australia gets to roast them. There’s an alarming new trend that could be affecting couples in the bedroom, and we hear stories about when your partner embarrassed you. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    37 min

  5. 6 FEB

    The egg that fell off the wall | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 6

    We thought we’d send everyone into the weekend with a list of things every couple should do at the end of the week to keep their relationship thriving. We also wrote a rap bingle today, and heard stories on the dumbest things you’ve seen people do on social media. It was fun, SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    36 min

  6. 5 FEB

    We’ve got a real coward on our hands | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 5

    Lu was late to work today and you’ll never guess why. Reverse The Verse makes an appearance, and we play Unpack Your Undies after an NRL player was seen chasing an intruder out of his house in his undies. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    37 min

  7. 4 FEB

    You’re not very smart for an adult | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 4

    We had our very first Lu & Jarch wedding today, as part of Married At First Voice. And a man has revealed the most unhinged things his 5 year old son has said to him, so we ask the question, what’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a child say? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    38 min

  8. 3 FEB

    An androgynous ruler | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday February 3

    Big news has rocked the Lu and Jarch team… Lu got glasses!!! We lined up a bunch of callers on air and Lu had to guess if they were wearing glasses, or not. Judge Jarchy nearly had to kick another member out of his courtroom, and is AI is threatening to kill us? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    44 min
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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M

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  • Channel
    Triple M
  • Creator
    Triple M
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    100
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 LiSTNR - Text, image, music and sound comprising this podcast are owned by or licensed to SCA. By accessing, communicating or using this podcast, you agree to be bound by the terms available at https://podcastoneaustralia.com.au/terms
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