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r/Choosingbeggars What is wrong with you people? Why won't anybody buy this entitled Karen a new iPhone? After all, she deserves it more than you since she has very important classes to attend, and she NEEDS a new iPhone! AND NO SAMSUNGS! Samsungs are for poor people (according to her), and begging on Facebook for free stuff doesn't make this choosing beggar poor at all!


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r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP has a fender bender with an angry person who decides to punch OP in the face. OP decides to get revenge and sues the road rager in court. Let's just say that the court case goes very, very badly for the puncher, because the judge awards OP an $80,000 judgment! Not only does OP bankrupt this douchebag, the court case also gets the guy fired from his job! Oops!


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r/Tifu OP's girlfriend comes to visit, and the two get physical! After the deed is done, OP goes to take a shower, but his mom is already taking a bath in the same bathroom. OP has a casual relationship with his mom, so he doesn't think it's that big of a deal... until his girlfriend walks into the bathroom butt-naked. I'm not sure who was more shocked: OP, his girlfriend, or his mom!


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r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is a black man in a relationship with a white woman. As a joke, he calls his girlfriend his "mayo momma" because she's white. He accidentally calls her this in front of her parents, and they completely flip out on him. They say that he's being racist and insensitive, but he thinks that it's perfectly fine because his girlfriend thinks its funny. What do you think?


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r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP's worked at a fast food restaurant, and his horrible boss kept constantly yelling at OP to make more fries. "MAKE MORE FRIES! MAKE MORE FRIES!" When OP made too many, the boss screamed at him for being an idiot and making too many. So, he quit in the most epic way possible: he picked up a ketchup bottle and squirted it right into her face!


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r/Choosingbeggars Gentlemen, are you ready for the deal of a lifetime! This bride wants you to pay for her expensive wedding, so she's created an exclusive donation tier package! For the low price of $1,000, you can purchase her bridal thong! And great news: there are even more expensive tiers than that! What other fantastic awards can this woman possibly offer? If you like this video, subscribe for more daily Reddit content.


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