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BIG NET WON'T STOP THIS EPISODE FROM GETTING OUT! The bird war of 2024 has begun.

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This week's talking points: The bird war of 2024, no improvements, definitely no doxing, townhouse troubles, puffled plumage, big net, sexy birds, highly swoopable beef patties, my parents hate my name, out-famous your name, being a better me, helping others, the best new years resolutions, byron bay has eyes.

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch & YouTube on 09.01.24


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A scorned lover contemplates revenge for her stolen heirloom necklace and a family of intrusive photo takers gets their comeuppance.

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This week's talking points: Giant scam magnets, The writer’s mind, Terrible jewellery heists, Icarus and the shitty wings, The infinite mind scrawling, Intrusive family photo takers, Matrix EVP tech takedowns, Reusable grifts, Anti-photography, Saving Private Ryan memories, Prying eye black mail cameras, Hunger Games x Call of Duty wedding pits, Live modding & the sacred Twitch rituals.

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 07.12.23

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00:25 - Question: The mistress and the missing necklace

02:45 - Giant scam magnets

06:40 - 5 steps to revenge

10:11 - The curse of the necklace

10:54 - The writer’s mind

13:53 - Little David unfortunately returns

16:53 - Question: My family won’t stop taking my photo

18:15 - Reusing shenanigans infrastructure

19:48 - Photographer photographers

24:07 - The prying eyes of hidden camera blackmail

25:35 - Wedding COD

28:49 - The knighting of Collin the Twitch mod

29:32 - David’s Knighting Speech

30:23 - James’ Knighting Speech

33:25 - Outro


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The ultimate solution for when your mother-in-law hates you (and genuinely might be poisoning you), dealing with family drama pre-wedding & start your venue inquiry email search business already.

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This week's talking points: My mother in law is sabotaging me, Telethon implants, The fam augmentation, Jeep wrangler diapers, Photoshopped weddings, Blue ocean strategies, Family poison daisy chains, Putting our manners back in, Christie’s auctions for enhancements, Wedding venue inquiries, Software bullies, The hunger games the ballad of songbirds and snakes, Family fights at the holidays, Weird energy.

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 30.11.23

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00:00 - It begins

01:48 - Question: My MIL is poisoning me

09:53 - David makes alliances in the war effort

14:38 - Question: We can’t marry until my sister’s implants arrive

29:11 - David’s stint in the wedding industry

32:37 - Outro


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Bust out your EVP detectors and throw on your sexiest outfits because we're diving deep into the hottest haunted oddities and asking 'what's the right thing to do with your old adult toys?'.

We dip into David's dating escapades and get the inside scoop on Tinder Select, the new $499/month way to find those heartfelt connections.

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What's under the hood in this week's ep

- Tinder Select: the new luxury version of online dating

- David's dating update

- What to do with your toys

- Haunted objects and oddities

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 23.11.23

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00:00 - Pre intro

00:36 - David dating update

05:00 - Tinder’s new luxury plan (Tinder Select)

18:45 - How we’ll meet partners in the future

22:19 - Question: My dead wife’s toys

28:39 - Haunted sex toys

39:44 - Horny Oddities and the Cabinet of Curiosities

50:25 - Outro


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Life's too short to be tied up in family feuds. From parents taking student loan money to pay for your brother's wedding, to theme park family fights & the shortest of kings rocking that 6ft confidence.

P.S. This episode is a chain mail podcast and you have to send it to 10 of your friends before midnight, otherwise you're fully cursed... soz.

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What's under the hood in this week's ep

- My 5'8 boyfriend insists he's 6' tall

- My parents said they'd pay my student loans then used the money for my brother's wedding

- A family fight over a trip to a theme park has caused a rift in the family

- Chain mail is back in podcast form

- No posers and no Slashes

- Our new band Druggers in the Night

- Adblockers getting blocked

- The new Jack Daniel's campaign

- Tuckshop time

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 16.11.23

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00:00 - Pre Intro

00:36 - It begins

01:44 - This is a chain letter podcast

02:49 - Our new band is the best

04:20 - The various faces of Slash

06:52 - Keeping it under wraps

09:16 - Fat David’s high school adventures

12:59 - The accidental start of the show

13:14 - Adblockers being blocked

16:37 - The new Jack Daniel’s commercial

22:59 - Oh yeah, the adblocker thing

25:44 - Question: My bf insists he’s 6ft tall

38:27 - Question: My parents said they’d pay for my loans and didn’t

44:07 - Question: Theme park fight caused family rift

51:27 - Gauging the audience for chill levels

54:08 - Outro


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This week we help keep out the LOSERS!

There's a brand new game show in town helping art teachers screen their students to make sure only the cool kids get in. Then it's time to pull the infinite fake key dupe to keep our snooping Mother-In-Law out of our house.

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What's under the hood in this week's ep

- Your favourite team from Nickelodeon's Legends of the Hidden Temple

- Using 'Is It Cake' as interview questions

- Kitchen Nightmares / Shark Tank game show for artist interviews

- The power of the infinite dupe

- Too much sport talk for 2 non-sport boys

- Battle Royal for Sports Betting

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This episode was streamed live on Twitch on 09.11.23

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00:00 - Pre-Intro

00:37 - Intro & David's haunted

06:00 - Unclaiming David's energy

08:52 - Question: How to get cool art students

12:40 - What's cool has changed

13:45 - Hunger Games for Art students

16:50 - Pop culture landmines

22:20 - Kitchen Nightmares meets Shark Tank for Artists

27:18 - Question: My MIL found out I gave her a fake key

43:24 - Darren Lockyer's Vlog Podcast

45:15 - David's poor parents buy an investment mansion from a famous football player

49:30 - Boys, Bucks & Bets

53:18 - Outro


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