Officially Underqualified

Resonance Media Agency
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2 mates sit and discuss sports, life, business and health with zero experience or qualifications on most topics.

  1. 1 DAY AGO

    Big Scores, Bad Defence & Masters Mayhem

    In Episode 145 of the Officially Underqualified Podcast, Matt and Greg unpack a massive week of sport, starting with the Gold Coast Rugby League Masters tournament, where the boys reflect on the chaos, camaraderie and questionable athleticism that comes with lacing up the boots at an age where most people should probably know better. Greg shares stories from the field, including a brutal bruise to the thigh, while Matt proudly admits his role was more that of a spectator than a participant.  From there, the conversation turns to Round 1 of the NRL, and the boys have plenty to say about the modern game. With huge scorelines across the league, Matt and Greg debate whether the NRL's push for faster football is creating entertainment or destroying the classic arm-wrestle style that long-time fans love. Big wins, defensive concerns and controversial rule changes all come under the microscope. They also break down key matches, including Broncos vs Panthers, Raiders vs Sea Eagles, Sharks vs Titans, and the Rabbitohs' strong performance against the Dolphins, while sharing their predictions and betting angles for Round 2. There's plenty of disagreement, a few cheeky same-game multis and some brutal honesty about which teams look like contenders and which teams might already be in trouble.  To wrap things up, the boys shift gears and look ahead to The Masters, one of the biggest weeks in golf. From Tiger nostalgia to early tournament predictions, Matt and Greg explain why Augusta still captures the imagination of every golf fan. Sport, banter, betting tips and plenty of laughs. Just another week of being Officially Underqualified. #OfficiallyUnderqualified #NRLPodcast #NRL2026 #RugbyLeague #SportsPodcast #NRLAnalysis #NRLTalk #GolfMasters #SportsBanter #PodcastAustralia

    56 min

  2. 5 DAYS AGO

    Old Boys, Bad Knees and Big NRL Predictions

    The Officially Underqualified Podcast hits the road for this episode, recorded live from the 2026 Gold Coast Rugby League Masters Carnival at Runaway Bay. With beers in hand, sun on the deck, and old boys' footy happening in the background, Matt and Greg deliver one of the most chaotic and entertaining episodes yet. The episode kicks off with a shout-out to the younger helpers volunteering around the carnival, before Matt and Greg bring in Masters president Mick to discuss the atmosphere, the event's growth, and the reality of ageing bodies trying to survive two days of rugby league. From front row transitions to sore backs and the importance of "making it to Saturday," the conversation perfectly captures the spirit of Masters footy, camaraderie, competition, and plenty of laughs along the way  Once the Masters chaos settles, the conversation shifts into full NRL mode. With the season kicking off in Las Vegas and Round 1 underway, the boys break down early performances, referee decisions, and the state of the modern game. The debate heats up around controversial calls, the role of referees, and Matt's passionate argument that rugby league might actually need to bring back the biff to stop the endless pushing and niggle in today's game. The lads then run through the round with their classic Underqualified predictions, covering Warriors vs Roosters, Broncos vs Panthers, Sharks vs Titans, Manly vs Raiders, and Dolphins vs Rabbitohs, before finishing with bold calls on who might win the comp and who could be staring down the wooden spoon. Footy, beer, banter and Masters carnage, exactly how the Officially Underqualified Podcast likes it.  #OfficiallyUnderqualified #SportsPodcast #NRL2026 #RugbyLeaguePodcast #GoldCoastMasters #MastersFooty #NRLDiscussion #AussiePodcast #FootyBanter #PodcastAustralia

    27 min

  3. 19 FEB

    Two Weeks in a Row! The Boys Hit Their Stride

    Matt and Greg are back for another week of completely unqualified analysis, and this one feels like the boys have found their rhythm again. Recording straight after a long day (and while Greg demolishes a late-night spaghetti bolognese), the episode kicks off with listener feedback, life chat and the ongoing concern from loved ones about whether playing Masters footy at this age is a responsible decision  From there, the conversation shifts into rugby league, including the Indigenous All Stars game and the ever-controversial State of Origin eligibility debates. As always, the takes are confident, the facts are occasionally questionable, and the humour is constant. The lads lean into the real appeal of the podcast, two mates talking sport the same way everyone does at the pub, just with microphones turned on  The second half of the episode turns into a full preview and promotion of the upcoming Gold Coast Rugby League Masters carnival. After two years disrupted by a cyclone cancellation, anticipation is high, and the boys will be there recording podcasts, doing interviews and causing general chaos across the weekend. Expect costumes, questionable fitness levels and plenty of cold beers. It's classic Officially Underqualified: sport, nonsense, inside jokes and a lot of confidence for people with absolutely no credentials. If you enjoy mates-at-the-bar conversations about footy and life, this episode is exactly why the podcast exists. #OfficiallyUnderqualified #AussiePodcast #RugbyLeague #NRLChat #StateOfOrigin #MastersFooty #SportsBanter #GoldCoastSport #PodcastAustralia #AussieHumour

    40 min

  4. 11 FEB

    The Comeback Episode: Sport, Injuries and Bad Opinions

    After a bit of time between drinks, Matt and Greg are officially back behind the microphones, and it doesn't take long before the chaos resumes. The boys kick things off with life updates, ageing bodies and the harsh realisation that once you hit 40, sport stops being fun and starts becoming a workplace injury risk. What begins as a simple chat about Master's footy quickly spirals into horror stories of torn Achilles tendons and the genuine fear of sneezing too hard and missing work for three months. Naturally, the conversation drifts to golf, the only sport left where competitiveness still survives without the threat of hospital visits. Matt dives deep into the mental grind of a full round, Greg explains why the score matters less than the process, and the lads accidentally turn the podcast into a sports psychology session about thinking, pressure and why the best shots happen when you stop caring about the result  From there, it becomes the classic Officially Underqualified sports carousel, LIV Golf drama, Patrick Reed’s money decisions, and the incredible story of young Aussie Elvis Smylie changing his family's life overnight  Rugby league headlines follow, including Payne Haas leaving the Broncos, Origin debates, Cherry-Evans to the Roosters, and bold predictions for the NRL season ahead. The episode wraps with Premier League talk, Arsenal's title push and the usual strong opinions delivered with absolutely no qualifications. Unfiltered, opinionated and completely unprofessional — the boys are back. #OfficiallyUnderqualified #SportsPodcast #AussiePodcast #NRLChat #GolfTalk #LIVGolf #PremierLeague #AussieBanter #RugbyLeague #PodcastAustralia

    1h 16m

  5. 11/12/2025

    Ashes Dominance, Bazball Burns and One Giant Gingerbread Mess

    In this week's episode of Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return for an unfiltered, unhinged and laugh-soaked breakdown of Australia going 2-nil up in the Ashes. From cricket greatness to gingerbread house carnage, nothing is off limits as the boys bounce between sport, parenting fails and gastrointestinal disasters with trademark underqualified energy. The episode kicks off with a deep dive into Australia's dominance, Mitchell Starc tearing England apart, and Alex Carey putting on one of the best wicketkeeping displays in recent memory. Even Ian Healy and Adam Gilchrist are having a live on-air love fest about him, which says everything you need to know.  The boys dig into England's crumbling tactics, leadership failures, zero accountability and the hilarious implosion of Bazball as English pundits finally turn on their own. But in true Underqualified style, things go sideways when Greg opens the fridge to discover his kids have built a full-scale gingerbread monstrosity, and he begins emotionally unravelling mid-conversation. Matt isn’t far behind, sharing his pain as a lifelong non-coffee drinker constantly forgotten during group drink runs, condemned to the corner sipping Pepsi Max while everyone orders lattes.  The chat returns to cricket chaos as they unpack Archer v Smith, terrible umpiring calls, the disappearance of discipline in English cricket, and why Australia's old-fashioned respect for the game is winning the series. They even manage to touch on hot drinks, lemon-lime bitters, Coke addiction, downward-dog stretches, fart etiquette, and Lando Norris winning the Formula One World Championship, with Oscar Piastri getting stitched again by McLaren's strategy calls.  It’s loose, ridiculous and brutally honest. In other words, a perfect episode of Officially Underqualified. #OfficiallyUnderqualified, #AshesChat, #CricketPodcastAU, #SportsComedy, #DadLifeFails, #BazballBreakdown, #FormulaOneTalk, #OscarPiastri, #AlexCarey, #AussieHumour

    44 min

  6. 04/12/2025

    Sport, Chaos and Chocolate: A Perfectly Underqualified Episode

    In this week’s episode of Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return for a loose, laugh-filled chat while watching the second Test live from the Gabba. What begins as casual cricket commentary quickly unravels into complete chaos, dad-life interruptions, emotional school graduations, F1 meltdowns, Premier League goal feasts, golf course reviews, and the surprising culinary joy of Roses chocolates. The boys kick off by losing their minds over Mitchell Starc’s brilliance, Carey’s outrageous wicketkeeping and the Poms collapsing from four for 200 to eight for 264 in true Bazball fashion. But just as the analysis heats up, the pod takes a detour into peak fatherhood when Greg receives multiple phone calls, including the all-time parenting moment, his son accidentally catching a bat on a fishing line at night.  From there, things get even more unhinged. Matt recounts a side-splitting story from his daughter's graduation liturgy that nearly sends him into cardiac arrest as he tries not to laugh in church. The boys then dive into Oscar Piastri's cursed luck, McLaren's baffling race strategies and Max Verstappen's pointed comments about who would really be winning in papaya colours  Football fans get their fix with a breakdown of the wild Fulham v Man City 5–4 thriller and Phil Foden's filthiest form yet. And for the golfers, there's chat about slow greens, underrated courses, sandbelt brutality and the surprising performance of Greg's mate Anthony Quayle on the PGA circuit.  It’s unfiltered, unpredictable and unintentionally brilliant, exactly what Officially Underqualified does best. Press play, have a laugh and join the chaos. #OfficiallyUnderqualified, #AustralianPodcast, #CricketChat, #DadLife, #F1Talk, #PremierLeagueReview, #GolfChat, #SportsPodcastAU, #ComedyPodcast, #GabbaTest

    48 min

  7. 27/11/2025

    Cricket Carnage, Broncos Backlash and Our Big Podcast Reveal

    In this week's episode of Officially Underqualified, Matt and Greg return after a chaotic week of technical issues, wind interference and one of the most disturbing phrases ever uttered on the show. From duck-related disasters to questionable island breezes, the boys kick off with the kind of unfiltered, ridiculous banter listeners have come to expect. But the big headline this week is the unveiling of the brand new Officially Underqualified theme song, born from Matt's recent creative awakening. Armed with AI tools, a love of 80s power-ballad melodrama and absolutely zero instrumental talent, Matt has produced a track that Greg describes as "a musical awakening" and "far better than it has any right to be." Harmonica appreciation, southern rock vibes and lyrical nonsense all included. From there, the boys dive into the whirlwind two-day cricket Test, delivering some surprisingly sharp analysis amongst the chaos. They break down Usman Khawaja's form, Travis Head's heroics, England's ongoing Bazball delusion, and the glory of watching Stuart Broad slowly melt in the commentary box. Mitch Starc gets the praise he deserves, and the future of Australia's batting order becomes a full-blown therapy session. Sport chat continues as the boys dissect the Broncos' controversial new logo, laugh their way through tales from their recent golf day victory and debate Premier League highs and lows, including Arsenal's unstoppable run and Manchester United's ongoing identity crisis. To wrap up, Matt and Greg hold themselves publicly accountable and announce their biggest move yet: launching a Gold Coast podcast studio to fix the exact audio headaches they complain about every week. Affordable, accessible and built for battlers who want to pod without the price tag. Another week, another unfiltered deep dive into sport, mateship and complete nonsense. Exactly how we like it. #OfficiallyUnderqualified #AussiePodcast #SportsChat #CricketChat #NRL #PremierLeague #Broncos #Arsenal #ComedyPodcast #GoldCoastPodcast

    55 min

  8. 07/11/2025

    Diamond Rings, Head Knocks, and Absolute Chaos

    Two weeks in a row. For most podcasts, that’s standard, but for Officially Underqualified, it feels like a Christmas miracle. Matt and Greg are back in the chair, leaning in hard from the opening minute and setting the tone for one of the loosest, funniest, and most surprisingly chaotic episodes yet. Matt kicks things off with an update on Brian the Dog, who has listened to the lads grill him about the missing car signage and now appears motivated by equal parts pride and shame. From there, Greg reflects on his recently completed Melbourne golf trip, which somehow involved only 11 hours of sleep over four days, a private chef, and a level of drinking that would concern most medical professionals. He breaks down the magic of the Mornington Peninsula courses, delivers a glowing review of PK, and reveals the absolutely outrageous Team White championship rings made by Trent from Diamond Vault. When Greg calls them “diamond-encrusted sterling silver pinky rings designed for sipping White Russians,” he means it literally. The boys also introduce the podcast's new unofficial sponsor, Golf Life, after being showered in free merch, which they accept with zero shame and maximum enthusiasm. From there, the chat shifts sharply into rugby league, covering the shocking Eli Katoa concussion incident, the embarrassing lack of field markings at Everton, and the peculiar, possibly questionable officiating that made the latest Ashes game borderline unwatchable. Matt rips into the decision to let Katoa play after being knocked senseless in the warm-up, while Greg throws his tinfoil hat on and argues the missing lines may have been designed to keep England competitive. Then, of course, everything goes to hell. Greg's phone runs out of storage, the recording collapses, and Matt is left delivering a solo outro, roasting Greg's technological incompetence and pleading with listeners to let him know he has failed them. It's messy, it's chaotic, it's unprofessional, and it's exactly why this show works. Officially Underqualified. Back-to-back episodes. Miracles do happen. #OfficiallyUnderqualified #AussiePodcast #NRLChat #GolfLife #SportsBanter #AussieHumour #PodcastComedy #AshesSeries #DiamondVault #GoldCoastPodcast

    40 min
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2 mates sit and discuss sports, life, business and health with zero experience or qualifications on most topics.

Information

  • Creator
    Resonance Media Agency
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    145
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Resonance Media Agency