The Advisory

The Advisory
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The graceless, psychedelic advice show guiding you through the troubles of life, love and all the weird stuff in between.

  1. 19/01/2024

    The Great Bird War of 2024 | Ep. 70

    BIG NET WON'T STOP THIS EPISODE FROM GETTING OUT! The bird war of 2024 has begun. --- This week's talking points: The bird war of 2024, no improvements, definitely no doxing, townhouse troubles, puffled plumage, big net, sexy birds, highly swoopable beef patties, my parents hate my name, out-famous your name, being a better me, helping others, the best new years resolutions, byron bay has eyes. --- GET IN TOUCH: ⁠Send us your questions⁠ | ⁠Email us⁠ THE SOCIALS: ⁠TikTok⁠ | ⁠Instagram⁠ --- This episode was streamed live on Twitch & YouTube on 09.01.24

    1h 3m

  2. 23/12/2023

    Photo Phobia & The Borrowed Bling | Ep.69

    A scorned lover contemplates revenge for her stolen heirloom necklace and a family of intrusive photo takers gets their comeuppance. --- This week's talking points: Giant scam magnets, The writer’s mind, Terrible jewellery heists, Icarus and the s****y wings, The infinite mind scrawling, Intrusive family photo takers, Matrix EVP tech takedowns, Reusable grifts, Anti-photography, Saving Private Ryan memories, Prying eye black mail cameras, Hunger Games x Call of Duty wedding pits, Live modding & the sacred Twitch rituals. --- GET IN TOUCH: Send us your questions | Email us THE SOCIALS: TikTok | Instagram --- This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 07.12.23 --- 00:25 - Question: The mistress and the missing necklace 02:45 - Giant scam magnets 06:40 - 5 steps to revenge 10:11 - The curse of the necklace 10:54 - The writer’s mind 13:53 - Little David unfortunately returns 16:53 - Question: My family won’t stop taking my photo 18:15 - Reusing shenanigans infrastructure 19:48 - Photographer photographers 24:07 - The prying eyes of hidden camera blackmail 25:35 - Wedding COD 28:49 - The knighting of Collin the Twitch mod 29:32 - David’s Knighting Speech 30:23 - James’ Knighting Speech 33:25 - Outro

    36 min

  3. 09/12/2023

    Poisonous Daisy Chains & The Fam Augmentation | Ep.68

    The ultimate solution for when your mother-in-law hates you (and genuinely might be poisoning you), dealing with family drama pre-wedding & start your venue inquiry email search business already. --- This week's talking points: My mother in law is sabotaging me, Telethon implants, The fam augmentation, Jeep wrangler diapers, Photoshopped weddings, Blue ocean strategies, Family poison daisy chains, Putting our manners back in, Christie’s auctions for enhancements, Wedding venue inquiries, Software bullies, The hunger games the ballad of songbirds and snakes, Family fights at the holidays, Weird energy. --- GET IN TOUCH: Send us your questions | Email us THE SOCIALS: TikTok | Instagram --- This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 30.11.23 --- 00:00 - It begins 01:48 - Question: My MIL is poisoning me 09:53 - David makes alliances in the war effort 14:38 - Question: We can’t marry until my sister’s implants arrive 29:11 - David’s stint in the wedding industry 32:37 - Outro

    35 min

  4. 03/12/2023

    Horny Oddities & the Cabinet of Curiosities | Ep.67

    Bust out your EVP detectors and throw on your sexiest outfits because we're diving deep into the hottest haunted oddities and asking 'what's the right thing to do with your old adult toys?'. We dip into David's dating escapades and get the inside scoop on Tinder Select, the new $499/month way to find those heartfelt connections. --- What's under the hood in this week's ep - Tinder Select: the new luxury version of online dating - David's dating update - What to do with your toys - Haunted objects and oddities --- Send your advice questions to: Speakpipe or email us. Follow Us On: TikTok | Instagram | YouTube --- This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 23.11.23 --- 00:00 - Pre intro 00:36 - David dating update 05:00 - Tinder’s new luxury plan (Tinder Select) 18:45 - How we’ll meet partners in the future 22:19 - Question: My dead wife’s toys 28:39 - Haunted sex toys 39:44 - Horny Oddities and the Cabinet of Curiosities 50:25 - Outro

    53 min

  5. 21/11/2023

    Short Kings, Tall Tales | Ep.66

    Life's too short to be tied up in family feuds. From parents taking student loan money to pay for your brother's wedding, to theme park family fights & the shortest of kings rocking that 6ft confidence. P.S. This episode is a chain mail podcast and you have to send it to 10 of your friends before midnight, otherwise you're fully cursed... soz. --- What's under the hood in this week's ep - My 5'8 boyfriend insists he's 6' tall - My parents said they'd pay my student loans then used the money for my brother's wedding - A family fight over a trip to a theme park has caused a rift in the family - Chain mail is back in podcast form - No posers and no Slashes - Our new band Druggers in the Night - Adblockers getting blocked - The new Jack Daniel's campaign - Tuckshop time --- Send us your questions on Speakpipe, or email us blackswansociety.mail@gmail.com Follow Us On: TikTok | Instagram --- This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 16.11.23 --- 00:00 - Pre Intro 00:36 - It begins 01:44 - This is a chain letter podcast 02:49 - Our new band is the best 04:20 - The various faces of Slash 06:52 - Keeping it under wraps 09:16 - Fat David’s high school adventures 12:59 - The accidental start of the show 13:14 - Adblockers being blocked 16:37 - The new Jack Daniel’s commercial 22:59 - Oh yeah, the adblocker thing 25:44 - Question: My bf insists he’s 6ft tall 38:27 - Question: My parents said they’d pay for my loans and didn’t 44:07 - Question: Theme park fight caused family rift 51:27 - Gauging the audience for chill levels 54:08 - Outro

    58 min

  6. 13/11/2023

    Gordon Ramsay Presents: Cool Artists ONLY | Ep.65

    This week we help keep out the LOSERS! There's a brand new game show in town helping art teachers screen their students to make sure only the cool kids get in. Then it's time to pull the infinite fake key dupe to keep our snooping Mother-In-Law out of our house. --- What's under the hood in this week's ep - Your favourite team from Nickelodeon's Legends of the Hidden Temple - Using 'Is It Cake' as interview questions - Kitchen Nightmares / Shark Tank game show for artist interviews - The power of the infinite dupe - Too much sport talk for 2 non-sport boys - Battle Royal for Sports Betting --- Send us your advice questions: https://speakpipe.com/theadvisory, or email us blackswansociety.mail@gmail.com Follow Us On: TikTok | Instagram --- This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 09.11.23 --- 00:00 - Pre-Intro 00:37 - Intro & David's haunted 06:00 - Unclaiming David's energy 08:52 - Question: How to get cool art students 12:40 - What's cool has changed 13:45 - Hunger Games for Art students 16:50 - Pop culture landmines 22:20 - Kitchen Nightmares meets Shark Tank for Artists 27:18 - Question: My MIL found out I gave her a fake key 43:24 - Darren Lockyer's Vlog Podcast 45:15 - David's poor parents buy an investment mansion from a famous football player 49:30 - Boys, Bucks & Bets 53:18 - Outro

    57 min

  7. 29/10/2023

    Toxic Teatime & Tripping at the In Laws | Ep.64

    What if your morning coffee wasn't just a pick-me-up, but something more sinister? And what happens when a harmless chocolate bar turns into an accidental psychedelic trip for your mother-in-law? From hidden cameras to shroom chocolates, join us as we try and spot the red flags in these relationships before it's too late. — If you have a question, send us an email at ⁠⁠⁠blackswansociety.mail@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠ or shoot us a DM on the socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ | Instagram — This episode was streamed live on Twitch and YouTube on 26.10.23. — 00:00 - It begins 01:09 - Collin the ventriloquist joins the show 06:30 - Question: I think my husband is trying to poison me 17:05 - It's my time 21:28 - Question: My Mother-In-Law ate my shroom chocolate 22:00 - Psychedelic adventures 24:36 - The constant music in Collin's brain 26:18 - Shroom MIL continues 33:42 - The intervention 42:12 - Friends are angry together but for different reasons 45:40 - Outro 50:48 - Intros are dead

    52 min

  8. 18/10/2023

    All's Fair in Love and Regifting | Ep.62

    Breaking news: the boys need to workshop an outro and do some advice. Dads are being freaks at Halloween, Joe from you stops by the show then we deal with a chronic re-gifter. Come with us now on this journey through advice and space. — If you have a question, send us an email at ⁠⁠⁠blackswansociety.mail@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠ or shoot us a DM on the socials: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok ⁠⁠| Instagram — This episode was streamed live on Twitch and YouTube on 12.10.23. — 00:00 - It begins 1:38 - Workshop outros with us 9:27 - Advisory reddit rules to reddit 17:12 - Question: My husband won't trick or treat with us 24:37 - Joe from YOU stops by 27:25 - Convince a Dad to stay home 29:33 - The "YOU" bit 30:51 - Question: my gift re-giving aunt 39:23 - The ultimate murder mystery reveal strategy 41:33 - The "pulp fiction" bit 42:18 - Outro

    46 min
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The graceless, psychedelic advice show guiding you through the troubles of life, love and all the weird stuff in between.

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  • Creator
    The Advisory
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2024
  • Episodes
    68
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