Tom Squared

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Once described by Max Rushden as a 'very enjoyable listen,' Tom Squared dives into the world of Sunday League football from the unique perspective of Swinburne FC's very own Big Burch and Pollock. Join them as they discuss the weird and whacky world of Australian Sunday League.

  1. 10/12/2025

    Tom Squared | #36 How Not To Join the A-League

    In Episode 36 we’re joined by the bloke who nearly brought an A-League club to Dandenong - Matt Windley. He spills on how Team 11 were basically told “yeah you’ve got it”… and then was blindsided. We chat about the players they almost signed including the 'Indian Messi', working on establishing Auckland FC and somehow we discover which Swinburne FC player worked with Windley at Safeway stacking shelves 20 years ago. We also give our Socceroos World Cup predictions and what it means for Sunday League fixtures.

    23 min

  2. 03/12/2025

    Tom Squared | #35 Why Our Coach Quit…

    Our former senior men's coach Joel Kleber joins us fresh off his coaching resignation to share his latest adventures, including a memorable trip to China and reflects on his time as coach.

    18 min

  3. 26/11/2025

    Tom Squared | #34 Kunaal’s Relegation Pizzas

    We’re joined by Kunaal as he reflects on his first season at the club, reveals how Keisuke Honda once aired him, shares stories from MCing Melbourne Victory games, and debates whether Swinburne should start sending pizzas to relegated teams.

    19 min

  4. 13/10/2025

    Tom Squared | #33 Comprehensive 2025 Wrap

    We've gotta stop saying 'we're back' but this time we are... Tune into our wrap of the season from the start to finish, big guests coming up make sure to invest in this before we go GLOBAL.

    22 min

  5. 13/06/2025

    Tom Squared | #32 Thirds Redemption, Man City Crossover & a Metro League Scandal

    After another classic unannounced hiatus, Tom and Tom are back and a lot has happened. The Swinburne FC Thirds have won two games (yes, you read that right), prompting some soul-searching and a few well-deserved apologies. The boys reflect on missed Australia Cup glory, simulate what would happen if Harry Lawrence managed Manchester City, and investigate a juicy Metro League eligibility scandal.

    20 min

  6. 27/03/2025

    Tom Squared | #31 Albanese, AFP Sweeps & Strava Ultimatums

    The Grade Cricketer's very own Charlie Bischard  joins the show to share how he got a pic with PM Anthony Albanese holding a Swinburne FC scarf, surviving an "alarmingly casual" AFP sweep, and kicking off a new gift trend for guests. Plus, he throws down a Strava ultimatum—join or face domestic terrorism!

    31 min

  7. 20/03/2025

    Tom Squared | #30 How a Dutch Pro Ended Up Playing Sunday League for Swinburne FC

    We catch up with Thijs van Amerongen, our former Dutch superstar who jumped nine tiers to Dandenong Thunder after just one match for Swinburne FC. Thijs shares the shocked reactions from Melbourne Victory and Thunder’s board, plus his hilarious takes on Sunday League referees, cricket pitches, and more. Plus he tell us some of the best players he's ever faced and you're going to be shocked!

    37 min

  8. 13/03/2025

    Tom Squared | #29 Battling Doncaster & The Birth of The Furnace

    The boys chat our battle against Doncaster Rovers in the Australia Cup a side 17 tiers higher than us and we're joined by Nathan Gorga to chat about the introduction of our new ultras group 'The Furnace' + Harry is on the show for his first and last appearance of 2025.

    20 min
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Once described by Max Rushden as a 'very enjoyable listen,' Tom Squared dives into the world of Sunday League football from the unique perspective of Swinburne FC's very own Big Burch and Pollock. Join them as they discuss the weird and whacky world of Australian Sunday League.

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  • Creator
    Swinburne FC Audio Network
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    36
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Swinburne FC Audio Network
  • Show Website
    Tom Squared