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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

The Morning Stream Frogpants Studios

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 67 Ratings

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

    TMS 2235: Scuzzy Bernoulli

    TMS 2235: Scuzzy Bernoulli

    Gary Busey: The Voice of Reason. A French Ranch on the Thousand Island with Caesar. To Be Honest, I’m Rooting For The Monkeys! I Don’t Like Words That End in Zeeeeeeeeeee. Dental Floss and Craps. In Soviet Russia the Dressing Undresses you. All Ninjas are Handsome. It’s A Purple Nurple Zurple! Digahertz Deezz Nuts. See Anal Street. In France they Call it Dressing Royale. What’s-this-here-sauce? More McCock Talk. Contemporary Liberal Hairdo. Why does it smell of Helena Bonham Carter? A Man-Shaped Mannequin With Bill. A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    • 1 hr 49 min
    TMS 2234: Massive Monkey Gangs!!

    TMS 2234: Massive Monkey Gangs!!

    Shot to the balls. And you’re to blame. His & Her Bed Weapons. Hey, Do You Have Change For A $10,000? GET UP DICK! Throwin’ My Back Out with the local Tramp. Clacking Your Balls like a Newton’s Cradle. I don’t like sugared up Monkeeeeeeeeeeeeys. Covid Worthy. The Sriracha States of America. Jeff naked is quite a sight. Don’t Swetch the small stuff. Scorekeeping BS. Go to pee, stay for the Dam. Is Bueno Good? Unslabbed. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    • 1 hr 25 min
    TMS 2233: Koi Are Carp

    TMS 2233: Koi Are Carp

    Is it too early for a fish Tattoo? Where Are They On The Smashmouth Scale? But What Does It Mean For Clippy? Definitely Plums. WHAT IS YOUR TACO STREAK? 69 Billion? Niceeeeeeee. Blindfold A Turkey. What’s The Streak For Pooping A Poop The Size Of An Avocado??! Nudity? Swears? Adult Situations? Where is this streaming again?! Where Is The Bat Man? No reward, No Closure. And No Lieutenant Yar. John Cena’s Noodle Comedy. Which Gunn? Peter? Timm? Chad Kroger is my death angel. Tom’s Tech Time! Reccametals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    • 2 hrs 7 min
    TMS 2232: Peeza Hutt

    TMS 2232: Peeza Hutt

    Karen, Chads, and Brads, OH MY! We’re Living In PEAK BEARD TIME Right Now! Pornographic Memory. A Little Goo-Ball In The Middle! A Cold Corpse That Pooped the Bed. No Fear, No Pain, Just a Solar Flare. Taco Bell staff ran for the border. A Dog Poop Or A Testicle. The New Tanning Sensation, Toner Chips! Bypass DRM? OK! Death by topless rollerskating women! Quick, Unexpected, & Painless. Donkey sauce just got a whole NEW meaning! Blinded by Science in One Eye with Bobby. Emergency Squirrel Making with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    • 1 hr 25 min
    TMS 2231: Regrexit

    TMS 2231: Regrexit

    I don’t like naked trapEEEEEEZ! Two Smoking Barrels and a Monkey. 1-Adam-12, We Have A Snorlax In Progress At Fifth & Main! Who killed Arnold Palmer? Taco Bell Fever Dreams. Mark Rober. The McGruber we need. ALWAYS THE FRENCH! Go Runs Uphill, Goo Runs Downhill! I’m Not Going There For Tubesteak!! Hey it’s my white sister. What Was That Question About Focus Again? Cockney Rhyming Deficit Disorder. Rogue Pit Sweat. Read This, with Amy! Street Ritalin and MORE with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    • 1 hr 40 min
    TMS 2230: Popcorn Zombies

    TMS 2230: Popcorn Zombies

    Tied for 41st. Mark is now David. On A Scale Of 1 to 10, It’s A 28! Whatserboobies. The all new Samsung Ghost. Clancy Brown’s Got Crabs. I Don’t Think I Would Marry Dexter! Red On-Air Balloon. Deadpool it’s in the name. Roaming Bands of Stabbers. There’s Optimism and there’s Reality. Storm’s Disco Jumpsuit. The lesson here is, don’t make out with your sister. Dad Cartoonist: Fury Road. CES on the Hole with Tom! I Still Know Karate in my Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

    • 1 hr 47 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
67 Ratings

67 Ratings

JamCart ,

Still! 'My daily bread'

4 years later and I still love this podcast.

The Morning Stream is fast becoming 'my daily bread'. I love it!
Great production values. Intelligent and fun. It never fails to brighten my day.
Thank you from Australia. Keep up the awesome work.

Skeptikk ,

It just feels right.

Coming in to work during the weekday and listening to TMS just makes the morning go so much quicker. Scott and Brian are great hosts and are always entertaining. My only complaint is that almost 2 hours is just not enough, but thats when they come in with TMS PM where we in Australia get it Friday arvo, works out great!

Lordvito9 ,

Sensual

Its a great and amazing podcast that just covers stuff. excellent.

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