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The Rank Podcast

Join John on The Rank, a podcast where movies and sitcom episodes are broken down, scored across multiple categories, and placed into their final tier. Smart analysis, laughs, and the occasional terrible joke included. Thanks for listening/watching!!

  1. 2 DAYS AGO

    Project Hail Mary - Sci-Fi Movie Rankings

    In this episode of The Rank Podcast, John launches into the world of modern sci-fi with a deep dive into the 2026 blockbuster Project Hail Mary, the ambitious space epic based on the best-selling novel by Andy Weir. The film follows Ryland Grace—a middle school science teacher who wakes up alone aboard a spacecraft, light-years from Earth, with no memory of who he is or how he got there. As his memories slowly return, Grace uncovers the terrifying truth: he’s humanity’s last hope on a desperate mission to stop a mysterious organism that is causing the sun to die, threatening extinction on a global scale. John breaks down the film’s balance of hard science and heartfelt storytelling, its mix of humor and high-stakes tension, and how Project Hail Mary stands alongside modern sci-fi greats. From Gosling’s performance to the film’s exploration of sacrifice, friendship, and humanity’s will to survive, this episode examines why this movie has quickly become one of the most talked-about sci-fi releases of 2026. E-mail your fan questions, comments, and suggestions to info@therankpodcast.com. Support the show by becoming a patron at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/TheRankPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Visit The Rank's website for up-to-date rankings at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TheRankpodcast.com

    13 min
  2. 3 DAYS AGO

    Married... With Children - Married... With Prom Queen: The Sequel

    👑👠 John heads back to Polk High for Season 3, Episode 18, “Married… with Prom Queen: The Sequel.” In this follow-up episode, the chaos from the reunion explodes into full-blown Bundy madness as Peggy’s dream of being crowned queen hangs in the balance. Picking up right where Part 1 left off, Peggy is still locked in a bitter rivalry with her old nemesis Connie Bender, both determined to win the title of reunion queen. But the competition takes a backseat when Al finally comes face-to-face with his longtime high school rival, Jack, reigniting a feud that’s been simmering since their teenage years. What starts as trash talk quickly escalates into a long-overdue showdown between the two men, with years of pent-up pride and resentment on the line.John breaks down the explosive conclusion to the two-part story, the payoff of Al’s rivalry, and Peggy’s relentless quest for validation. Does “Prom Queen: The Sequel” stick the landing as one of the show’s most memorable episodes? Tune in as John ranks it on the Sitcom Rankings. 📺🔥===============================Support The Rank Podcast & Join Our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/TheRankPodcastSubscribe to The Rank Podcast → https://bit.ly/4lNL2Mf===============================Listen To More of "The Rank Podcast with John and Zac"https://therankwithjohnandzac.com/===============================#marriedwithchildren #marriedwithchildrenepisode #sitcomrankings #tvcomedy #newshows1987 #tvseries #oldtvseries #seriesreview #episodereview #retrositcoms #therankpodcast #reruns #therank #retrotvseries #retrotv #retroreruns

    13 min
  3. 3 DAYS AGO

    Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Action Movie Rankings

    🛡️🔥 In this episode of The Rank Podcast, John dives into Action Movie Rankings with a look at the MCU standout Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) — a film that redefined what a superhero movie could be by blending high-stakes action with a grounded political thriller. Set after the events of The Avengers, Steve Rogers (Captain America) is adjusting to life in the modern world while working with S.H.I.E.L.D. alongside Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow). But when fellow agent Nick Fury uncovers a massive conspiracy within the organization, he becomes a target, and suddenly Steve finds himself on the run, unsure who he can trust.John breaks down why The Winter Soldier stands out in the MCU: its tight pacing, its shift into political thriller territory, and the emotional weight behind Steve confronting a past he thought he lost. Is this the peak of Marvel’s action storytelling? Tune in as John ranks it among the greatest in the Action Movie Rankings and decides where this fan-favorite lands.===============================Support The Rank Podcast & Join Our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/TheRankPodcastSubscribe to The Rank Podcast → https://bit.ly/3O4gDtL===============================Listen To More of "The Rank Podcast with John and Zac"https://therankwithjohnandzac.com/===============================#captainamerica #wintersoldier #captamericamovie #mcu #chrisevans #sebastianstan #anthonymackie #scarlettjohansson #samuelJackson #actionmovie #marvelcomics #mcu #therank #therankpodcast #moviescenes #moviereview #movieranking #moviepodcast #moviepodcastweekly #moviefacts #movielovers

    23 min
  4. 3 DAYS AGO

    Taxi - Call of the Mild

    👊🚕 John’s back at the Sunshine Garage for Season 3, Episode 7 — “The Call of the Mild.” In this outdoorsy misadventure from the classic sitcom Taxi, the cabbies decide to take a break from city life and test their survival skills in the wilderness. The idea begins when the guys see Bobby Wheeler appearing in a beer commercial dressed as a rugged lumberjack. Inspired by the macho image, Alex, Tony, Bobby, and Jim decide they should try “roughing it” themselves by taking a week-long camping trip in a remote mountain cabin. Confident they can handle the outdoors, they rent a hunting cabin far from civilization and send their guide away, insisting they’ll be fine on their own.John breaks down the episode’s funniest survival moments, the ensemble chemistry that drives the story, and how this wilderness escapade stacks up against other memorable episodes of Taxi. Where does “The Call of the Mild” land on the Sitcom Rankings? Tune in to find out.===============================Support The Rank Podcast & Join Our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/TheRankPodcastSubscribe to The Rank Podcast → https://bit.ly/4lNL2Mf===============================Listen To More of "The Rank Podcast with John and Zac"https://therankwithjohnandzac.com/===============================#Taxi1978 #tonydanza #sitcomrankings #tvcomedy #taxisitcom #taxitvshow #tvseries #oldtvseries #seriesreview #episodereview #retrositcoms #sitcomrerun #therankpodcast #reruns #therank #retrotvseries #retrotv #retroreruns

    12 min
  5. 3 DAYS AGO

    The Mindy Project - Lahiri Family Values

    With Mindy Lahiri now pregnant and considering a big career move, the episode finds her trying to launch a fertility clinic in San Francisco alongside colleague Rob. However, the plan hits a major roadblock when Mindy learns her credit history is a disaster, threatening her ability to secure the business loan needed to open the practice. Determined to fix the problem, Mindy tracks down the source of the issue: her irresponsible younger brother Rishi, who has wrecked her credit after she co-signed on an apartment for him.John breaks down how “Lahiri Family Values” mixes heartfelt family dynamics with the show’s signature fast-paced comedy, while pushing Mindy’s personal and professional story into a major turning point. Tune in as John discusses the episode’s funniest moments, Mindy’s evolving ambitions, and where this pivotal chapter lands on the Sitcom Rankings.===============================Support The Rank Podcast & Join Our Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/TheRankPodcastSubscribe to The Rank Podcast → https://bit.ly/3O4gDtL===============================Listen To More of "The Rank Podcast with John and Zac"https://therankwithjohnandzac.com/===============================#themindyproject #mindykaling #sitcomrankings #tvcomedy #themindyproject2012 #themindyprojectvshow #tvseries #oldtvseries #seriesreview #episodereview #retrositcoms #therankpodcast #reruns #therank #retrotvseries #retrotv #retroreruns

    16 min
  6. 12 MAR

    Married... With Children - Married with Prom Queen: Part 1

    👑📺 John heads back to the Bundy universe for Season 3, Episode 17, “Married… with Prom Queen: Part 1.” In this classic two-part storyline from Married... with Children, Peggy Bundy becomes obsessed with reclaiming her glory days when she and Al prepare to attend their Polk High School reunion, where a “reunion queen” will be crowned. Peggy is determined to win the title and spends an outrageous amount of Al’s hard-earned money preparing for the event, including hundreds on a dress and shoes and thousands of dollars on phone calls to former classmates in an attempt to secure their votes. John breaks down the episode’s funniest moments, Peggy’s hilariously obsessive campaign for reunion queen, and the brewing Bundy-style rivalries that set the stage for the explosive conclusion in Part 2. Where does this episode land on the Sitcom Rankings? Tune in to find out. E-mail your fan questions, comments, and suggestions to info@therankpodcast.com. Support the show by becoming a patron at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/TheRankPodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Visit The Rank's website for up-to-date rankings at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TheRankpodcast.com

    11 min

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Join John on The Rank, a podcast where movies and sitcom episodes are broken down, scored across multiple categories, and placed into their final tier. Smart analysis, laughs, and the occasional terrible joke included. Thanks for listening/watching!!