My Buddy Buzz

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A chaotic comedy call-in series where a well-meaning narrator delivers overly sincere updates about his catastrophically unlucky friend Buzz, whose scrotum and life are constantly under siege.

  1. 2 DAYS AGO

    Save A Burger King Foundation

    This imminent update starts off at Buzz’s surprise birthday party blowout, which concluded with a loud testicular incident and a confused bit of Buzz. Meanwhile in local news, as a nearby Burger King announces its upcoming closure, the community responds with compassion and a whopping appetite by organizing a fundraiser to keep the local monarchy from going under.

    1 min

  2. 3 FEB

    Uncle Brichard Genital Swap

    In this update, we’re told that Buzz is celebrating another bar mitzvah—partly for the bagels and partly due to a recent remarriage. He details a new romance connected to the Golden Corral ball pit, reflects on past relationships involving scouts and horses, and notes lingering disappointment after his pouch shrank. Plans are underway to “swap genitals” with Uncle Brichard so he can travel to Vietnam and make it back in time for Jury duty—all delivered monotonously in this densely packed voicemail.

    3 min

  3. 7 JAN

    Dr. Poopy

    In this neighborhood-wide update, a rough week involving a prayer chain for a serious rash, emotional support for a local spelling-bee contestant with only one testicle, and growing concern over pubic bloating and breathing issues.

    3 min

  4. 25/12/2025

    The Winter Ball

    In a voicemail to Zano Turningpit, Zano is asked if he would escort Buzz to the winter ball for his first public appearance since the reattachment surgery, following a Christmas Eve incident involving a tractor plowman, a runaway scrotum, and a Santa who stepped on it.

    2 min

  5. 18/12/2025

    The Velcro Implementation

    After a night of hacky sack causes his sack to pop off again, doctors suggest a new Velcro-based detachable system while they still try to make it to Easter potluck in Pickerington

    2 min

  6. 17/12/2025

    Frisch’s Big Boy

    A breakfast invite turns into a full medical and social status report: Buzz is out of the hospital after a “reattachment surgery,” his pouch is improving, and he’s ready to celebrate—preferably with dancing, karaoke, and (for reasons no one can fully explain) a ball pit.

    3 min

  7. 17/12/2025

    PetSmart

    Calling Kelsey from PetSmart to tell her they have her gerbil Peter’s favorite food. In addition, he’s considering buying some goldfish and potentially a few doggy beds like the ones she and Buzz used to sleep on.

    1 min

  8. 15/12/2025

    Push Pops

    Between dropping off push pops, planning for an underwater dress-as-you-go party, and Buzz’s “reconditional camp”, this episode is jam packed with fun-filled stories and circumstances exclusively for your listening pleasure.

    2 min
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About

A chaotic comedy call-in series where a well-meaning narrator delivers overly sincere updates about his catastrophically unlucky friend Buzz, whose scrotum and life are constantly under siege.

Information

  • Creator
    The Proper Volume
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    24
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The Proper Volume
  • Show Website
    My Buddy Buzz