Patch Notes 3.0

Patch Notes 3.0
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Patch Notes 3.0 is a podcast where three friends — Roberto Conner, Miguel Duran, and Sergio Garcia — get together to unpack life’s weirdest updates. Whether it’s bizarre stories, absurd debates, or completely unqualified hot takes, every episode is a chaotic patch of conversation, laughter, and the occasional existential crisis.

  1. 31/10/2025

    Halloween Special: We Survived the Asylum

    In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, Miguel, Robert, and Sergio engage in a lively discussion covering a range of topics from personal milestones to sports updates, and even delve into the world of anime and gaming. They celebrate their TikTok milestone, share personal anecdotes, and discuss the implications of Miguel passing his NBCOT exam. The conversation also touches on the recent changes in the One Piece anime and the exciting new features of Battlefield 6's Battle Royale mode. In this episode, the hosts embark on a thrilling Dungeons and Dragons-style adventure set in the mysterious Hollowgate Asylum. Players Sergio and Robert navigate through eerie encounters, collect key fragments, and face the sinister Dr. Alucard. The interactive storytelling emphasizes player choices, teamwork, and the suspense of escaping a haunted asylum. With a blend of horror and humor, the episode culminates in a dramatic showdown, leading to a successful escape and a tie in the overall competition.

    1h 5m

  2. 24/10/2025

    Real or Fake: Ghost Stories

    In this episode of PatchNotes3.0, the hosts dive into a variety of topics, starting with the spooky season and ghost stories. They engage in small talk about books, sports, and music, with Miguel sharing his experiences with an upcoming exam. The conversation shifts to football insights, discussing MVP candidates and team performances, before moving on to Champions League highlights and soccer comparisons. A real-life heist sparks a discussion about crime and strategy, leading into a ghost stories game where the hosts test each other's bravery. In this episode, the hosts delve into a series of paranormal stories and urban legends, discussing their authenticity and the eerie details surrounding each tale. From haunted mirrors to mysterious doorbells, the conversation flows through various supernatural phenomena, engaging the audience with humor and skepticism. The hosts share their thoughts on each story, debating whether they are real or fabricated, while also exploring the cultural significance of these legends.

    1h 7m

  3. 20/10/2025 · BONUS

    The Episode That Got Hijacked (BONUS!!!)

    In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the hosts engage in a lively discussion that covers a range of topics from personal experiences to sports and music. Miguel shares his anxiety-filled experience preparing for an important exam, while Sergio dives into his recent musical explorations, grading albums, and sharing his top picks. The conversation shifts to the ongoing debate between Messi and Ronaldo, with Sergio presenting statistics to support his arguments. Finally, Miguel draws parallels between Ronaldinho's impact on football and cultural icons in other sports, emphasizing the importance of style and innovation in the game. In this episode, the hosts engage in a lively debate about the merits of Lionel Messi versus Cristiano Ronaldo, exploring their respective careers, accolades, and the cultural influences that shape public perception of these iconic players. The conversation delves into the impact of individual performance versus team success, the significance of work ethic in sports, and how personal behavior can affect a player's reputation. The episode wraps up with reflections on the nature of sports discussions and a teaser for future topics.

    1h 7m

  4. 17/10/2025

    Name That Film, Drop That Track, Call That Anime

    In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, Sergio puts Robert and Miguel through a three-round pop-culture gauntlet that tests their movie, music, and anime knowledge. The boys start with an actor face-off—DiCaprio, Hathaway, The Rock, Samuel L. Jackson, Jennifer Lawrence, and Timothée Chalamet—before moving to a song showdown featuring Taylor Swift, Drake, Bruno Mars, Kendrick Lamar, and Lady Gaga. Miguel battles some painful memory gaps (“The Assistant”? It’s The Intern!, “Fighting With My Family” was right there) while Robert racks up a clean sweep. The anime lightning round brings some redemption as they rapid-fire through DBZ, Naruto, One Piece, JJK, and more. Expect chaotic laughs, friendly trash talk, and classic Patch Notes energy as the scoreboard ends 12-1 in Robert’s favor—but not without Miguel’s humble comeback speech and Swiftie apologies.

    1h 14m

  5. 08/10/2025

    Serg Goes Grandmaster IRL (Higher/Lower Edition)

    In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the boys play a full-blown Higher / Lower showdown across five ridiculous categories: animal top speeds, movie counts for A-list actors, which sports franchises are actually older, YouTube’s most-viewed videos, and the Google popularity of cryptids (yes, really). Before the chaos: Cowboys/Jets talk, book & show updates (Silo/Wool, Lost, Breaking Bad), Serge’s push to Grandmaster in League, Speed’s 35-day IRL tour, Dua Lipa in Dallas (with Cowboys Cheerleaders), Taylor Swift jet discourse, Greek Fest & improv in ABQ, Texas State Fair food sins, and some anime notes (Infinity Castle, HxH). Serge surges ahead, Robert rallies late, Miguel hosts 192 slides like a menace. Points fly, pride’s on the line, and we crown an inaugural Higher/Lower champion.

    1h 17m

  6. 26/09/2025

    What's In The Box!?

    In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, the boys return from a two-week break and immediately let AI sabotage the show. We run a classic vs. cult (and chaos) emoji-movie showdown featuring Nosferatu, Seven, The Exorcist, Shutter Island, Interstellar, Braveheart, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, and more—except the emojis are… questionable.Plus: Miguel’s Canelo/Crawford takeaway and “ring culture is toxic” mini-rant, Sergio’s Liverpool chest, Cowboys despair, Demon Slayer love, Andrew Garfield vs. Tom Holland, and the eternal Jalen Hurts top-5 debate.

    1h 8m

  7. 12/09/2025

    Cowboys Heartbreak, Beyoncé Debates and a Pikachu Serve at 188 mph

    In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, we kick off NFL season talk with the Cowboys–Eagles rain-delay chaos, fantasy football highs and lows, and a Jalen Hurts debate that gets heated fast. From there it’s full-on Patch Points mayhem: Miguel fires off a Beyoncé vs. Sabrina Carpenter Grammy hot take, Robert shows off his Demon Slayer haul while Sergio vents about One Piece’s snail-paced anime, and the night ends with two outrageous games—Jesse Pinkman taking on Pikachu in a doubles tennis showdown and Zlatan Ibrahimović racing Anne Hathaway in a triathlon for bragging rights. It’s sports, anime, music and pure unfiltered chaos—exactly what Patch Notes does best.

    1h 25m

  8. 08/09/2025

    He Shot a Bow With His Feet

    In this episode of Patch Notes 3.0, Robert shocks everyone by drafting a Caesar salad as part of his “last meal,” Sergio goes full bougie with Wagyu and gourmet mac, and Miguel plays judge in the first-ever Fantasy Food Draft. But the chaos doesn’t stop there — we dive into a wild decathlon of legends featuring Muhammad Ali, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Phelps, and the myth himself, Bo Jackson (yes, the man who once shot a bow with his feet 🎯). Along the way, we debate Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s “engagement,” roast Jerry Jones, argue over One Piece pacing, and spiral into League of Legends strategies. It’s food, sports, anime, and absolute chaos — exactly what Patch Notes 3.0 does best.

    1h 50m
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Patch Notes 3.0 is a podcast where three friends — Roberto Conner, Miguel Duran, and Sergio Garcia — get together to unpack life’s weirdest updates. Whether it’s bizarre stories, absurd debates, or completely unqualified hot takes, every episode is a chaotic patch of conversation, laughter, and the occasional existential crisis.

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